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12.24.09 ...

#74 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... yikes ... it's almost christmas.  my mom sent me a pecan pie from texas... i ate the whole thing in two days. i could have eaten it in one day but i forced myself to stop and save some for the following day. it took willpower to stop ... now comes the eggnog..... 
here's some beautiful music for y'all ...
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Nessun Dorma  ... noisy ... .... The3tenors
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Dame Kiri Te Kanawa - "I Dreamed a Dream" - "Les Misérable"  ... noisy ...
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Susan Boyle - "i dreamed a dream   ... noisy ...
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12.23.09 ...

73 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  "welcome to the real world, neo" [btw ... this is a reference to 'the matrix']... i haven't been able to make much art this year and that's VERY unusual for me. i'm always making something  but not nearly enough to keep me sane... asw a matter of fact ...i'm pretty nuts right now... volatile and crabby... anyway ... i'm making calendars and CDs for my friends ... they're turning out pretty cool ...
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BRITTANY MURPHY - REST IN PEACE :( ... damn ... i was totally shocked this morning when i heard this.  she's one of my faves ... geez ... so young and talented.  how sad this is .... i've been too busy to read much about this yet ...
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Dame Kiri Te Kanawa sings "Bailero" - "Chants d'Auvergne" .... noisy... something special for you...


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12.18.09 ...
RIHANNA'S 'HARD' VIDEO!  ... noisy ... hot hot
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress: “He deserves this” ... 
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Hugh Jackman Named The Hottest Australian Hunk ... he is sooo cute ...
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RuPaul - Hard Candy Christmas ... noisy ...
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Tiger Allegedly Pursued Woman After Car Crash ...
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Tiger Woods Alleged Mistresses Roundup ...
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Beijing 3-wheeler Gets Makeover as Bike-Driven RV  ...
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Government Supported Gay Bar Closes Before Opening ... heh ...
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12.17.09 ...

#71 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my life is like "thru the looking glass darkly" ... i float and drift  ...my surroundings unrecognizable but somehow i know i've been here before ...
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*VIA DAVID AND LYNN
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12.13.09 ...

#70 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my life is like "thru the looking glass darkly" ... i float and drift  ...my surroundings unrecognizable but somehow i know i've been here before ...

i'm thinking of implementing a different kind of comment script on the site ... if i can i get it working we'll have to try it out.  it seems complicated at the moment but i'm sure i can work it out ... eventually.
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Tiger Also Liked the Hookers ... guys can be so stupid sometimes ...
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VIDEO FIX: MARY J. BLIGE'S 'I AM' ... noisy
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File-Extensions.org - File extension library...
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Test Your News IQ
...ok ... i got 12/12 .... ha
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Girls With Tattoos ... nasty ...i love these .... yum ... TIMBULB and i have the same taste in women ...


*VIA TIMBULB
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12.09.09 ...

#69 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... "where am i???" she says to anyone who may be listening ...
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Cleeki - The World One Click Away ... noisy ... cool add-on for firefox ... get it here
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12.01.09 ...

#67 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  well ... i got my laptop back friday... yesterday... friday...  wtf ...
still ... it's been so beautiful here.  ... clear and warm... 80° on thanksgiving ...
ahhhh ....
have you noticed that christmas is about cookies and  cakes and thanksgiving is about pies... i've been eating pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days... yummm  ... i love it.....
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11.11.09 ...

#66 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles
: ...  yee haa ... i'm feeling better ... whew ... this has been a hard year ... but i did it... and i did it without whining ... [very much...]
my NEW hard drive is doing something weird AGAIN... it goes into a "startup repair utility"  a thing that i've never seen before.  it's a light blue screen [ unlike the BSOD in DOS ] and i can't get into windows.  well...  after many attempts windows still couldn't fix itself [surprise] ... and i couldn't get into windows for two days... then suddenly... da da... it's working again.  anyway... HP is picking it up wednesday.. OMFG ... i'm backing everything up AGAIN... this time they better give me a different laptop or an upgrade ... [ BTW... my site is beginning to look like lifesavers ... maybe it's a festive holiday look ... or maybe it's total mental chaos... upbeat mental chaos ... ]
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Lady Gaga - Bad Romance ... noisy ... i like this cut... but the video itself distracting ...
*via
popbytes
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11.10.09 ...

Brutal Torture: 16 Twisted Techniques & Historic Devices ... yikes !!!


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Joe Jackson Seeks Allowance From Michael’s Estate ... well... he beat michael ...so what is it that he wants anyway? ... like ... $26,000 a day ???  a week ??? ...a minute ???
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11.09.09...

Robber emasculates himself ... LOL LOL ... i suppose this isnt really funny but ... LOL LOL
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Woman Who Killed, Cut Off Penis of "Abusive" Stepfather Gets Max ... aayiii ... this makes my invisable penis hurt ...
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The Beautiful Work of Ratinan Thaijareorn ...


*via David & Lynne McB
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11.08.09 ...


#65 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  i wonder why chemo makes our hair curly  ??? ... curl is formed by the shape of the hair follicle... or something like that. .... hmmm ... some people wind up with curly hair standing right up in the air... like  a curly piece of wire.  one woman wears her hair in a faux hawk now...but not by choice.  she's ultra-conservative but she's being a good sport about it tho ... heh heh heh
... LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ...

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XXX ... nasty ...
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Big Farting Bull In Little China ... YGTBFK ...


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11.07.09 ...

#65 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  this fucking chemo brain is slowing me down big time.  it takes me eons to get one simple thing done... i have to keep starting over and over...  [umm... that's why my posts are short  and there are so many errors]]... but it's still not bad as when my hair was falling out and i had to take a nap after walking to the kitchen. ...
BTW ...my hair is one inch long and is long enough to pull ... it's the same color as it was before except it's way thicker and the curl is the same. also my eyelashes and eyebrows are back.  lucky lucky me ....
... LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ...

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Pedro Fernández -YO NO FUI  ...  noisy ... LOL ... check out the whistling baby  ... maybe this kid  is really a midget. ... like he's actually a 16-year-old boy that looks like an extraordinary 3-year-old...   this kid is going to be a big star one day.... he already knows what he wants to do when he grows up...   BTW ... as most  of you know i love women  ...   but pedrito is one sexy dude ... very yummy .... i'd be all over him ......[ i wonder if aria wants to play too ]
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10.31.09 ...

#64 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... getting rid of cancer in your body takes about one year...it seemed like it would never end... but it did. i had support from the people around me... and i had the support of all of you, my readers. it's its been a very moving experience... truth is i didn't realize that so many people loved me.  anyway thanks fly out to all of you. thank you thank you thank you ... i still have chemo-brain but that should be better in a few months. i make mistakes  everywhere....like i left my ATM card in the ATM without closing my transaction ... wtf wtf ] ...anyway i am overwhelmed by all the catching up i have to do in every aspect of my life ... sheesh ... it *almost* feels like i spent an entire year of my life doing nothing on the outside ... of all my work and subsequent changes occurr on the inside of me. [ = hmmm existential phenomenology ] ....  life is but a dream ...
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Rare Dragon/Shark Found In Japan  ... noisy ... OMFG... this creature looks terriying ... [[ LOL... "the smokingNug" ... ]]
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1week of art works
... noisy nasty ... cool ...
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Creepy, Crazy, and Strange Japanese Toys ... yikes ...


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10.26.09 ...

#63 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: i'm exhausted ... this chemo doesn't make me sick... but it knocks me out right after the infusion... it's like letting the air out of a balloon ..... suddenly i'm empty and i have to fall down and go to sleep [.... ummm... i seem to have fucked up the comments a little ... ]
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Amazing Live - Saving All My Love for You - Whitney Houston ... noisy ...
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Locals Afraid Indonesian President is a Jinx ... heh ...
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10.22.09 ...

Snake with a Foot Discovered in China ... gads
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10.19.09 ...

Aria Giovanni & Shay Laren Gallery ...
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Whale penis seats in Russian 4WD  ...
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10.17.09 ...

#63 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm feeling a little bit better every day now...
hey... i just finished seven weeks of radiation...[ congratulations candice... you're thru being nuked ].  ... now that is totally cool ... apparently my breast is still radioactive for two more weeks tho ... i'm still cooking i guess ... hmmm ... maybe i glow in the dark


WTF ... my laptop is still doing the same thing it was doimg before the hard drive was replaced. i can't save documents and some other stuff isn't working either..... HP better replace the entire laptop this time... too much downtime..... @#^&%#@@

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Warrior Caste - Aria Giovanni ... ... i want to be aria's slave ...
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Mixed-race couple refused marriage license in Louisiana ...  idiot ... barack obama's mother is white ... quote:

"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," he said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."

*via PT
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10.16.09 ...

Hong Kong Fashion Week… Was a Little Weird ...


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Girl Kills Unhappy Parents And Cuts Them Into Pieces ...
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“UFO halo” in the sky baffles Muscovites
...noisy ... it doesn't look like an optical illusion to me ...
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10.14.09 ...

#62 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm feeling a little bit better every day now... altho i crash several times a day ...  whew ... this has been a  long and slow moving year ... but i did it...  YAY ... anyway i missed this summer entirely but i am going to start riding my bike now... i want to pump my butt and thighs.  my girlfriend loves them hard. heh
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Ozzy Thought Rehab Would Teach Him to Drink ... c'mon... how is this possible ??? ... i know he's brain damaged but still ...
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10.12.09 ...


#61 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation thursday... YAAAAYYYY !!! ... . i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick... lucky me ...
i know many of you have had cancer or know someone who has ... well... the treatment takes a long time and it's hard work... the most important aspect for all to keep in mind is attitude... a positive attitude changes the people and things around you.  so  stay positive, courageous and strong y'all ...  life is but a dream ...
[ ummm... i'm learning to use Kompozer  (a web authoring tool) to build this site now ... i'm taking this as an opportunity to change the look of things too... BTW... i'm not sure i like this blue font] ...

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Wonky Is Ruining Another Innocent Life!
  ... it's so cute... a mini-pig... LOL ....
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Tara Reid to pose for Playboy, world weeps ... i like it that she accepts the way she looks....
*via popbytes
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How Much Vitamin D Do You Really Need to Take? ... noisy ... something interesting from PT... [ i think i'll take more vitamin D ... altho i get a lot of sun here in SoCal ... maybe i should run around nude a few more times a week ... heh ... ]
*via PT
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10.12.09 ...

#60... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation thursday... YAAAAYYYY !!! ... . i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick... and i have to take a pill every day to suppress my hormones for 5 fucking years.  i'm going to try and talk my doctors out of that one... too many side effects
so.... there won't be much more updating in the chemo department  ... [ and i'm glad for that......]
i lost all of my bookmarks and am now starting over....  hmmmm ... + i have to install photoshop ... OMFG ... this is going to take a longer than i thought ... oh well ... and i'm changing the green color of the font to  this  blue ... for awhile anyway ... the green is more edgy ...
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PHOTOS: Giant Sea "Mucus" Blobs on the Rise ... yuck ...
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XXX ... noisy nasty ... porn 4 a monday morn ...
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Anna ...
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Dionne Bromfield featuring Amy Winehouse (Live)! ... noisy  ... amy looks good.  sweet of her to help her god-daughter... kinda weird having dancers in  front of the singers tho. it would have pissed me off ...  
*via popbytes
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Concept cars at Tokyo Motor Show 2009 ... hmmm
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snake ... noisy ...
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10.11.09 ...

#59... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation next week. i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick...
i lost all of my bookmarks and am now starting over....  hmmmm ... + i have to install photoshop ... OMFG ... this is going to take a longer than i thought ... oh well ...
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Incredible steampunk wedding cake
... it doesn't look appetizing ...
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Respect Your Elders – Especially The Ripped Ones ... wow ... i'm impressed...
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Birth control pill could put women off macho men ...
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10.10.09 ...

