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Boys told no standing to urinate ... i love to pee standing up ... ... quote: "It
is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," he said. pole
dancing 101 ...
Would You Buy a Dildo From This Man? ... dayglo dildos ...
XXX
...
Calif.
redwood confirmed as tallest tree ...
no pix of the tree 'cuz it needs to hide ... Death
of Anna Nicole Smith's son an 'accident' ...
wow ... methadone passive
working devices ...
wtf??? ... yeah that looks like fun... doing the same thing you just
spent last eight hours doing ... Not
your father's sex shop ... 09.29.06... At Six Flags, will roach lead to retch? ... the idea of eating roaches is pretty disgusting... eating them alive creeps me out totally. they hiss and they're scratchy ...eeewwww !!!
Paris
Hilton " Nothing In This World" music video ...
XXX
...
Police:
Parents Kidnap Daughter To Force Abortion ...
pigs ... pigparents ... Christina
Ricci Breast Tattoo Pictures ...
'One
degree and we're done for' ...
The
Art and Subversion of Ron English
... Spit it out, Avril! ... geez... she doesn't LOOK like a lowlife ...
09.28.06... 'Lesbians
have more orgasms' ...
i've noticed that ... XXX
...
They
Smell a Borat? Kazakhstan Takes Out 4-Page Ad Section in 'NYT'
...
hahaha ... i love borat ...
PITT
TEAMS UP WITH NIP/TUCK CREATOR FOR TRANSSEXUAL SHOW ... Graduate
women more likely to orgasm: official ... Lindsay
To Paris: Take That, Hoochie Mama! ... 09.27.06... Aussie
man's Irwin placenta tribute ...
odd idea ... how is this gesture a 'tribute' to irwin ??? A toilet bowl with a target, but Panasonic ... Airplane
Toy - Feel like a pilot! ...
Senator
Faces More Allegations of Racial Slurs ...
Carl
Sagan's Cosmos Series ...
Teacher
reprimanded after student sees nude art on museum trip
... WTF??? ...
Caught
in the act ...
09.26.06... Killer
teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead ... Man
Shoots Neighbor Through the Wall ...
totally freaky ... Porn
Star Silvia Saint And 4 Friends ...
Iowa
woman finds drowned bat in tea mug ...
hahahaha ... Not My Choice Of Dresscode ... uuhhh ... she forgot to look in the mirror ... [ some strange people at this event ]
Ansari
reveals secrets of hygiene in space ... 09.25.06... US
hypoallergenic cats go on sale ...
wow ... $$$$ ??? ... MEN
PREFER ROMPS WITH WOMEN 30 YEARS OLDER ...
makes sense to me ... XXX
...
What
people will do for money and fame ... Terranaut
Vehicle Lets Fish Explore On Land ...
but do they know where they're going??? ... 3dvulva
...
Conspiracy
theorists must face the truth of Mars hill ...
Lego
Vibrator - The Fuck-o-matic ...
OMFG ... yikes!!! 09.24.06... Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page ...
Court
says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom ...
wtf??? ... I
see the Virgin Mary! ...
Beijing's penis emporium ... omg... raw penis ... quote: "Some
like their food served raw," says Nancy, "like sushi. But
we can cook it anyway you like." Sask.
ham radio operator speaks with space station ...
Support
our amateur army ladies ...
Mom
properly jailed for letting baby smoke dope
... Igor
falecki drummer 4 years old ...
09.23.06... hey
... my landlord sold the building and i'm moving so things will be
kinda hectic for a time. updates may be brief occasionally ... [ BTW
... anyone know of a space to rent in the L.A. area ??? ] Innovator
Devises Way Around Electoral College ... Jolie
spends £200,000 on Banksy art ...
hmmm... she has good taste ... A
Can-Do Painter's Creation ...
WOW ... paco
rosic ...
Old beyond her years ... well... we were cute ...
Veronika
and Eufrat in love ...
Polish
woman caught growing marijuana for cow ...
that's one happy cow Pubic
Hair Fashion ...
09.22.06... Paris…Travis…and Shanna: The Love Triangle ... his appeal eludes me ... yuck!!!! [ and he's way too skinny to be sexy ...]
Super rats! ... ACK!!! quote: ... they can chomp through concrete and leap more than two feet in the air.
