home. news.  archive.  search.  artzeits.  toys.  links.  FAQ. contact.

10.01.06 ... updated

open all links in new window site search:

Aberrant Friends aberrant views a gallery of art by aberrant news readers.... check it out... submit your work. aberrant merchandise . moon the loon . sex like... labatidora . bad girls blog . full of girls . nerve . buds and babes . your dirty mind . blacksun prducts . S L A . rapidteens . if you'd like to help support this page ... ... [and thanks so much...] blog like... Spitting Image . Bonehead of the Day . new world disorder . lala times . god is not an asshole . milk and cookies . chapel perilous . wild devine . GeekPress . Ash Tree . post-atomic . Heisenberg'sFunHouse . incunabula .

::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: september 2006 ::...   Boys told no standing to urinate ... i love to pee standing up ... ... quote: "It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," he said. *via JC pole dancing 101 ... ... this wasn't part of the plan ... *via poikilotrm Would You Buy a Dildo From This Man? ... dayglo dildos ... XXX ... ... Calif. redwood confirmed as tallest tree ... no pix of the tree 'cuz it needs to hide ... Death of Anna Nicole Smith's son an 'accident' ... wow ... methadone passive working devices ... wtf??? ... yeah that looks like fun... doing the same thing you just spent last eight hours doing ... *via craigs Not your father's sex shop ... ... it looks boring to me ... i like the dark sexiness of the shops around here. [ well of course i do... ] 09.29.06... At Six Flags, will roach lead to retch? ... the idea of eating roaches is pretty disgusting... eating them alive creeps me out totally. they hiss and they're scratchy ...eeewwww !!! *via eddie Paris Hilton " Nothing In This World" music video ... ... WTF??? ... so paris hilton is a pedophile??? *via JC XXX ... ... oh so very very hot ... yeow!!! *via craigs Police: Parents Kidnap Daughter To Force Abortion ... pigs ... pigparents ... *via Spitting Image Christina Ricci Breast Tattoo Pictures ... ... 'One degree and we're done for' ... *via craigs The Art and Subversion of Ron English ... *via sonyaj Spit it out, Avril! ... geez... she doesn't LOOK like a lowlife ... 09.28.06... 'Lesbians have more orgasms' ... i've noticed that ... *via JC XXX ... ... They Smell a Borat? Kazakhstan Takes Out 4-Page Ad Section in 'NYT' ... hahaha ... i love borat ... *via craigs Speak of the Devil ... PITT TEAMS UP WITH NIP/TUCK CREATOR FOR TRANSSEXUAL SHOW ... Graduate women more likely to orgasm: official ... Lindsay To Paris: Take That, Hoochie Mama! ... NEW DAWN: Young at heart ... 09.27.06... Aussie man's Irwin placenta tribute ... odd idea ... how is this gesture a 'tribute' to irwin ??? A toilet bowl with a target, but Panasonic ... Airplane Toy - Feel like a pilot! ... ... WOW ... awesome toy ... Senator Faces More Allegations of Racial Slurs ... *via craigs Carl Sagan's Cosmos Series ... ... this is so cool ... Teacher reprimanded after student sees nude art on museum trip ... WTF??? ... *via zircon enigma beach volleyball asses ... Caught in the act ... ... hahahahaha ... 09.26.06... Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead ... Man Shoots Neighbor Through the Wall ... totally freaky ... *via craigs Porn Star Silvia Saint And 4 Friends ... ... mmmmmmmmm ... omfg i'm in heaven ... i love good porn... i like the blindfold idea a lot too ... *via craigs Iowa woman finds drowned bat in tea mug ... hahahaha ... Not My Choice Of Dresscode ... uuhhh ... she forgot to look in the mirror ... [ some strange people at this event ] *via craigs Ansari reveals secrets of hygiene in space ... 09.25.06... US hypoallergenic cats go on sale ... wow ... $$$$ ??? ... *via craigs MEN PREFER ROMPS WITH WOMEN 30 YEARS OLDER ... makes sense to me ... XXX ... ... jana cova and mackenzie mack ... What people will do for money and fame ... Terranaut Vehicle Lets Fish Explore On Land ... but do they know where they're going??? ... *via poikilotrm 3dvulva ... ... Conspiracy theorists must face the truth of Mars hill ... Lego Vibrator - The Fuck-o-matic ... OMFG ... yikes!!! 09.24.06... Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page ... *via Spitting Image Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom ... wtf??? ... *via zircon enigma I see the Virgin Mary! ... ... heh heh heh ... so do i Beijing's penis emporium ... omg... raw penis ... quote: "Some like their food served raw," says Nancy, "like sushi. But we can cook it anyway you like." Sask. ham radio operator speaks with space station ... *via ??? [my bad] Support our amateur army ladies ... ... *via craigs Mom properly jailed for letting baby smoke dope ... Igor falecki drummer 4 years old ... ... another cute baby drummer ... *via poikilotrm 09.23.06... hey ... my landlord sold the building and i'm moving so things will be kinda hectic for a time. updates may be brief occasionally ... [ BTW ... anyone know of a space to rent in the L.A. area ??? ] Innovator Devises Way Around Electoral College ... *via craigs Jolie spends £200,000 on Banksy art ... hmmm... she has good taste ... A Can-Do Painter's Creation ... WOW ... *via craigs paco rosic ... ... [ his movie ] *via craigs Old beyond her years ... well... we were cute ... Veronika and Eufrat in love ... ... Polish woman caught growing marijuana for cow ... that's one happy cow Pubic Hair Fashion ... ... yeee haaa ... 