#59... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation next week. being nuked makes you tired. some mornings i don't feel like i've gotten any rest at all .. it's weird. ... but at least it doesn't make me feel sick. it does burn my skin tho and i have to put lots of unguent etc on my breast. my nurse said that radiation is like being microwaved from the inside out. i'll be glad when it over. my hair is now about a half of an inch long. my curls are beginning to show but they aren't long enough to wrap around my finger yet. it looks the same as before... the color hasn't changed much... maybe a little lighter but the curl is the same. it might be a little thicker too... but that's cool anyway. you know... people love my hair this short... even people at the pharmacy like it and told me i looked better without a hat ... also i gained 17 pounds during chemo [ i'm only 5'2'' ] ... people like that too... they say i was too skinny before ... HUH ??? ... well... i've been off of the nasty chemo cocktail for two months now and i've already lost 7 pounds ... my jeans are starting to fit again. yee haa ... i will be getting HERCEPTIN infusions [ a miracle kind of chemo that doesn't make you sick... just a little tired ] weekly until february 2010. [ i think i have watched every episode of CSI more than once since i've been sick... i'd never even heard about CSI before this ... also i've watched millions of movies. too sick to be interested in porn tho... but that will pass and i'll be back to my slutty self soon ... heh ... ]

so... i have my laptop back now ... it has a new hard drive. unfortunately i lost all of august and september posts... shit ... i'm setting everything up now and should be posting tonight or tomorrow. wtf ... #!%(?X#%* ... HD grief ... i'm trying to be philosophical about this but i did lose ALL my fucking data before the problem was diagnosed correctly... for some reason i can only receive email but not send it. i'm trying to fix that [ BTW ... i have thousands of messages to go thru... yikes! ]
so hey y'all ... my totally cool brother, armando, bought me a 2000 Ford Explorer Sport. it's so cute... it's white with big tires and everything works [ altho i replaced a heater hose this AM ]. it's an automatic and easy to drive, room to carry stuff and it has a great sound system. ... i love it. i love my brother too.
so... now that i'm getting back to bizness i'll be putting aberrant news into lots of search engines. hopefully i'll get some readers back. i lost thousands of readers this past year. also i'm thinking of changing the look of the site... but more on that later. i hope y'all are well. be talking to you ... yee haa ... life is beautiful.

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Terminator 2 - Bad to the Bone ... noisy 
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08.02.09 ...

#58 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... well... i'm awake for 4-5 hours and then i have to go to sleep for 2 hours ...
a lot of people who have gone thru chemo say their hair came back super curly in the front... and sometimes in the back too.  my hair is already curly so i hope my doesn't come back frizzy.  but ... almost everyone's hair also comes back in thicker... now that would be ok.... the truth is as long as my hair comes back i'm ok with it.  sheesh ... i'm glad the bald part is over.  
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Weird Toilet Paper Roll Sculptures by Junior Jacquet ... origami ... they're not bad ...


*VIA CRAIGS
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Man Arrested for Having Sex with Horse ... eeeewwwww ... creepy ...
*VIA IVAN EL LOBO
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07.31.09 ...

#57 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... slowly feeling better ...i'm still in chemo but this kind doesn't make my hair fall out ... i still feel exhausted tho ...
but now my hair is now 1/16th of an inch long ... heh ...
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GIANT JELLYFISH PICTURES: Japan's Nomura Invasion ...


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Here’s A Look At Shakira’s She Wolf Video ... noisy ... WOW ...
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51 Headless Vikings Found in English Execution Pit? ... hmmm ... 51 robust nude vikings males ... quote:

"They look like a healthy, robust, very strong, very masculine group of young males," he added. "It's your classic sort of warrior."

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07.28.09 ...

#56 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my eyes are making me mental.  they water constantly so that my contacts float and things are out of focus most of the time... i'm  exhausted ... have chills ... sores in my mouth... but ... i don't feel sick... i don't feel as sick as i did before when i felt like i had a terrible 6-month flu ... wow ... i'm feeling better ... that's cool ...
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Two false premises behind the gay marriage debate ...
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Son 'in plot to kill his parents' ...  WTF ...
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07.27.09 ...

#55 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm back and feeling a bit better... a lot better  actually ... i've survived six months of chemo ... .  yee haaaa... now as soon as my fatigue and chemo brain dullness goes away i'll be cookin' ... at this time tho i haven't been able to look at my email or the comments ... yet ... it's been a long time i think ...
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Women getting more beautiful, say scientists ... i've noticed that ... but i thought that today's women looked more beautiful because of make-up....  and dental work ... etc  ... [it's hard to imagine living before there was novacaine ...OMG ... the pain alone would make a person old and want to die.
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jill and kevin's big day ... noisy ... LOL ...  [in case you haven't seen this yet ]... this is totally cool ... better than some somber old wedding... love the slo-mo at the altar ... and the groom's somersault too ...[ also... that cool usher at the start, the one that throws his programs in the air is the best boy dancer.  ... maybe more people will dance down the isle now since this vid has gotten over 6 million hits and  36,035 comments !!!  ... when i marry again ...[ it will be a woman this time ]  it's going to be fun for all ...[ i'll let you know when ... it'll be awhile tho ... heh ]
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Red wine increases women's sexual desire ... well... this is good to know ...
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Son watched Michael Jackson die ... eeewwww ...  poor kid ... it must have creeped him out.  i always suspected that jackson had been dead awhilke before anyone realized it ...
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AMY WINEHOUSE: NOT GUILTY (& LOOKIN' BETTER!) ... she looks good ... i hope she starts writing now that she dumped creepy "what's-his-name" [blake] ...
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07.23.09 ...

#54 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... whoa ... had a little setback...i had a fever and had to go to the hospital... but i'm beter now...[i am sick of being sick tho ... i was told that i'm slowly going to be feeling better now.  they said 'we hit you hard with the chemo and it's going to take some time for you to get well' ...
well... i'm looking forward to getting better.
 thanks for your support my friends... i love you all you know ...
... it's movie-time ....  i'm watching "little ashes" ... a movie about salvador dali and federico garcía lorca.  it's pretty interesting actually .... sensual and lush.... there are a few cuts from bunuel's "un chien andalou" thrown in ... which are always strange and fun to see ...

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Lily Allen's new man  ... LOL ...
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Giant 'soap bubble' found floating in space
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Alien-Wasp Swarms Devouring Birds, Bugs in Hawaii ...
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So You Think You Can Dance - Powerful Breast Cancer Tribute ...  noisy ... gads ...
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Video of the Day ...  noisy
*VIA POIKILOTRM

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Easy, Do-It-Yourself Ghost ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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New low-calorie no-melt chocolate created ... i wonder if it has the same psychological effect as chocolate ??? ... will we still feel like we're in love ???
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Helen & Claudi ... ...
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Man stabbed by La Crosse woman after watching porn ... touchy
*via CRAIGS
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07.17.09 ...

#53 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... omg... i'm exhausted  and i still can't think... oh well... the steroids i had to take made me gain 18 pounds... and my face is round like a volley ball.  the weight is supposed to melt effortlessly away i'm told.  we'll see about that ...
it's way too hot to be outdoors after 11:00 am.... geez... i'm too tired to play outside anyway... yesterday while at the doctor's being infused and reading magazines i noticed that one of my fave movies "drag me to hell" got 3 1/2 stars in Us magazine.  heh ... it's a scary movie but it's also funny.  i showed the review to everyone in the treatment room because some people had teased me about liking a horror.movie.  anyway... i watched that movie again today. i still love it...   also ...  "an american crime" with ellen paige is worth seeing. it's an interesting movie and i like ellen paige's work...[[ i think that's her mane anyway.  she was the pregnant protagonist in 'juno" ]]  
OK... i found some good porn for y'all.  ... yee-haa... obviously some part of me is feeling better ... i can't wait to get out and ride my bike ... downhill preferably [ coasting... ] as i'm still pretty weak... [ hmmm ... maybe i'll get a ride back. ... like "pick me up at the gas station in an hour" ... ]
also... i read many of the comments yesterday... but the server kept timing out  so i couldn't post my responses. ...it was very frustrating..
i'll try again tonight. ... hope y'all are happy and healthy ...

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Michael Jackson's Unreleased Song ...noisy  ...
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Divers attacked by jumbo flying squid ...noisy ... OMG
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World's oldest tattoos were made of soot ... that makes sense ...
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Rory and Khalia ... ... sweet  and yummy ... [ click on "previous" to see the next pic in the series...  ]
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Lily Allen - 22 ... noisy ... her new single ... she's so cute ... [ ... timbulb is going to love this ]
*via
POPBYTES
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Dinosaurs Went Underground to Wait Out Extreme Weather ...  hmmm ... i've never heard this before ...
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07.15.09 ...

#52 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... sleeping .... sleeping and  more sleeping for 2 days .... achy ... chills ... and my head hurts ...
so... it's movie time ...
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Woof justice? Meet the pooches with their very own amazing technicolour dreamcoats ... poor things
*via PT
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Dresden zoo forced to rename primate called 'Obama' ...
*via PT

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Nigaz name sparks racism debate ...
*via PT

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Man Falls to Death into Vat of Chocolate ... and it was boiling  chocolate ... yikes !!!  ... i guess it's lucky he hit his head rather than boiling to death ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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surrender20090711 ... ...
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Meet the World’s Strongest Vagina ...
*via CRAIGS

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Genie ... noisy ... Genie Part 1 ... noisy ... Genie Part 2 ... noisy ... Genie Part 3 ... noisy ... Genie Part 4 ... noisy ... Genie Part 5 ... noisy ... Genie Part 6 ... noisy ...
* via B
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Video: Naked tumbling gymnast ... cool ... and his head looks like mine ...
*via PT
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07.14.09 ...

Carmen Electra Topless Vegas Pictures ... ... OMG ...
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07.12.09 ...

#51 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... same old...weakness ... headache ... fatigue ...
so ... it was 99° here today ... too hot to be fun outdoors ... better here inside with the air-conditioner ...
.... hmmm... i still haven't gotten to the commemts and my email ... but i found some good porn that i'll be sharing with you ...

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Angelina Jolie Secretly Visits US Troops ... yum ...
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China criticises dollar ...
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MICHAEL JACKSON VS QUEEN - MASHUP ... noisy ...
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Bionic goose happy to have new leg, disappointed by lack of retractible laser cannon ... heh
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Tokyo’s Lifesize Gundam Robot Is Big Enough to Squash Your House
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07.11.09 ...

#50 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm totally exhausted ... but i don't have to get tthat really really nasty chemo cocktail again... instead i start radiation and a "not-quite-as-bad-as before" infusion of chemicals ... and some pills too ... i don't know what kind side-effects the new treatments will have but they can't be any worse than those i just experienced ...  
the good part [ and there always is a good part ] ... is that now  ... since i won't be as sick as i have been ... i get to swim and build up my endurance ... the pool heater is on, the water is warm and the weather is perfect for some pool action ... with loud music ... like the ting tings ...noisy  ... for example ... maybe i'll even have enough energy to look at some porn or respond to a few comments ... whew !!! ... it's been a long time ... 
thanks to all of you that continue to hang in there with me... i'll be able to upload at least one post a day soon making your visits here worthwhile... thank you  thank you  thank you ... y'all have the patience of angels ...

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Good dancers make the fittest mates ...
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Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Daughters! ...
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07.07.09 ...

#49 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm not too bad today... just a headache ... plus the weakness and fatigue of course ....
michael jackson's funeral service is on right now... huge crowd ... eight thousand people i guess ....stevie wonder is singing "never dreamed you'd leave in summer"   queen latifa spoke... mariah carey sang... omg ... brooke shields is breaking down ...    so anyway...     they closed one side of the freeway for the hearse transporting him to forest lawn.  i thought it was illegal to ever close one entire side of the freeway ??? ... well... i love michael...besides his great music he had to be the best dancer in the world.  he will be missed...
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Rep. Peter King: Michael Jackson a 'child molester' and 'pervert' ... this guy is a jerk... i hope someone stones him...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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07.05.09 ...


'Bald and emaciated' Michael Jackson died weighing 8st with only pills in his stomach, autopsy results reveal ... wtf ...it's true that i've been in limbo-landia for a few days... but ... this can't be true.   ... he looked great in his rehersal video...
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Sears Tower unveils glass balconies on Skydeck ... this is intense ....


*via POIKILOTRM
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Michael Jackson is Dead, by Jon LaJoie ... noisy ... yep ... exactly what i thought ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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MP's cuckold sign shocks Portugal ... strange word ... cuckold.  even stranger gesture ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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Kevin Skinner, 35 * Unemployed Farmer * America's Got Talent 2009 ... noisy ... sweet ... i love garth brooks too ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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Do you like the taste of TWAT? ... heh
*via CRAIGS
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Religious Teachings on Sex Infographic ...
*via CRAIGS
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07.02.09 ...

#48 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... wow ... it's july already ... the year is half over ... yikes ... and i am exhausted and weak ... of course...
well... it's a beautiful day today ...  my skin can't be in the sun yet ... [ chemo does weird things to it...] but the moment i my body can handle it ... i'm getting outdoors fast.  hmmm... here are a couple of pix if the back ... the first one is the guesthouse on the other side of the pool... the second is a pic of the right side of the yard in the back.  it's so beautiful ...
yes... i am in chemo but it could be worse... it can always be worse... i hope y'all [americans that is ...] have a great holiday weekend.  happy 4th of july....