Two
Redheads With A Water Hose!!!
... Censored
Stories ...
Boys' Toys ... quote: She's
also a fan of stretchy jelly rubber rings that can go over the cock
or balls. "You can layer them from tip to base to make your cock
fatter and for different sensations ..." The
One-Click Butter Cutter ...
tickle
me elmo ...
09.21.06... TV
host seriously hurt in crash ...
sad ... i love top gear Marketers
Test The Line Between Porn And P.C. ... CHOPPER
IT OFF AGAIN ...
[ some more info but no pix ... surprise ]] ... geez ... they could
have waited 'til the swelling went down at least ... hmmm ... maybe
to her it looked like she was going to have sex with someone other
than her husband... or something like that. Man bites panda after zoo attack ... i guess he thought the fence was just there to keep them from escaping ... duh ...quote: "No
one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."
Katie
Fey for Morrissey ...
Oprah
& Gay Rumors -- Pictures Tell Story
... they look like they're in love to me ... "View"
Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth? ... You
Won't Believe What This Really Is ... 09.20.06... Cousteau:
Irwin's tactics 'misleading' ...
i liked watching him do dangerous things... except his jumping on
crocs thing was boring. [ his memorial service is on cable right now...
it's a bit much ... with the muppets and all ] Moss and Doherty make-out on rehab lawns! ...
Girls
kissing girls ...
'Spectrum
of empathy' found in the brain ...
maybe empaths develop more mirror neurons rather than vice-versa ... Seven alligators found in Lindenhurst home ...
asian
massage ...
Drunken
cowboy arrested for horseplay ... 09.19.06... Bush to hold talks on Ali G creator after diplomatic row ... i love this guy... do you think anyone actually believes he represents the real Kazakhstan ???...
YOU
DID WHAT ? ...
heh heh Aria
Giovanni Naked and Exposed...
THE
WORLD'S FIRST PENIS TRANSPLANT ...
it would be interesting to know what the actual psychological problems
were??? ... Make Your Own Flashlight Sex Toy ...
Scientology's scourge ...YGTBFK ... quote: "If
you oppose Scientology we promptly look and will find and expose your
crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone."
Freesex
Network: Sex and Second Life, Version 1.0 ...
i have friends totally addicted to this game... 09.18.06... German man fools Chinese police with terracotta warrior disguise ... hahaha ... funny artist ... quote: Police said it took them two minutes to find the "living terracotta warrior", clad in military garb and staring straight ahead with unblinking eyes.
state
of emergency ...
XXX
...
Top 5 Strangest iPod Cases ...
Cats
and dogs protect kids from stomach bugs ...
Former
'tenth planet' named for goddess of discord ...
'xena' was a cooler name ... way cooler it looks more like a palm tree to me ...
09.17.06... Mobile
phone users 'stressed out' ... British
Minister Says Ban Scrawny Models ...
helmut newton ... is he still alive???
E.
Coli Linked to Calif. Grower ...
Karen
loves Kate ...
Firefox
update patches security holes ... Sante D'Orazio ...
Heavens-Above
...
interesting site 09.16.06... Man
needed surgery after sex with hedgehog ... Of
Royalty, Male Heirs, and the Almighty Penis ... Pope sparks fury among Muslims ... OMG ...that's like tony snow's reference to tarbabies. ...quote: ‘Show
me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find
things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the
sword the faith he preached’ XXX
...
Explore
Banned Books ...
NYCLU
Threatens To Sue Toys ‘R' Us Over Treatment of a Breastfeeding
Shopper
... this
week in pix ...
09.15.06... Lawyer:
Anna Nicole Smith supports probe ...
so sad ... and the use of the word *suspicious* is ominous.... [ some
pix
of
nicole and daniel ] ... Amputees
benefit from bionic arms
... XXX
...
Charges
dropped in sex aid-bomb mixup case ...
but now the entire world knows about his traveling penis pump ...
including his mom Bringing Up Baby ... so cute ... everyone seems to be having babies ... maybe this will become a 21st century baby boom ... BABY BOOM II
Security
Analysis of the Diebold AccuVote-TS Voting Machine
... Fake-penis
case settled ...
they needed a new microwave??? When
Malls Stay Open on Sundays, the Pious Party
... 09.14.06... Gustave
Courbet ...