09.22.06...  Paris…Travis…and Shanna: The Love Triangle ... his appeal eludes me ... yuck!!!! [ and he's way too skinny to be sexy ...] Super rats! ... ACK!!! quote: ... they can chomp through concrete and leap more than two feet in the air. Two Redheads With A Water Hose!!! ... ... Censored Stories ... *via JC Boys' Toys ... quote: She's also a fan of stretchy jelly rubber rings that can go over the cock or balls. "You can layer them from tip to base to make your cock fatter and for different sensations ..." The One-Click Butter Cutter ... ... too bad it's awkward and ugly ... tickle me elmo ... ... weird ...this would feel like an alarmclock ... alarming constantly ... 09.21.06... TV host seriously hurt in crash ... sad ... i love top gear Marketers Test The Line Between Porn And P.C. ... CHOPPER IT OFF AGAIN ... [ some more info but no pix ... surprise ]] ... geez ... they could have waited 'til the swelling went down at least ... hmmm ... maybe to her it looked like she was going to have sex with someone other than her husband... or something like that. Man bites panda after zoo attack ... i guess he thought the fence was just there to keep them from escaping ... duh ...quote: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it." *via pt ??? Katie Fey for Morrissey ... ... Oprah & Gay Rumors -- Pictures Tell Story ... they look like they're in love to me ... *via zircon enigma ??? "View" Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth? ... *via zircon enigma ??? You Won't Believe What This Really Is ... *via poikilotrm 09.20.06... Cousteau: Irwin's tactics 'misleading' ... i liked watching him do dangerous things... except his jumping on crocs thing was boring. [ his memorial service is on cable right now... it's a bit much ... with the muppets and all ] Moss and Doherty make-out on rehab lawns! ... Girls kissing girls ... ... 'Spectrum of empathy' found in the brain ... maybe empaths develop more mirror neurons rather than vice-versa ... Seven alligators found in Lindenhurst home ... asian massage ... ... well... craigs and i both think we could do a better job with those beautiful breasts than this masseuse... at least the woman wouldn't be giggling the whole time ... *via craigs Drunken cowboy arrested for horseplay ... 09.19.06... Bush to hold talks on Ali G creator after diplomatic row ... i love this guy... do you think anyone actually believes he represents the real Kazakhstan ???... *via JC YOU DID WHAT ? ... heh heh Aria Giovanni Naked and Exposed... ... mmmmmmmm ... so beautiful and voluptuous ... *via brutally frank THE WORLD'S FIRST PENIS TRANSPLANT ... it would be interesting to know what the actual psychological problems were??? ... Make Your Own Flashlight Sex Toy ... *via masturbate for peace Scientology's scourge ...YGTBFK ... quote: "If you oppose Scientology we promptly look and will find and expose your crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone." via craigs??? Freesex Network: Sex and Second Life, Version 1.0 ... i have friends totally addicted to this game... 09.18.06...  German man fools Chinese police with terracotta warrior disguise ... hahaha ... funny artist ... quote: Police said it took them two minutes to find the "living terracotta warrior", clad in military garb and staring straight ahead with unblinking eyes. state of emergency ... ... i like this ... reminds me of helmut newton's early work for vogue ... [ the pix below lead to scans of the same series ] *via JC XXX ... ... Top 5 Strangest iPod Cases ... Cats and dogs protect kids from stomach bugs ... Former 'tenth planet' named for goddess of discord ... 'xena' was a cooler name ... way cooler it looks more like a palm tree to me ... *via zircon enigma 09.17.06... Mobile phone users 'stressed out' ... British Minister Says Ban Scrawny Models ... *via craigs helmut newton ... is he still alive??? E. Coli Linked to Calif. Grower ... *via pt Karen loves Kate ... ... Firefox update patches security holes ... Sante D'Orazio ... Heavens-Above ... interesting site 09.16.06... Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog ... Of Royalty, Male Heirs, and the Almighty Penis ... Pope sparks fury among Muslims ... OMG ...that's like tony snow's reference to tarbabies. ...quote: ‘Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached’ XXX ... ... Explore Banned Books ... *via JC