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How to Tell Real Breasts from Fake ... noisy ... altho... aberrant readers already know this... they're sophisticted and astute having checked out many breasts ... i'll bet petey can tell the difference ...
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06.30.09 ...

#47 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... mostly sleeping ...  
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Online Color Scheme Generator ...
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Lisa Marie Presley said he was a passionate lover. So what WAS the truth about Jackson's sexuality? ...
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06.27.09 ...

#46 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...   OMG ... it's impossible to think...  same old same old... headache, sore throat, sores on my tongue ... fatigue and weakness... chills ... sweats ... body/bone aches ... even myn skin hurts. i am so impatient and grumpy that being alone right now is better for all concerned...
i'm downloading gadgets for my vista sidebar... something perfectly mindless for me to do... that and watching movies suit me just fine ...  so... Michael jackson's death profoundly saddens me.  i am a little surprised by the intensity of my reaction ... but he's like been around all of my life i guess and i love him ... i was at the hospital getting a shot for my white blood cells and news was on the tv. ...  breaking news came on and said that michael jackson had been found in full cardiac arrest, had stopped breathing and was being rushed to ucla. it sounded to me like he was dead...   then they said he was in a deep coma. ... very deep ...  and then they pronounced him dead.  so sad...  i was looking forward to his upcoming tour ...alto i prefer his earlier work, i am interested in what he has been  working on recently... he's a great songwriter .... dancer ... has a great voice.... he is/was a genius ... geez ... he's going to be missed ...
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Russian Volcano Shocks the World  ...


*via CRAIGS
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06.25.09 ...

#45 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i got the mega-nasty chemo infusion today. it took 4 hours.  part of the time watched "drag me to hell" on my handheld... wow... that gypsy is scary. ... heh ... i don't feel too bad yet ... but the day after tomorrow will be truly awful because by then i am truly toxic ... and for a about a week it will be hard for me to to even get out of bed. ...  so i'll watch movies...
anyway ... i'm getting as much done as possible today and tomorrow so i'll have everything i need to be free to stay comfortably in bed for a few days and not beat myself up ... the weather is beautiful here ... there are flowers everywhere ...in fact where i live is covered with flowers and plants... every wall ... every open space . ...it's dark now but tomorrow i will take some pix of all the flowers around here [ if i remember ]. ... there are still a lot of you hanging around aberrant news even tho my postings are sparse or non-existant...
thank you ... thank you ... thank you ...  i'm moved

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Swedish parents keep 2-year-old's gender secret ... i think Pop should know his gender but not have to reveal it to others... then he could be any gender he wanted to be on any given day or at any given time.  it sounds pretty interesting to me...i'd love it ...
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A FIRST LOOK - BARBIE AS HEIDI KLUM!  ... the new barbi !!!


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Saudi women learning how to sell bras ... this is good ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno is unleashed in the UK ... noisy ... love the velcro suit idea
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06.24.09 ...
#44 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... hmmmm ... i'm getting the nasty chemo infusion today.... [ wednesday ] ... the one that makes me really sick and makes my hair  break off ... ugh ... that means i'm going to be even sicker for awhile ...   geez .... i have absolutely no hair anywhere on my body ... even my landing strip is barely there ... [atho it's been nice not having a rash and still being smooth and hairless ] ... oh well ... this nasty part will soon be over ... yay!!! ... i'll still be in chemo but it won't be as terrible ...
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Viet Photo - A man returns ... noisy ... wow ... it's been 33 years and he still feels guilty.  that is very sad ...
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2,500-year-old bird's nest found ... cool ...
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Khloe And Kourtney Kardashian ... looking like bad girls ... my favorite kind of woman ... [ ... i'm a bad girl ... always have been ... always will be ... yee haa ... ]


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Is Angelina Jolie heading into politics?  ...  president ???
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06.23.09 ...
 #43 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i ...i couldn't move all day.  i didn't budge or even make phone calls ... i was just like a slug with a headache ...[ i did some reading by the pool this morning... maybe that exhausted me or something ... ] .. well at least i'm able to think coherently for a moment or two at a time ... heh ...
BTW ..i'm reading "next" by michael crichton ... i love it.

"lesbian vampire killers"... carmilla... vampire queen  ... they used an interesting technique in this movie where instead of having red blood flowing thru the vampires ... they used something white.  a white blood so that whenever something that would normally be considered 'gory' would happen ... it wasn't really gory cuz it was white and not red. it wasn't so real  .....  i liked the effect... too much gore creeps me out and becomes distracting ... but then i love action, thriller, horror type movies.  i like the tension ...  so there will always be gore i guess ... it kind of comes with the territory ...
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Cher struggles with child's sex change ... wow ...
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PS22 Chorus "JUST DANCE" by Lady Gaga ... noisy ... so cute ...
*via TIMBULB
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Poem for the Rooftops of Iran - June 19th, 2009 ... noisy ...
*via SGT
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Lily Allen - Fuck You (Explicit) (HD) ... noisy... "so you say, its not okay to be gay, well i think you're just evil" ... fuck you very very much ...
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Chris Brown Pleads Guilty ...
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06.22.09 ...

Phoenix, Arizona | Local News Video ... noisy ... OMFG ... this is horrible ...  think they could take any longer .... ??? ... i would strangle this dispatcher ...
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06.20.09 ...

 ... ... i couldn't move today... all i did was sleep ... a never-ending nap ...
... the weather here is perfect right now... this is one of the best times of the year.  beautiful ... clear ... warm ... soft breeze ... i love L.A. ... i was born here ... if you have to just lie around and nap all day this is the place to do it ...
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TWC new broadband caps, $150.00 a month for unlimited use ... YGTBFK ...
*via SABBE
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06.19.09 ...
 #42 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... omg ... another bad stomach, bad headache day.   this comes along with watery eyes, mouth sores and extreme fatigue...   so much so that every couple of hours i have to take a 90 minute nap.  oh yeah... and it's impossible to think... a consistent stream of consciousness is totally impossible ...it's out of the question... it's so weird.     yippee... obviously it's a movie day since i can't get much else done.   i have been getting some exercise using ankle weights while lying down and doing like 4-5 squats while in the shower... holding on to the soap thingy ... and it's working. my muscles are popping back up. BTW ... i never watched TV before i started chemo.  i watched movies on TV, news etc... but not regular programming... now ... since i've been living in my bed for months i watch CSI all day long. i love it. too many re-runs tho... re-runs on the same day that is. at those times i go to another forensics / crime drama thing or ... if you can believe this... i watch "dog the bounty hunter"   i can't believe it ...
... "drag me to hell" ... "crossing over"... are both movies worth seeing... "drag me to hell" is very fun and sexy...

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Megan Fox Wants to Take a Crack at Angelina Jolie ...
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Lesbian albatrosses and bisexual bonobos have last laugh on Darwin  ... it's perfectly normal to be homosexual ... there are just fewer homosexuals than heterosexuals ... so big fucking deal. so what ???  
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06.18.09 ...
#41 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ...
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Hen in giant egg shocker ... noisy ...
* via POIKILOTRM
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Demi Moore has a huge bush ... ...  WTF ... it looks 'shopped.  it looks like she's wearing a squirrel ...
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Should we call him Obama-san? ... noisy  ...
*via JERSEY PETEY  [ and those fabulous dunnes ... ]
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06.16.09 ...

 #40 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... eating custard and chocolate pudding today.  i am so tired i can barely move ... in fact ... lol ... i have to make 'plans' to get out of bed and then plan on getting what i need to get on the way back ... and my head and mouth hurts 2 ...  but i got this new razor and now my head feels spectacular ... it's super smooth and i can't stop touching it. [ it always feels cold BTW ... ] ...anyway ... i'm watching *kiss of the vampire" [again ] ... these vampires growl, snarl and roar like big cats... their lips quiver and it's kind of scary actually.  i mean... they really bite and tear people ... this movie is not about puncture wounds .... eeeeek !!!  ... this is yet another vamp movie where the vampire wants to rid herself / himself ] of her vampire-ness. she doesn't want to feed on humans anymore ... so she's bred [ cultivated ] that part of her nature out. now she can exist on the blood of animals ... like rabbits and rats even tho they taste bad and are unsatisfying ...of course the ability to be outdoors in the daylight is an obvious advantage ... that part makes sense...  but this vampire wants to be mortal too. WTF... the next thing you know they'll give up their super-strength and their ability to move at the speed of light ...they want to be boring humans. 
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Photography and retouching by Erik Johansson ...


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Cubana Lust Sex Tape Leaked Online ... noisy ...
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06.15.09 ...

... ... ugh ... bad headache and a so-so stomach ... sores in the corner of my mouth and on my tongue and i had hives this morning ... [ now that's weird ] ... but mostly i'm weak and tired with no appetite .... well this is boring. .... it's a good thing my friend B sent me a new video of him making a barbie cane... i laughed and changed my mood instantaneously.  he's very funny ...
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Barbie head cane ... noisy ... LOL .... B is a long time reader that makes fetish objects ... he sent me this video of him making a cane .... it's very funny.   i love all the tools in his studio ... those spinning smooth machine things etc. be sure to check out his store ... blacksun products ... he has some interesting toys.
*via B
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06.14.09 ...
#39 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles:
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Goths In Hot Weather ... around here [ venice ] musicians start going the the beach about 4pm.... they're fully clothed... and pasty white.  it's their neon tan ...
*via CRAIGS
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Six-legged cow found in China ... poor thing ...
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06.13.09 ...
#38 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... ... *tactical corsets* link fixed ...
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Underground city of DERINKUYU ... noisy ... WOW  ... it reminds me of the spanish architect Antoni Gaudi's work ... like this bldg of his that's above ground ...

*via SABBE
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06.12.09 ...  #37 ...
the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles:
 ...
... not too bad today...just a bad headache, sore throat, mouth sores and the over-whelming ever-present fatigue.... it could always be worse. 
so.... do any of you know of a compact SUV that is cool and reliable.  i'm not familiar with small SUVs at all.... so if you have a name/model in mind let me know.  nissan [ ???] has a murano that looks nice. [ i've been perusing the parking lots around my doctor's offices and the hospital.  lot of rich people around  here that drive Porsche, Audi and Beemer SUVs.  ] ... the mitsubishi outlander has gotten some good reviews. hmmmmm .... maybe a 2005 - 2007 something or other would be cool ...
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chronic catnip ... noisy ... heh ... melvin seems to like it ...


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carmen electra ... scroll down to see her at the beach
*via CRAIGS
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Tactical Corsets ... noisy ...[ link fixed ] ... they don't look comfortable but they're definitely functional ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Mug shot shows Spector minus wig ...   yuck-o ...


*via JERSEY PETEY
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06.10.09 ...

#36 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... another bad head day ... bad stomach ache too ... piss ...
so ....
i'm watching *striptease* with demi moore. she works at the *eager beaver* ... hmmmm....ok... so she has a nice strong body and she looks sexy but she's not sensual at all ... i'm finding her dancing boring ... and sometimes inadvertently humorous ... oh well ... it's a dumb movie BTW. 
i had a lover that was a stripper. she liked to dance for me... and of course i loved it.
...as for me right now .... i'm looking for some news to post ....

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Is Lindsay Lohan getting engaged? ...
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Carradine 'murdered by secret sect'  ... wtf ???
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06.09.09 ...

Romancing the Road ... noisy ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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06.07.09 ...

 #35 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: .. i am feeling a tiny bit better today ...  as long as i don't move too much.  ... thanks to y'all for asking.
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The pStyle ...  of course some women can pee standing up w/o the need for a device.... like me for instance. i'm trying to find a video i posted of girls peeing thru the zippers of their jeans.... very very impressive peeing.  i can pee standing up but not thru my zipper.... and i tried ... i hope i can find that vid ...
*via DAVE

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06.06.09 ...

 #34 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... the headache, face ache and eyeball ache from hell are upon me.  every bone in my body aches   ... my throat hurts and i can't swallow.... stomach cramps .... sores and blisters in my mouth.  watering eyes.... puffiness everywhere ... even pee weirdness... wtf... oh well.. i'm truly thankful for the herb bestowed upon me ...  it's the only thing that really helps ...  well that and my pain meds of course. i also have chemo-brain which makes it hard for me to focus. i'm finding my email and the comments  particularly difficult .... but i'll get to them .... reading news stories isn't all that easy either. ... this is a strange time for me.  but the fresh strawberries, mangos, grapes, apples and cantaloupe help ... as do peanut butter and jelly sandwiches served in bed. see... all is not bad chemo-landia  ... it could be worse ... it can always be worse ....
.... anyway .... now i'm eating strawberries and
watching movies ... this one is 'fracture' with anthony hopkins ...  of course he's being diabolical .... a role which he plays so well.   it's an interesting movie... unusual twists and turns  etc...  but ... this is a formula that he's worked with before and i'm finding it too predictable.  .... hmmmm.... also ...
i want to find some beauteous women for y'all to look at but i can't get it up for porn right now ... that's unusual for me... but that too shall pass and i'll be back to my never-ending love of beautiful women touching each other... and kissing kissing kissing... ...yummmm ...
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'O sole mio: Trio Ginoble-Boschetto-Barone - Live ... noisy ... wonderful ...  beautful beautiful boys ...
*via SABBE
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06.05.09 ...

 #33 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ugh ... feeling worse by the minute.... only 6 more weeks of the nasty chemo to go. i'll still be in chemo but not the kind that makes you really sick
soooo ....
i'm going to watch movies and funny videos... like the bonnie tyler vid posted below that timbulb sent us.  i keep watching it over and over.  it really makes me laugh ... it's so silly. ... oh BTW ... i watched "drag me to hell" last night and i pretty much loved it... once it gets past the credits [ wtf ] it can be funny .... and creepy ... scary too. it's about a gypsy that puts a horrible demonic curse on a loan officer ... heh heh ...
thanks for the sweet and encouraging email y'all ... the cool links and all that good stuff you send me ... it helps keep me centered.

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free-codecs.com ... great site ....
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Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version ... noisy ... LOL ... totally hilarious ... [[ ... "what the effin' crap  .... that angel guy just felt me up.... ]]
*via TIMBULB
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06.02.09 ...

#32 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... so tomorrow i get the nasty chemo-cocktail that makes me really sick and makes my hair fall out.  ... maybe i won't have to  take it after all since it made me so sick the last time.  anyway... i cleaned up my bike and got the  tires filled so i can ride as soon as this nasty part is over.  also... my brother is going to get me a little SUV or truck ....i think i'd rather have a little SUV for a change.  hmmmmm .... i don't know what my options are yet.  ... this is going to be fun. meanwhile ... i'm going to read the comments.... tomorrow [there are a lot of them ...]
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Ken Block ...noisy ...
*via TIMBULB
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How To Tell If You Have Religious Food ...
*via CRAGS
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The Dettmer Book Autopsies ...


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05.30.09 ...

#31 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...gads   .  i had to have a blood transfusion today ... i was at the hospital from 9am until 5:30pm being fed..  i can't believe it.... but i do feel better.  still tired tho.
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Venus figurine sheds light on origins of art by early humans ...

*via JERSEY PETEY

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Taiwanese man bitten on penis by snake while on toilet ...
*via PT
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puscifer .... queen B ... noisy  ...
*via SABBE
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Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters ... noisy  ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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05.22.09 ...

 #30 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... HELLO !!!! HELLO !!! anybody out there ???  hello hello... probably not ... all i hear is my own echo... gads ... i've been so sick i had to be taken care of... i can't believe it.  i am a totally independent person [ love it that way too ] and to keep from going into the hospital i had to have my mom take care of me.  i couldn't even walk... or even stand much.  of course my mom loved taking care of me. it was sweet...   but ... i didn't care for it much... anyway... i'm back home now ... hopefully that reaction will never happen again.  they're going to lower my dosage of poison next week so i don't die.  i tried to get out of it [chemo] entirely but my doctors wouldn't go for it.  they're way ahead of me ... piss...
the weather is beautiful here [lots of flowers too] and maybe i'll try and swim a little tomorrow.  i got my bike out today too ... see i'm thinking positive about this and i'm going to try and build myself up  a little cuz being sedentary makes you weak and weebly.
... hope is well with y' all.  well... whatever few readers i have left anyway.  once i'm better i'm going to have to post to all the search engines again and build up my readers.  i sure hope i never get cancer again... this shit takes forever ... i have total respect for all the people who have had to go thru this ...since what doesn't kill you makes you stronger there are some strong and courageous people out there deserving of respect.  whew ...
so ... now i'm checking my email for the first time in weeks.... wow.
yee-haa ... life is but a dream. i'm getting a new car now... a little SUV i think... that should be fun.   now i think i'll break all the chemo/cancer rules and have a beer... or two. wow ... there sure is a lot of email ... and comments

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uummmmm .... i'm not emailing you gregor.  you're being spammed by someone using my email addy .... you post a lot and a spider found you....


Michael Jackson vs. Nirvana - Smells Like Billie Jean ... noisy ...
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Stand by Me ... noisy ... [ great editing too ... ]


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J-Rock - Fanvideo to Garbage's "#1 Crush" (Romeo & Juliet)  ... noisy ...
*via voodoofox
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charlie schmidt's "cool cat" ... noisy ... LOL ... obviously the cat is drugged .... LOL
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05.07.09 ...

 #29 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... chemo is an unpleasant time at best... but by far the worse part of it is the inability to think.... the *chemo brain" thing.  it's very frustrating...the physical aspects of the condition can be dealt with.... but the mental part really fucks things up.... and my throat hurts and i can't swallow so ... here's the deal ... i'm going to continue watching movies in between my thoughts...and stay comfortable while healing. [[[ all the while i'm taking pics and making videos of my own ... ahhh ... life is but a dream.... ]]]
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 #28 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... here's the skinny... i'm getting worse by the moment....i can't concentrate.   so ... here's the deal .. i'm going to watch movies and stay comfortable...  and high preferably... heh ... it could be worse that's for sure. 
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Austrian court strikes down transsexual surgery law ... geez ... wtf was that about ...
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05.04.09 ...
Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009 ... noisy ...  wow ... his bike is part of his body ...
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Chemical 'caterpillar' points to electronics-free robot ...
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Air Force now using super-secure version of Windows XP ... yeah right ....
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05.03.09 ...

Lifestyle in Iran during the 1970s ...


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Amy Winehouse wins court ban on paparazzi at her home ...
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La Negra ... yikes !!!


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Glossy Internet Magazine Targets Americans for Jihad Training ...
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Photos: World Sand Sculpture Festival 2009 ...
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Robotic wheelchair controlled by thought alone ...
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IT'S TIME TO WEEN THE KIDS OFF THE MASKS ... 
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Kelly McGillis comes out ... i always thought  she was gay.  wasn't she married to john travolta???
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05.01.09 ...

04.30.09 ...

#27 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... i've been pretty sick.  my kidneys are being a little weird...well at least i'm getting some of my bizness done ...but i'm not able to answer much email or participate in comments or shop or register my truck... etc... piss... anyway...
 i want to thank y'all for your support. i love the email and the comments people are making.  it's very moving ....
now... i'm going to look at some porn.... maybe i'll find something wondrous... now that should be fun for all of us ...
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04.28.09 ...

#26 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... the 'taco party' exhausted me.  i was up and around for one whole hour and then i had to crash for a day and a half.  i feel a little better today. ... welll... i only have three more months of this... three down and three to go ...
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Bob Carlos Clarke: Portfolio ... ...
*via PT
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04.26.09 ...

 #25 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  we're having a  taco party here tonight.  yummmmmm ...
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04.25.09 ...

#24 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  whoa... i'm finally back up and around today.  i'll be updating thru-out the day... sheesh.  this stuff is terrible.  it makes your entire body toxic.  anyway i feel better today so i'm trying to get something done while i can still think.... until the next vile infusion in two weeks.  thanks for all your support... it really helps.  sometimes i get weepy and it's nice to hear from people even tho i am unable to respond at the time.  it's beautiful here today in L.A. and i am going to enjoy it.... yee haaa.  hope y'all have a great weekend !!!
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Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes ... we here at aberrant news have noticed the increase in penis slashings over the years.  several years ago i used a special penis icon  =>   for penis slashing stories... but they became so prevalent i just stopped doing it. 
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British scientists study Hawaiian happy face spider
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Couples to test 'intimacy' device ... pretty cerebral at this stage ...
*via PT

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Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival ... hmmmm ... i didn't realize that 52-year old women were in demand as strippers. 
*via CRAIGS
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04.18.09 ...


 #23 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ugh ...  terrible day. when i am getting sicker each day like this it makes me feel weepy.  but i get over it.   still... when you're sick you can't use the tools that you normally use to deal with problems and stress.... they're not available to you. you just kinda lie there not getting anything done. ... too much thinking without any outlets...[ i'm thinking of getting an assistant to do my important biz so i can stop worrying ]  
i am getting into shaving my head every morning tho... it feels great ... it feels best when it's really smooth... suave...   hmmm... i am a bald pirate that is going to feel a bit better in two days. [btw ... i think my head is shaped like ben kingsley's head except my ears don't stick out like his do ... ]  

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Man bites off tip of own penis ... wtf ... i guess he hates his penis for being attracted to little girls...
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Natalia - natural feminine beauty ... ... sweet ... pretty trimmed pubes... nice to see for a change.
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Nipple Slips at the Oscars ... as a woman i usually know when my clothes are revealing.  of course mistakes happen but when you wear sheer clothing, know you'll be on camera and you don't wear a bra it's cuz you want your body to show... or at least be natural and pokey.  my nipples are always hard and they always have been.  i don't know why they're that way but i love it... it seems natural to me. guys have bulges ... girls have breasts and nipples. 
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04.17.09 ...

#22 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my bald head is really really white compared to my face.  i didn't think i had a tan but apparently i do so i tried to get some color on my head today and even things out. . i fell asleep sitting up with my cap on and now my face is burned and my head is still white. i'm starting to feel sick now. i got a shot to make my bone marrow produce three times as many white cells as before. it makes my bones ache. ... so anyway ...   i watched 'crank' last night.  it's like a quentin tarantino movie on meth [crank]. the premise is that jason statham has to keep his body in an adrenalin rush or he will die. ... heh heh ... i liked the movie enough to watch it again.
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Susan Boyle: Why Dreams Matter ... dreams are essential if you want to feel alive ... otherwise your life becomes a mere existence .. or worse... an unhappy, settled for kind of existence ... life is meant to be enjoyed... we have a right to be happy. you have the right and the ability to be happy.  it comes down to believing in yourself ...
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Dinner comes first for Japan's "Rocky" mum ...
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VOLCANO LIGHTNING PHOTOS: Alaska's Redoubt Goes Electric ...


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The 50-year-old mother who has spent £10,000 on surgery to look like her daughter ... i wouldn't like it .. i like looking younger than my mother. you know mothers can be very competitive with their daughters.  i have a friend whose mother married her boyfriend... no one in the family [ or anyone else for that matter ] could believe it.  they still talk about it. my friend was 15 and her boyfriend was 22 ... too old for a 15-year old kid anyway.  after the marriage he molested all four of the kids while her mother looked the other way ... the whole thing was creepy.  
*via CRAIGS

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Drunk Boca Raton mom threatened to kill her kids, police say ... this is sad.  
*via CRAIGS
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04.16.09 ...

#21 ... 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i got my chemo cocktail today ... 4 bags of differnt poisons ... they gave it to me S-L-O-W-L-Y ... and i was there from 10am 'til 1:30pm.    i don't feel too bad yet...but  my thinking is jumbled...
ii'm watching ' transporter 2' ... it's the best in the series ...

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Attack against mom was over $2, complaint says ... OMFG ...

""I'm not sure if this story helps prove my assertion that the weaker economy will produce more weird behavior stories. With mother's day coming up, this guy has a chance to atone for truly bizarre actions.""
CRAIGS ...
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Thousand-Hand Guan Yin  ... noisy ...
*via SGT
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04.15.09 ...

#20 ... 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... mmmm ... i get my weekly chemo-cocktail infusion tomorrow.  oh well........
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Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan ... noisy ...

*via popbytes
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Tweenbots ... i would have helped it too ... the artist made it cute.  i wonder what people would have done if she had made it look like say ... a penis  or a breast ??? ... little penisbots... and breastbots wandering around....


*via CRAIGS
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Marlee Matlin: Baby sitter's abuse led to life of drugs, violence...  interesting info re: william hurt
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Ron Jeremy's Penis 'Tweets' on Twitter ... heh heh ... his penis has a  blog too...
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12.29.09 ...


#75 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i was sick for a few days... i don't know why ...  but i couldn't get out of bed ...
... i watched "angel of death"... with zoe bell... loved it.  i especially loved it when she gets the knife stuck in her head ... heh
i have to re-organize the page because my comment server is making a big change ....
or maybe i'll get a new server...
here's wishing y'all a happy holiday ... take care of yourselves. [[[ BTW... have a designated driver....]]]
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Mesh Shirt is a Vagina-Kicker ... well.... ouch ouch ouch.  i hope she kicked him back ...
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12.28.09 ...



google ... Put nothing in the search box and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". You'll see the number of seconds till midnite on New Year's Eve.  
*VIA JERSEY PETEY AND THOSE FABULOUS DUNNES
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12.23.09 ...

#74 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... yikes ... it's almost christmas.  my mom sent me a pecan pie from texas... i ate the whole thing in two days. i could have eaten it in one day but i forced myself to stop and save some for the following day. it took willpower to stop ... now comes the eggnog..... 
here's some beautiful music for y'all ...
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Nessun Dorma  ... noisy ... .... The3tenors
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Dame Kiri Te Kanawa - "I Dreamed a Dream" - "Les Misérable"  ... noisy ...
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Susan Boyle - "i dreamed a dream   ... noisy ...
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12.23.09 ...

73 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  "welcome to the real world, neo" [btw ... this is a reference to 'the matrix']... i haven't been able to make much art this year and that's VERY unusual for me. i'm always making something  but not nearly enough to keep me sane... asw a matter of fact ...i'm pretty nuts right now... volatile and crabby... anyway ... i'm making calendars and CDs for my friends ... they're turning out pretty cool ...
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BRITTANY MURPHY - REST IN PEACE :( ... damn ... i was totally shocked this morning when i heard this.  she's one of my faves ... geez ... so young and talented.  how sad this is .... i've been too busy to read much about this yet ...
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Dame Kiri Te Kanawa sings "Bailero" - "Chants d'Auvergne" .... noisy... something special for you...


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12.18.09 ...
RIHANNA'S 'HARD' VIDEO!  ... noisy ... hot hot
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress: “He deserves this” ... 
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Hugh Jackman Named The Hottest Australian Hunk ... he is sooo cute ...
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RuPaul - Hard Candy Christmas ... noisy ...
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Tiger Allegedly Pursued Woman After Car Crash ...
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Tiger Woods Alleged Mistresses Roundup ...
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Beijing 3-wheeler Gets Makeover as Bike-Driven RV  ...
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Government Supported Gay Bar Closes Before Opening ... heh ...
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12.17.09 ...

#71 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my life is like "thru the looking glass darkly" ... i float and drift  ...my surroundings unrecognizable but somehow i know i've been here before ...
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*VIA DAVID AND LYNN
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12.13.09 ...

#70 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my life is like "thru the looking glass darkly" ... i float and drift  ...my surroundings unrecognizable but somehow i know i've been here before ...

i'm thinking of implementing a different kind of comment script on the site ... if i can i get it working we'll have to try it out.  it seems complicated at the moment but i'm sure i can work it out ... eventually.
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Tiger Also Liked the Hookers ... guys can be so stupid sometimes ...
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VIDEO FIX: MARY J. BLIGE'S 'I AM' ... noisy
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File-Extensions.org - File extension library...
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Test Your News IQ
...ok ... i got 12/12 .... ha
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Girls With Tattoos ... nasty ...i love these .... yum ... TIMBULB and i have the same taste in women ...


*VIA TIMBULB
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12.09.09 ...

#69 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... "where am i???" she says to anyone who may be listening ...
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Cleeki - The World One Click Away ... noisy ... cool add-on for firefox ... get it here
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12.01.09 ...

#67 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  well ... i got my laptop back friday... yesterday... friday...  wtf ...
still ... it's been so beautiful here.  ... clear and warm... 80° on thanksgiving ...
ahhhh ....
have you noticed that christmas is about cookies and  cakes and thanksgiving is about pies... i've been eating pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days... yummm  ... i love it.....
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11.11.09 ...

#66 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles
: ...  yee haa ... i'm feeling better ... whew ... this has been a hard year ... but i did it... and i did it without whining ... [very much...]
my NEW hard drive is doing something weird AGAIN... it goes into a "startup repair utility"  a thing that i've never seen before.  it's a light blue screen [ unlike the BSOD in DOS ] and i can't get into windows.  well...  after many attempts windows still couldn't fix itself [surprise] ... and i couldn't get into windows for two days... then suddenly... da da... it's working again.  anyway... HP is picking it up wednesday.. OMFG ... i'm backing everything up AGAIN... this time they better give me a different laptop or an upgrade ... [ BTW... my site is beginning to look like lifesavers ... maybe it's a festive holiday look ... or maybe it's total mental chaos... upbeat mental chaos ... ]
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Lady Gaga - Bad Romance ... noisy ... i like this cut... but the video itself distracting ...
*via
popbytes
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11.10.09 ...

Brutal Torture: 16 Twisted Techniques & Historic Devices ... yikes !!!


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Joe Jackson Seeks Allowance From Michael’s Estate ... well... he beat michael ...so what is it that he wants anyway? ... like ... $26,000 a day ???  a week ??? ...a minute ???
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11.09.09...

Robber emasculates himself ... LOL LOL ... i suppose this isnt really funny but ... LOL LOL
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Woman Who Killed, Cut Off Penis of "Abusive" Stepfather Gets Max ... aayiii ... this makes my invisable penis hurt ...
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The Beautiful Work of Ratinan Thaijareorn ...


*via David & Lynne McB
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11.08.09 ...

#65 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  i wonder why chemo makes our hair curly  ??? ... curl is formed by the shape of the hair follicle... or something like that. .... hmmm ... some people wind up with curly hair standing right up in the air... like  a curly piece of wire.  one woman wears her hair in a faux hawk now...but not by choice.  she's ultra-conservative but she's being a good sport about it tho ... heh heh heh
... LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ...

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XXX ... nasty ...
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Big Farting Bull In Little China ... YGTBFK ...


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11.07.09 ...

#65 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  this fucking chemo brain is slowing me down big time.  it takes me eons to get one simple thing done... i have to keep starting over and over...  [umm... that's why my posts are short  and there are so many errors]]... but it's still not bad as when my hair was falling out and i had to take a nap after walking to the kitchen. ...
BTW ...my hair is one inch long and is long enough to pull ... it's the same color as it was before except it's way thicker and the curl is the same. also my eyelashes and eyebrows are back.  lucky lucky me ....
... LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ...

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Pedro Fernández -YO NO FUI  ...  noisy ... LOL ... check out the whistling baby  ... maybe this kid  is really a midget. ... like he's actually a 16-year-old boy that looks like an extraordinary 3-year-old...   this kid is going to be a big star one day.... he already knows what he wants to do when he grows up...   BTW ... as most  of you know i love women  ...   but pedrito is one sexy dude ... very yummy .... i'd be all over him ......[ i wonder if aria wants to play too ]
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10.31.09 ...

#64 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... getting rid of cancer in your body takes about one year...it seemed like it would never end... but it did. i had support from the people around me... and i had the support of all of you, my readers. it's its been a very moving experience... truth is i didn't realize that so many people loved me.  anyway thanks fly out to all of you. thank you thank you thank you ... i still have chemo-brain but that should be better in a few months. i make mistakes  everywhere....like i left my ATM card in the ATM without closing my transaction ... wtf wtf ] ...anyway i am overwhelmed by all the catching up i have to do in every aspect of my life ... sheesh ... it *almost* feels like i spent an entire year of my life doing nothing on the outside ... of all my work and subsequent changes occurr on the inside of me. [ = hmmm existential phenomenology ] ....  life is but a dream ...
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Rare Dragon/Shark Found In Japan  ... noisy ... OMFG... this creature looks terriying ... [[ LOL... "the smokingNug" ... ]]
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1week of art works
... noisy nasty ... cool ...
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Creepy, Crazy, and Strange Japanese Toys ... yikes ...


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10.26.09 ...

#63 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: i'm exhausted ... this chemo doesn't make me sick... but it knocks me out right after the infusion... it's like letting the air out of a balloon ..... suddenly i'm empty and i have to fall down and go to sleep [.... ummm... i seem to have fucked up the comments a little ... ]
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Amazing Live - Saving All My Love for You - Whitney Houston ... noisy ...
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Locals Afraid Indonesian President is a Jinx ... heh ...
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10.22.09 ...

Snake with a Foot Discovered in China ... gads
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10.19.09 ...

Aria Giovanni & Shay Laren Gallery ...
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Whale penis seats in Russian 4WD  ...
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10.17.09 ...

#63 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm feeling a little bit better every day now...
hey... i just finished seven weeks of radiation...[ congratulations candice... you're thru being nuked ].  ... now that is totally cool ... apparently my breast is still radioactive for two more weeks tho ... i'm still cooking i guess ... hmmm ... maybe i glow in the dark


WTF ... my laptop is still doing the same thing it was doimg before the hard drive was replaced. i can't save documents and some other stuff isn't working either..... HP better replace the entire laptop this time... too much downtime..... @#^&%#@@

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Warrior Caste - Aria Giovanni ... ... i want to be aria's slave ...
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Mixed-race couple refused marriage license in Louisiana ...  idiot ... barack obama's mother is white ... quote:

"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," he said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."

*via PT
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10.16.09 ...

Hong Kong Fashion Week… Was a Little Weird ...


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Girl Kills Unhappy Parents And Cuts Them Into Pieces ...
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“UFO halo” in the sky baffles Muscovites
...noisy ... it doesn't look like an optical illusion to me ...
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10.14.09 ...

#62 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm feeling a little bit better every day now... altho i crash several times a day ...  whew ... this has been a  long and slow moving year ... but i did it...  YAY ... anyway i missed this summer entirely but i am going to start riding my bike now... i want to pump my butt and thighs.  my girlfriend loves them hard. heh
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Ozzy Thought Rehab Would Teach Him to Drink ... c'mon... how is this possible ??? ... i know he's brain damaged but still ...
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10.12.09 ...


#61 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation thursday... YAAAAYYYY !!! ... . i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick... lucky me ...
i know many of you have had cancer or know someone who has ... well... the treatment takes a long time and it's hard work... the most important aspect for all to keep in mind is attitude... a positive attitude changes the people and things around you.  so  stay positive, courageous and strong y'all ...  life is but a dream ...
[ ummm... i'm learning to use Kompozer  (a web authoring tool) to build this site now ... i'm taking this as an opportunity to change the look of things too... BTW... i'm not sure i like this blue font] ...

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Wonky Is Ruining Another Innocent Life!
  ... it's so cute... a mini-pig... LOL ....
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Tara Reid to pose for Playboy, world weeps ... i like it that she accepts the way she looks....
*via popbytes
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How Much Vitamin D Do You Really Need to Take? ... noisy ... something interesting from PT... [ i think i'll take more vitamin D ... altho i get a lot of sun here in SoCal ... maybe i should run around nude a few more times a week ... heh ... ]
*via PT
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10.12.09 ...

#60... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation thursday... YAAAAYYYY !!! ... . i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick... and i have to take a pill every day to suppress my hormones for 5 fucking years.  i'm going to try and talk my doctors out of that one... too many side effects
so.... there won't be much more updating in the chemo department  ... [ and i'm glad for that......]
i lost all of my bookmarks and am now starting over....  hmmmm ... + i have to install photoshop ... OMFG ... this is going to take a longer than i thought ... oh well ... and i'm changing the green color of the font to  this  blue ... for awhile anyway ... the green is more edgy ...
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PHOTOS: Giant Sea "Mucus" Blobs on the Rise ... yuck ...
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XXX ... noisy nasty ... porn 4 a monday morn ...
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Anna ...
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Dionne Bromfield featuring Amy Winehouse (Live)! ... noisy  ... amy looks good.  sweet of her to help her god-daughter... kinda weird having dancers in  front of the singers tho. it would have pissed me off ...  
*via popbytes
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Concept cars at Tokyo Motor Show 2009 ... hmmm
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snake ... noisy ...
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10.11.09 ...

#59... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation next week. i'll still be getting chemo until feb...  but it won't make me sick...
i lost all of my bookmarks and am now starting over....  hmmmm ... + i have to install photoshop ... OMFG ... this is going to take a longer than i thought ... oh well ...
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Incredible steampunk wedding cake
... it doesn't look appetizing ...
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Respect Your Elders – Especially The Ripped Ones ... wow ... i'm impressed...
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Birth control pill could put women off macho men ...
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10.10.09 ...

#59... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...... so... ill be thru with my radiation next week. being nuked makes you tired. some mornings i don't feel like i've gotten any rest at all .. it's weird. ... but at least it doesn't make me feel sick. it does burn my skin tho and i have to put lots of unguent etc on my breast. my nurse said that radiation is like being microwaved from the inside out. i'll be glad when it over. my hair is now about a half of an inch long. my curls are beginning to show but they aren't long enough to wrap around my finger yet. it looks the same as before... the color hasn't changed much... maybe a little lighter but the curl is the same. it might be a little thicker too... but that's cool anyway. you know... people love my hair this short... even people at the pharmacy like it and told me i looked better without a hat ... also i gained 17 pounds during chemo [ i'm only 5'2'' ] ... people like that too... they say i was too skinny before ... HUH ??? ... well... i've been off of the nasty chemo cocktail for two months now and i've already lost 7 pounds ... my jeans are starting to fit again. yee haa ... i will be getting HERCEPTIN infusions [ a miracle kind of chemo that doesn't make you sick... just a little tired ] weekly until february 2010. [ i think i have watched every episode of CSI more than once since i've been sick... i'd never even heard about CSI before this ... also i've watched millions of movies. too sick to be interested in porn tho... but that will pass and i'll be back to my slutty self soon ... heh ... ]

so... i have my laptop back now ... it has a new hard drive. unfortunately i lost all of august and september posts... shit ... i'm setting everything up now and should be posting tonight or tomorrow. wtf ... #!%(?X#%* ... HD grief ... i'm trying to be philosophical about this but i did lose ALL my fucking data before the problem was diagnosed correctly... for some reason i can only receive email but not send it. i'm trying to fix that [ BTW ... i have thousands of messages to go thru... yikes! ]
so hey y'all ... my totally cool brother, armando, bought me a 2000 Ford Explorer Sport. it's so cute... it's white with big tires and everything works [ altho i replaced a heater hose this AM ]. it's an automatic and easy to drive, room to carry stuff and it has a great sound system. ... i love it. i love my brother too.
so... now that i'm getting back to bizness i'll be putting aberrant news into lots of search engines. hopefully i'll get some readers back. i lost thousands of readers this past year. also i'm thinking of changing the look of the site... but more on that later. i hope y'all are well. be talking to you ... yee haa ... life is beautiful.

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Terminator 2 - Bad to the Bone ... noisy 
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08.02.09 ...

#58 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... well... i'm awake for 4-5 hours and then i have to go to sleep for 2 hours ...
a lot of people who have gone thru chemo say their hair came back super curly in the front... and sometimes in the back too.  my hair is already curly so i hope my doesn't come back frizzy.  but ... almost everyone's hair also comes back in thicker... now that would be ok.... the truth is as long as my hair comes back i'm ok with it.  sheesh ... i'm glad the bald part is over.  
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Weird Toilet Paper Roll Sculptures by Junior Jacquet ... origami ... they're not bad ...


*VIA CRAIGS
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Man Arrested for Having Sex with Horse ... eeeewwwww ... creepy ...
*VIA IVAN EL LOBO
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07.31.09 ...

#57 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... slowly feeling better ...i'm still in chemo but this kind doesn't make my hair fall out ... i still feel exhausted tho ...
but now my hair is now 1/16th of an inch long ... heh ...
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GIANT JELLYFISH PICTURES: Japan's Nomura Invasion ...


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Here’s A Look At Shakira’s She Wolf Video ... noisy ... WOW ...
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51 Headless Vikings Found in English Execution Pit? ... hmmm ... 51 robust nude vikings males ... quote:

"They look like a healthy, robust, very strong, very masculine group of young males," he added. "It's your classic sort of warrior."

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07.28.09 ...

#56 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my eyes are making me mental.  they water constantly so that my contacts float and things are out of focus most of the time... i'm  exhausted ... have chills ... sores in my mouth... but ... i don't feel sick... i don't feel as sick as i did before when i felt like i had a terrible 6-month flu ... wow ... i'm feeling better ... that's cool ...
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Two false premises behind the gay marriage debate ...
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Son 'in plot to kill his parents' ...  WTF ...
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07.27.09 ...

#55 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm back and feeling a bit better... a lot better  actually ... i've survived six months of chemo ... .  yee haaaa... now as soon as my fatigue and chemo brain dullness goes away i'll be cookin' ... at this time tho i haven't been able to look at my email or the comments ... yet ... it's been a long time i think ...
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Women getting more beautiful, say scientists ... i've noticed that ... but i thought that today's women looked more beautiful because of make-up....  and dental work ... etc  ... [it's hard to imagine living before there was novacaine ...OMG ... the pain alone would make a person old and want to die.
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jill and kevin's big day ... noisy ... LOL ...  [in case you haven't seen this yet ]... this is totally cool ... better than some somber old wedding... love the slo-mo at the altar ... and the groom's somersault too ...[ also... that cool usher at the start, the one that throws his programs in the air is the best boy dancer.  ... maybe more people will dance down the isle now since this vid has gotten over 6 million hits and  36,035 comments !!!  ... when i marry again ...[ it will be a woman this time ]  it's going to be fun for all ...[ i'll let you know when ... it'll be awhile tho ... heh ]
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Red wine increases women's sexual desire ... well... this is good to know ...
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Son watched Michael Jackson die ... eeewwww ...  poor kid ... it must have creeped him out.  i always suspected that jackson had been dead awhilke before anyone realized it ...
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AMY WINEHOUSE: NOT GUILTY (& LOOKIN' BETTER!) ... she looks good ... i hope she starts writing now that she dumped creepy "what's-his-name" [blake] ...
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07.23.09 ...

#54 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... whoa ... had a little setback...i had a fever and had to go to the hospital... but i'm beter now...[i am sick of being sick tho ... i was told that i'm slowly going to be feeling better now.  they said 'we hit you hard with the chemo and it's going to take some time for you to get well' ...
well... i'm looking forward to getting better.
 thanks for your support my friends... i love you all you know ...
... it's movie-time ....  i'm watching "little ashes" ... a movie about salvador dali and federico garcía lorca.  it's pretty interesting actually .... sensual and lush.... there are a few cuts from bunuel's "un chien andalou" thrown in ... which are always strange and fun to see ...

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Lily Allen's new man  ... LOL ...
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Giant 'soap bubble' found floating in space
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Alien-Wasp Swarms Devouring Birds, Bugs in Hawaii ...
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So You Think You Can Dance - Powerful Breast Cancer Tribute ...  noisy ... gads ...
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Video of the Day ...  noisy
*VIA POIKILOTRM

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Easy, Do-It-Yourself Ghost ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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New low-calorie no-melt chocolate created ... i wonder if it has the same psychological effect as chocolate ??? ... will we still feel like we're in love ???
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Helen & Claudi ... ...
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Man stabbed by La Crosse woman after watching porn ... touchy
*via CRAIGS
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07.17.09 ...

#53 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... omg... i'm exhausted  and i still can't think... oh well... the steroids i had to take made me gain 18 pounds... and my face is round like a volley ball.  the weight is supposed to melt effortlessly away i'm told.  we'll see about that ...
it's way too hot to be outdoors after 11:00 am.... geez... i'm too tired to play outside anyway... yesterday while at the doctor's being infused and reading magazines i noticed that one of my fave movies "drag me to hell" got 3 1/2 stars in Us magazine.  heh ... it's a scary movie but it's also funny.  i showed the review to everyone in the treatment room because some people had teased me about liking a horror.movie.  anyway... i watched that movie again today. i still love it...   also ...  "an american crime" with ellen paige is worth seeing. it's an interesting movie and i like ellen paige's work...[[ i think that's her mane anyway.  she was the pregnant protagonist in 'juno" ]]  
OK... i found some good porn for y'all.  ... yee-haa... obviously some part of me is feeling better ... i can't wait to get out and ride my bike ... downhill preferably [ coasting... ] as i'm still pretty weak... [ hmmm ... maybe i'll get a ride back. ... like "pick me up at the gas station in an hour" ... ]
also... i read many of the comments yesterday... but the server kept timing out  so i couldn't post my responses. ...it was very frustrating..
i'll try again tonight. ... hope y'all are happy and healthy ...

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Michael Jackson's Unreleased Song ...noisy  ...
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Divers attacked by jumbo flying squid ...noisy ... OMG
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World's oldest tattoos were made of soot ... that makes sense ...
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Rory and Khalia ... ... sweet  and yummy ... [ click on "previous" to see the next pic in the series...  ]
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Lily Allen - 22 ... noisy ... her new single ... she's so cute ... [ ... timbulb is going to love this ]
*via
POPBYTES
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Dinosaurs Went Underground to Wait Out Extreme Weather ...  hmmm ... i've never heard this before ...
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07.15.09 ...

#52 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... sleeping .... sleeping and  more sleeping for 2 days .... achy ... chills ... and my head hurts ...
so... it's movie time ...
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Woof justice? Meet the pooches with their very own amazing technicolour dreamcoats ... poor things
*via PT
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Dresden zoo forced to rename primate called 'Obama' ...
*via PT

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Nigaz name sparks racism debate ...
*via PT

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Man Falls to Death into Vat of Chocolate ... and it was boiling  chocolate ... yikes !!!  ... i guess it's lucky he hit his head rather than boiling to death ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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surrender20090711 ... ...
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Meet the World’s Strongest Vagina ...
*via CRAIGS

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Genie ... noisy ... Genie Part 1 ... noisy ... Genie Part 2 ... noisy ... Genie Part 3 ... noisy ... Genie Part 4 ... noisy ... Genie Part 5 ... noisy ... Genie Part 6 ... noisy ...
* via B
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Video: Naked tumbling gymnast ... cool ... and his head looks like mine ...
*via PT
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07.14.09 ...

Carmen Electra Topless Vegas Pictures ... ... OMG ...
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07.12.09 ...

#51 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... same old...weakness ... headache ... fatigue ...
so ... it was 99° here today ... too hot to be fun outdoors ... better here inside with the air-conditioner ...
.... hmmm... i still haven't gotten to the commemts and my email ... but i found some good porn that i'll be sharing with you ...

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Angelina Jolie Secretly Visits US Troops ... yum ...
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China criticises dollar ...
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MICHAEL JACKSON VS QUEEN - MASHUP ... noisy ...
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Bionic goose happy to have new leg, disappointed by lack of retractible laser cannon ... heh
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Tokyo’s Lifesize Gundam Robot Is Big Enough to Squash Your House
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07.11.09 ...

#50 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm totally exhausted ... but i don't have to get tthat really really nasty chemo cocktail again... instead i start radiation and a "not-quite-as-bad-as before" infusion of chemicals ... and some pills too ... i don't know what kind side-effects the new treatments will have but they can't be any worse than those i just experienced ...  
the good part [ and there always is a good part ] ... is that now  ... since i won't be as sick as i have been ... i get to swim and build up my endurance ... the pool heater is on, the water is warm and the weather is perfect for some pool action ... with loud music ... like the ting tings ...noisy  ... for example ... maybe i'll even have enough energy to look at some porn or respond to a few comments ... whew !!! ... it's been a long time ... 
thanks to all of you that continue to hang in there with me... i'll be able to upload at least one post a day soon making your visits here worthwhile... thank you  thank you  thank you ... y'all have the patience of angels ...

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Good dancers make the fittest mates ...
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Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Daughters! ...
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07.07.09 ...

#49 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i'm not too bad today... just a headache ... plus the weakness and fatigue of course ....
michael jackson's funeral service is on right now... huge crowd ... eight thousand people i guess ....stevie wonder is singing "never dreamed you'd leave in summer"   queen latifa spoke... mariah carey sang... omg ... brooke shields is breaking down ...    so anyway...     they closed one side of the freeway for the hearse transporting him to forest lawn.  i thought it was illegal to ever close one entire side of the freeway ??? ... well... i love michael...besides his great music he had to be the best dancer in the world.  he will be missed...
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Rep. Peter King: Michael Jackson a 'child molester' and 'pervert' ... this guy is a jerk... i hope someone stones him...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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07.05.09 ...


'Bald and emaciated' Michael Jackson died weighing 8st with only pills in his stomach, autopsy results reveal ... wtf ...it's true that i've been in limbo-landia for a few days... but ... this can't be true.   ... he looked great in his rehersal video...
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Sears Tower unveils glass balconies on Skydeck ... this is intense ....


*via POIKILOTRM
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Michael Jackson is Dead, by Jon LaJoie ... noisy ... yep ... exactly what i thought ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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MP's cuckold sign shocks Portugal ... strange word ... cuckold.  even stranger gesture ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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Kevin Skinner, 35 * Unemployed Farmer * America's Got Talent 2009 ... noisy ... sweet ... i love garth brooks too ...
*via JERSEY PETEY

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Do you like the taste of TWAT? ... heh
*via CRAIGS
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Religious Teachings on Sex Infographic ...
*via CRAIGS
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07.02.09 ...

#48 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... wow ... it's july already ... the year is half over ... yikes ... and i am exhausted and weak ... of course...
well... it's a beautiful day today ...  my skin can't be in the sun yet ... [ chemo does weird things to it...] but the moment i my body can handle it ... i'm getting outdoors fast.  hmmm... here are a couple of pix if the back ... the first one is the guesthouse on the other side of the pool... the second is a pic of the right side of the yard in the back.  it's so beautiful ...
yes... i am in chemo but it could be worse... it can always be worse... i hope y'all [americans that is ...] have a great holiday weekend.  happy 4th of july....


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How to Tell Real Breasts from Fake ... noisy ... altho... aberrant readers already know this... they're sophisticted and astute having checked out many breasts ... i'll bet petey can tell the difference ...
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06.30.09 ...

#47 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... mostly sleeping ...  
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Online Color Scheme Generator ...
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Lisa Marie Presley said he was a passionate lover. So what WAS the truth about Jackson's sexuality? ...
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06.27.09 ...

#46 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...   OMG ... it's impossible to think...  same old same old... headache, sore throat, sores on my tongue ... fatigue and weakness... chills ... sweats ... body/bone aches ... even myn skin hurts. i am so impatient and grumpy that being alone right now is better for all concerned...
i'm downloading gadgets for my vista sidebar... something perfectly mindless for me to do... that and watching movies suit me just fine ...  so... Michael jackson's death profoundly saddens me.  i am a little surprised by the intensity of my reaction ... but he's like been around all of my life i guess and i love him ... i was at the hospital getting a shot for my white blood cells and news was on the tv. ...  breaking news came on and said that michael jackson had been found in full cardiac arrest, had stopped breathing and was being rushed to ucla. it sounded to me like he was dead...   then they said he was in a deep coma. ... very deep ...  and then they pronounced him dead.  so sad...  i was looking forward to his upcoming tour ...alto i prefer his earlier work, i am interested in what he has been  working on recently... he's a great songwriter .... dancer ... has a great voice.... he is/was a genius ... geez ... he's going to be missed ...
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Russian Volcano Shocks the World  ...


*via CRAIGS
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06.25.09 ...

#45 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i got the mega-nasty chemo infusion today. it took 4 hours.  part of the time watched "drag me to hell" on my handheld... wow... that gypsy is scary. ... heh ... i don't feel too bad yet ... but the day after tomorrow will be truly awful because by then i am truly toxic ... and for a about a week it will be hard for me to to even get out of bed. ...  so i'll watch movies...
anyway ... i'm getting as much done as possible today and tomorrow so i'll have everything i need to be free to stay comfortably in bed for a few days and not beat myself up ... the weather is beautiful here ... there are flowers everywhere ...in fact where i live is covered with flowers and plants... every wall ... every open space . ...it's dark now but tomorrow i will take some pix of all the flowers around here [ if i remember ]. ... there are still a lot of you hanging around aberrant news even tho my postings are sparse or non-existant...
thank you ... thank you ... thank you ...  i'm moved

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Swedish parents keep 2-year-old's gender secret ... i think Pop should know his gender but not have to reveal it to others... then he could be any gender he wanted to be on any given day or at any given time.  it sounds pretty interesting to me...i'd love it ...
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A FIRST LOOK - BARBIE AS HEIDI KLUM!  ... the new barbi !!!


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Saudi women learning how to sell bras ... this is good ...
*via JERSEY PETEY
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Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno is unleashed in the UK ... noisy ... love the velcro suit idea
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06.24.09 ...
#44 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... hmmmm ... i'm getting the nasty chemo infusion today.... [ wednesday ] ... the one that makes me really sick and makes my hair  break off ... ugh ... that means i'm going to be even sicker for awhile ...   geez .... i have absolutely no hair anywhere on my body ... even my landing strip is barely there ... [atho it's been nice not having a rash and still being smooth and hairless ] ... oh well ... this nasty part will soon be over ... yay!!! ... i'll still be in chemo but it won't be as terrible ...
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Viet Photo - A man returns ... noisy ... wow ... it's been 33 years and he still feels guilty.  that is very sad ...
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2,500-year-old bird's nest found ... cool ...
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Khloe And Kourtney Kardashian ... looking like bad girls ... my favorite kind of woman ... [ ... i'm a bad girl ... always have been ... always will be ... yee haa ... ]


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Is Angelina Jolie heading into politics?  ...  president ???
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06.23.09 ...
 #43 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i ...i couldn't move all day.  i didn't budge or even make phone calls ... i was just like a slug with a headache ...[ i did some reading by the pool this morning... maybe that exhausted me or something ... ] .. well at least i'm able to think coherently for a moment or two at a time ... heh ...
BTW ..i'm reading "next" by michael crichton ... i love it.

"lesbian vampire killers"... carmilla... vampire queen  ... they used an interesting technique in this movie where instead of having red blood flowing thru the vampires ... they used something white.  a white blood so that whenever something that would normally be considered 'gory' would happen ... it wasn't really gory cuz it was white and not red. it wasn't so real  .....  i liked the effect... too much gore creeps me out and becomes distracting ... but then i love action, thriller, horror type movies.  i like the tension ...  so there will always be gore i guess ... it kind of comes with the territory ...
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Cher struggles with child's sex change ... wow ...
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PS22 Chorus "JUST DANCE" by Lady Gaga ... noisy ... so cute ...
*via TIMBULB
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Poem for the Rooftops of Iran - June 19th, 2009 ... noisy ...
*via SGT
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Lily Allen - Fuck You (Explicit) (HD) ... noisy... "so you say, its not okay to be gay, well i think you're just evil" ... fuck you very very much ...
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Chris Brown Pleads Guilty ...
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06.22.09 ...

Phoenix, Arizona | Local News Video ... noisy ... OMFG ... this is horrible ...  think they could take any longer .... ??? ... i would strangle this dispatcher ...
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06.20.09 ...

 ... ... i couldn't move today... all i did was sleep ... a never-ending nap ...
... the weather here is perfect right now... this is one of the best times of the year.  beautiful ... clear ... warm ... soft breeze ... i love L.A. ... i was born here ... if you have to just lie around and nap all day this is the place to do it ...
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TWC new broadband caps, $150.00 a month for unlimited use ... YGTBFK ...
*via SABBE
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06.19.09 ...
 #42 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... omg ... another bad stomach, bad headache day.   this comes along with watery eyes, mouth sores and extreme fatigue...   so much so that every couple of hours i have to take a 90 minute nap.  oh yeah... and it's impossible to think... a consistent stream of consciousness is totally impossible ...it's out of the question... it's so weird.     yippee... obviously it's a movie day since i can't get much else done.   i have been getting some exercise using ankle weights while lying down and doing like 4-5 squats while in the shower... holding on to the soap thingy ... and it's working. my muscles are popping back up. BTW ... i never watched TV before i started chemo.  i watched movies on TV, news etc... but not regular programming... now ... since i've been living in my bed for months i watch CSI all day long. i love it. too many re-runs tho... re-runs on the same day that is. at those times i go to another forensics / crime drama thing or ... if you can believe this... i watch "dog the bounty hunter"   i can't believe it ...
... "drag me to hell" ... "crossing over"... are both movies worth seeing... "drag me to hell" is very fun and sexy...

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Megan Fox Wants to Take a Crack at Angelina Jolie ...
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Lesbian albatrosses and bisexual bonobos have last laugh on Darwin  ... it's perfectly normal to be homosexual ... there are just fewer homosexuals than heterosexuals ... so big fucking deal. so what ???  
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06.18.09 ...
#41 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ...
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Hen in giant egg shocker ... noisy ...
* via POIKILOTRM
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Demi Moore has a huge bush ... ...  WTF ... it looks 'shopped.  it looks like she's wearing a squirrel ...
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Should we call him Obama-san? ... noisy  ...
*via JERSEY PETEY  [ and those fabulous dunnes ... ]
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06.16.09 ...

 #40 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... eating custard and chocolate pudding today.  i am so tired i can barely move ... in fact ... lol ... i have to make 'plans' to get out of bed and then plan on getting what i need to get on the way back ... and my head and mouth hurts 2 ...  but i got this new razor and now my head feels spectacular ... it's super smooth and i can't stop touching it. [ it always feels cold BTW ... ] ...anyway ... i'm watching *kiss of the vampire" [again ] ... these vampires growl, snarl and roar like big cats... their lips quiver and it's kind of scary actually.  i mean... they really bite and tear people ... this movie is not about puncture wounds .... eeeeek !!!  ... this is yet another vamp movie where the vampire wants to rid herself / himself ] of her vampire-ness. she doesn't want to feed on humans anymore ... so she's bred [ cultivated ] that part of her nature out. now she can exist on the blood of animals ... like rabbits and rats even tho they taste bad and are unsatisfying ...of course the ability to be outdoors in the daylight is an obvious advantage ... that part makes sense...  but this vampire wants to be mortal too. WTF... the next thing you know they'll give up their super-strength and their ability to move at the speed of light ...they want to be boring humans. 
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Photography and retouching by Erik Johansson ...


*via PT
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Cubana Lust Sex Tape Leaked Online ... noisy ...
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06.15.09 ...

... ... ugh ... bad headache and a so-so stomach ... sores in the corner of my mouth and on my tongue and i had hives this morning ... [ now that's weird ] ... but mostly i'm weak and tired with no appetite .... well this is boring. .... it's a good thing my friend B sent me a new video of him making a barbie cane... i laughed and changed my mood instantaneously.  he's very funny ...
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Barbie head cane ... noisy ... LOL .... B is a long time reader that makes fetish objects ... he sent me this video of him making a cane .... it's very funny.   i love all the tools in his studio ... those spinning smooth machine things etc. be sure to check out his store ... blacksun products ... he has some interesting toys.
*via B
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06.14.09 ...
#39 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles:
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Goths In Hot Weather ... around here [ venice ] musicians start going the the beach about 4pm.... they're fully clothed... and pasty white.  it's their neon tan ...
*via CRAIGS
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Six-legged cow found in China ... poor thing ...
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06.13.09 ...
#38 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ... ... *tactical corsets* link fixed ...
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Underground city of DERINKUYU ... noisy ... WOW  ... it reminds me of the spanish architect Antoni Gaudi's work ... like this bldg of his that's above ground ...

*via SABBE
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06.12.09 ...  #37 ...
the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles:
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... not too bad today...just a bad headache, sore throat, mouth sores and the over-whelming ever-present fatigue.... it could always be worse. 
so.... do any of you know of a compact SUV that is cool and reliable.  i'm not familiar with small SUVs at all.... so if you have a name/model in mind let me know.  nissan [ ???] has a murano that looks nice. [ i've been perusing the parking lots around my doctor's offices and the hospital.  lot of rich people around  here that drive Porsche, Audi and Beemer SUVs.  ] ... the mitsubishi outlander has gotten some good reviews. hmmmmm .... maybe a 2005 - 2007 something or other would be cool ...
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chronic catnip ... noisy ... heh ... melvin seems to like it ...


*via JERSEY PETEY
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carmen electra ... scroll down to see her at the beach
*via CRAIGS
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Tactical Corsets ... noisy ...[ link fixed ] ... they don't look comfortable but they're definitely functional ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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Mug shot shows Spector minus wig ...   yuck-o ...


*via JERSEY PETEY
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06.10.09 ...

#36 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... another bad head day ... bad stomach ache too ... piss ...
so ....
i'm watching *striptease* with demi moore. she works at the *eager beaver* ... hmmmm....ok... so she has a nice strong body and she looks sexy but she's not sensual at all ... i'm finding her dancing boring ... and sometimes inadvertently humorous ... oh well ... it's a dumb movie BTW. 
i had a lover that was a stripper. she liked to dance for me... and of course i loved it.
...as for me right now .... i'm looking for some news to post ....

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Is Lindsay Lohan getting engaged? ...
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Carradine 'murdered by secret sect'  ... wtf ???
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06.09.09 ...

Romancing the Road ... noisy ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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06.07.09 ...

 #35 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: .. i am feeling a tiny bit better today ...  as long as i don't move too much.  ... thanks to y'all for asking.
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The pStyle ...  of course some women can pee standing up w/o the need for a device.... like me for instance. i'm trying to find a video i posted of girls peeing thru the zippers of their jeans.... very very impressive peeing.  i can pee standing up but not thru my zipper.... and i tried ... i hope i can find that vid ...
*via DAVE

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06.06.09 ...

 #34 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... the headache, face ache and eyeball ache from hell are upon me.  every bone in my body aches   ... my throat hurts and i can't swallow.... stomach cramps .... sores and blisters in my mouth.  watering eyes.... puffiness everywhere ... even pee weirdness... wtf... oh well.. i'm truly thankful for the herb bestowed upon me ...  it's the only thing that really helps ...  well that and my pain meds of course. i also have chemo-brain which makes it hard for me to focus. i'm finding my email and the comments  particularly difficult .... but i'll get to them .... reading news stories isn't all that easy either. ... this is a strange time for me.  but the fresh strawberries, mangos, grapes, apples and cantaloupe help ... as do peanut butter and jelly sandwiches served in bed. see... all is not bad chemo-landia  ... it could be worse ... it can always be worse ....
.... anyway .... now i'm eating strawberries and
watching movies ... this one is 'fracture' with anthony hopkins ...  of course he's being diabolical .... a role which he plays so well.   it's an interesting movie... unusual twists and turns  etc...  but ... this is a formula that he's worked with before and i'm finding it too predictable.  .... hmmmm.... also ...
i want to find some beauteous women for y'all to look at but i can't get it up for porn right now ... that's unusual for me... but that too shall pass and i'll be back to my never-ending love of beautiful women touching each other... and kissing kissing kissing... ...yummmm ...
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'O sole mio: Trio Ginoble-Boschetto-Barone - Live ... noisy ... wonderful ...  beautful beautiful boys ...
*via SABBE
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06.05.09 ...

 #33 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ugh ... feeling worse by the minute.... only 6 more weeks of the nasty chemo to go. i'll still be in chemo but not the kind that makes you really sick
soooo ....
i'm going to watch movies and funny videos... like the bonnie tyler vid posted below that timbulb sent us.  i keep watching it over and over.  it really makes me laugh ... it's so silly. ... oh BTW ... i watched "drag me to hell" last night and i pretty much loved it... once it gets past the credits [ wtf ] it can be funny .... and creepy ... scary too. it's about a gypsy that puts a horrible demonic curse on a loan officer ... heh heh ...
thanks for the sweet and encouraging email y'all ... the cool links and all that good stuff you send me ... it helps keep me centered.

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free-codecs.com ... great site ....
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Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version ... noisy ... LOL ... totally hilarious ... [[ ... "what the effin' crap  .... that angel guy just felt me up.... ]]
*via TIMBULB
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06.02.09 ...

#32 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... so tomorrow i get the nasty chemo-cocktail that makes me really sick and makes my hair fall out.  ... maybe i won't have to  take it after all since it made me so sick the last time.  anyway... i cleaned up my bike and got the  tires filled so i can ride as soon as this nasty part is over.  also... my brother is going to get me a little SUV or truck ....i think i'd rather have a little SUV for a change.  hmmmmm .... i don't know what my options are yet.  ... this is going to be fun. meanwhile ... i'm going to read the comments.... tomorrow [there are a lot of them ...]
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Ken Block ...noisy ...
*via TIMBULB
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How To Tell If You Have Religious Food ...
*via CRAGS
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The Dettmer Book Autopsies ...


*via
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05.30.09 ...

#31 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...gads   .  i had to have a blood transfusion today ... i was at the hospital from 9am until 5:30pm being fed..  i can't believe it.... but i do feel better.  still tired tho.
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Venus figurine sheds light on origins of art by early humans ...

*via JERSEY PETEY

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Taiwanese man bitten on penis by snake while on toilet ...
*via PT
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puscifer .... queen B ... noisy  ...
*via SABBE
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Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters ... noisy  ...
*via POIKILOTRM
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05.22.09 ...

 #30 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... HELLO !!!! HELLO !!! anybody out there ???  hello hello... probably not ... all i hear is my own echo... gads ... i've been so sick i had to be taken care of... i can't believe it.  i am a totally independent person [ love it that way too ] and to keep from going into the hospital i had to have my mom take care of me.  i couldn't even walk... or even stand much.  of course my mom loved taking care of me. it was sweet...   but ... i didn't care for it much... anyway... i'm back home now ... hopefully that reaction will never happen again.  they're going to lower my dosage of poison next week so i don't die.  i tried to get out of it [chemo] entirely but my doctors wouldn't go for it.  they're way ahead of me ... piss...
the weather is beautiful here [lots of flowers too] and maybe i'll try and swim a little tomorrow.  i got my bike out today too ... see i'm thinking positive about this and i'm going to try and build myself up  a little cuz being sedentary makes you weak and weebly.
... hope is well with y' all.  well... whatever few readers i have left anyway.  once i'm better i'm going to have to post to all the search engines again and build up my readers.  i sure hope i never get cancer again... this shit takes forever ... i have total respect for all the people who have had to go thru this ...since what doesn't kill you makes you stronger there are some strong and courageous people out there deserving of respect.  whew ...
so ... now i'm checking my email for the first time in weeks.... wow.
yee-haa ... life is but a dream. i'm getting a new car now... a little SUV i think... that should be fun.   now i think i'll break all the chemo/cancer rules and have a beer... or two. wow ... there sure is a lot of email ... and comments

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uummmmm .... i'm not emailing you gregor.  you're being spammed by someone using my email addy .... you post a lot and a spider found you....


Michael Jackson vs. Nirvana - Smells Like Billie Jean ... noisy ...
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Stand by Me ... noisy ... [ great editing too ... ]


*via voodoofox
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J-Rock - Fanvideo to Garbage's "#1 Crush" (Romeo & Juliet)  ... noisy ...
*via voodoofox
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charlie schmidt's "cool cat" ... noisy ... LOL ... obviously the cat is drugged .... LOL
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05.07.09 ...

 #29 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... chemo is an unpleasant time at best... but by far the worse part of it is the inability to think.... the *chemo brain" thing.  it's very frustrating...the physical aspects of the condition can be dealt with.... but the mental part really fucks things up.... and my throat hurts and i can't swallow so ... here's the deal ... i'm going to continue watching movies in between my thoughts...and stay comfortable while healing. [[[ all the while i'm taking pics and making videos of my own ... ahhh ... life is but a dream.... ]]]
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 #28 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... here's the skinny... i'm getting worse by the moment....i can't concentrate.   so ... here's the deal .. i'm going to watch movies and stay comfortable...  and high preferably... heh ... it could be worse that's for sure. 
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Austrian court strikes down transsexual surgery law ... geez ... wtf was that about ...
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05.04.09 ...
Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009 ... noisy ...  wow ... his bike is part of his body ...
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Chemical 'caterpillar' points to electronics-free robot ...
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Air Force now using super-secure version of Windows XP ... yeah right ....
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05.03.09 ...

Lifestyle in Iran during the 1970s ...


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Amy Winehouse wins court ban on paparazzi at her home ...
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La Negra ... yikes !!!


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Glossy Internet Magazine Targets Americans for Jihad Training ...
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Photos: World Sand Sculpture Festival 2009 ...
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Robotic wheelchair controlled by thought alone ...
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IT'S TIME TO WEEN THE KIDS OFF THE MASKS ... 
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Kelly McGillis comes out ... i always thought  she was gay.  wasn't she married to john travolta???
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05.01.09 ...

04.30.09 ...

#27 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... i've been pretty sick.  my kidneys are being a little weird...well at least i'm getting some of my bizness done ...but i'm not able to answer much email or participate in comments or shop or register my truck... etc... piss... anyway...
 i want to thank y'all for your support. i love the email and the comments people are making.  it's very moving ....
now... i'm going to look at some porn.... maybe i'll find something wondrous... now that should be fun for all of us ...
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04.28.09 ...

#26 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... gads... the 'taco party' exhausted me.  i was up and around for one whole hour and then i had to crash for a day and a half.  i feel a little better today. ... welll... i only have three more months of this... three down and three to go ...
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Bob Carlos Clarke: Portfolio ... ...
*via PT
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04.26.09 ...

 #25 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  we're having a  taco party here tonight.  yummmmmm ...
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04.25.09 ...

#24 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ...  whoa... i'm finally back up and around today.  i'll be updating thru-out the day... sheesh.  this stuff is terrible.  it makes your entire body toxic.  anyway i feel better today so i'm trying to get something done while i can still think.... until the next vile infusion in two weeks.  thanks for all your support... it really helps.  sometimes i get weepy and it's nice to hear from people even tho i am unable to respond at the time.  it's beautiful here today in L.A. and i am going to enjoy it.... yee haaa.  hope y'all have a great weekend !!!
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Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes ... we here at aberrant news have noticed the increase in penis slashings over the years.  several years ago i used a special penis icon  =>   for penis slashing stories... but they became so prevalent i just stopped doing it. 
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British scientists study Hawaiian happy face spider
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Couples to test 'intimacy' device ... pretty cerebral at this stage ...
*via PT

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Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival ... hmmmm ... i didn't realize that 52-year old women were in demand as strippers. 
*via CRAIGS
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04.18.09 ...


 #23 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... ugh ...  terrible day. when i am getting sicker each day like this it makes me feel weepy.  but i get over it.   still... when you're sick you can't use the tools that you normally use to deal with problems and stress.... they're not available to you. you just kinda lie there not getting anything done. ... too much thinking without any outlets...[ i'm thinking of getting an assistant to do my important biz so i can stop worrying ]  
i am getting into shaving my head every morning tho... it feels great ... it feels best when it's really smooth... suave...   hmmm... i am a bald pirate that is going to feel a bit better in two days. [btw ... i think my head is shaped like ben kingsley's head except my ears don't stick out like his do ... ]  

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Man bites off tip of own penis ... wtf ... i guess he hates his penis for being attracted to little girls...
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Natalia - natural feminine beauty ... ... sweet ... pretty trimmed pubes... nice to see for a change.
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Nipple Slips at the Oscars ... as a woman i usually know when my clothes are revealing.  of course mistakes happen but when you wear sheer clothing, know you'll be on camera and you don't wear a bra it's cuz you want your body to show... or at least be natural and pokey.  my nipples are always hard and they always have been.  i don't know why they're that way but i love it... it seems natural to me. guys have bulges ... girls have breasts and nipples. 
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04.17.09 ...

#22 ... the 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... my bald head is really really white compared to my face.  i didn't think i had a tan but apparently i do so i tried to get some color on my head today and even things out. . i fell asleep sitting up with my cap on and now my face is burned and my head is still white. i'm starting to feel sick now. i got a shot to make my bone marrow produce three times as many white cells as before. it makes my bones ache. ... so anyway ...   i watched 'crank' last night.  it's like a quentin tarantino movie on meth [crank]. the premise is that jason statham has to keep his body in an adrenalin rush or he will die. ... heh heh ... i liked the movie enough to watch it again.
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Susan Boyle: Why Dreams Matter ... dreams are essential if you want to feel alive ... otherwise your life becomes a mere existence .. or worse... an unhappy, settled for kind of existence ... life is meant to be enjoyed... we have a right to be happy. you have the right and the ability to be happy.  it comes down to believing in yourself ...
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Dinner comes first for Japan's "Rocky" mum ...
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VOLCANO LIGHTNING PHOTOS: Alaska's Redoubt Goes Electric ...


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The 50-year-old mother who has spent £10,000 on surgery to look like her daughter ... i wouldn't like it .. i like looking younger than my mother. you know mothers can be very competitive with their daughters.  i have a friend whose mother married her boyfriend... no one in the family [ or anyone else for that matter ] could believe it.  they still talk about it. my friend was 15 and her boyfriend was 22 ... too old for a 15-year old kid anyway.  after the marriage he molested all four of the kids while her mother looked the other way ... the whole thing was creepy.  
*via CRAIGS

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Drunk Boca Raton mom threatened to kill her kids, police say ... this is sad.  
*via CRAIGS
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04.16.09 ...

#21 ... 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... i got my chemo cocktail today ... 4 bags of differnt poisons ... they gave it to me S-L-O-W-L-Y ... and i was there from 10am 'til 1:30pm.    i don't feel too bad yet...but  my thinking is jumbled...
ii'm watching ' transporter 2' ... it's the best in the series ...

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Attack against mom was over $2, complaint says ... OMFG ...

""I'm not sure if this story helps prove my assertion that the weaker economy will produce more weird behavior stories. With mother's day coming up, this guy has a chance to atone for truly bizarre actions.""
CRAIGS ...
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Thousand-Hand Guan Yin  ... noisy ...
*via SGT
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04.15.09 ...

#20 ... 'CHEMO SUCKS' Chronicles: ... mmmm ... i get my weekly chemo-cocktail infusion tomorrow.  oh well........
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Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan ... noisy ...

*via popbytes
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Tweenbots ... i would have helped it too ... the artist made it cute.  i wonder what people would have done if she had made it look like say ... a penis  or a breast ??? ... little penisbots... and breastbots wandering around....


*via CRAIGS
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Marlee Matlin: Baby sitter's abuse led to life of drugs, violence...  interesting info re: william hurt
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Ron Jeremy's Penis 'Tweets' on Twitter ... heh heh ... his penis has a  blog too...
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