Tanked
scientist loses deadly poisons after night on the town
...
at least they aren't deadly virus'... like in '12 monkeys'. makes
you wonder who would actually drink bottles of a strange liquid they
found Nikki
...
Man
may have sent 2 billion spam e-mails ...
yeah... and i got 1billion of 'em. .... he deserves to die a slow
and painful death ... yikes!!!
Man
leaves dead woman in condo for four days
... wtf??? magician
stripper ...
09.13.06... Grieving wife sliced off willy ... heh heh ... [ a little morbid but sweet somehow]... quote: We
called it his joystick. 'Ugly'
goldfish gets a makeover
... the fish probably feels better too The
New Pornographers ...
XXX
...
"Morning
After Pill" for Everyone - for Free ...
this is cool. ... progressive for a catholic country Officer
at scene was stunned by limo crash
...
[link
fixed] ...
omfg ... it's like a wes craven movie Police probe Schwarzenegger leak ... hmmm ... it doesn't sound particularly racist to me .... i like being called hot. ... quote: refers
to Hispanic Americans as "hot", with "black blood in
them". Irwin
fans 'in revenge attacks' ...
09.12.06... Anna Nicole Welcomes Daughter, Loses Son ... that's sad ... geez... a massive heart attack at twenty... and he was cute too.
Insane
Pimped Car ... XXX
...
Scientists and engineers simulate jet colliding with World Trade Center ...
Cracking
a Diebold In 4 minutes and 12 Dollars ...
way too easy ... you don't even have to know what you're doing Suri Cruise is alive. And might be chinese ... that's what i thought too... maybe it is shopped ... or that's the most serious and intense baby ever
Some V.D. (sex hygiene) related film posters ... i guess there were a lot of 'moral' stories back then.
09.11.06... BREAKING: The Story Disneyland Doesn't Want You To Know ... wow ... banksy again. this is pretty brilliant. he's a really good artist.
JAILED
MISS LUST FLOGS KINKY SEX FOR £150
... this is a creative solution to her $$$ problem. my friend jenna
is a dominatrix and the job has its appeal. ... she doesn't have sex
with her clients and she makes tons of money. plus she gets all these
slaves that want to do things for her. like one guy carries her cellphone
for her... and he takes really good care of it too. Jo
& Eve ...
Gene Called Link Between Life Span and Cancers ... quote: “I
don’t think aging is a random process — it’s a program,
an anticancer program,” GRAFFITI
ON GIRLS ...
French
police are baffled by the mystery of the two Madeleines
... weird ... Ways to Lose Weight ... do people really buy this stuff??? ... i mean you'd need like an IQ of 30 to fall for it... quote: With
exclusive sun-activated spheres that release the visual slimming effect
of caffeine molecules when you need them most ... The
age of horrorism ...
interesting but way too long to be fun... 09.10.06... Tyrannosaurus sex ... they were cloacal kissers ... quote: Their
genitalia, like those of modern birds and reptiles, are thought to
have been tucked up beneath their tail in a small vent called the
cloaca, Latin for sewer. Lohan
on Paris: "I bet she's comfortable making videos."
...
Lindsay
Lohan is a fire-crotch who has freckles coming out of her pussy Weatherman
Vs. Cockroach ...
Acid
attack after lover learns he's married ...
so... he lost his wife, his girlfriend and his face. MASUIMI
MAX
... Sex
toys contain dangerous chemicals says Greenpeace ...
bad news [ especially if you suck on toys i guess ... ] Top 10 high-tech vehicles for the filthy rich ... some fugly things here. the tesla is cool tho ... i want one... but i want an afla brera even more. i'm going to get one... here's a pic of the brera [ which has nothing to do with the article... ] ... mmmmm ...
09.09.06... John Travolta Comes Out...In Character ... aaaayyyiii ... he makes a terrible looking woman... omfg ... divine was better... she had cooler makeup.
Youth Drug Use Continues Downward Slide Older Adult Rates of Use Increase ... quote: we
must build on our work to ensure that children and their parents understand
that they must live free of drugs and alcohol to be healthy. XXX
...
Auto-eroticism
undoes driver ...
heh heh ... auto-suck Madonna concert 'endangers thousands' ... why does this guy design concert halls that can collapse from sound waves??? ... quote: The
sound waves could damage the structure. Man
starts fire by roasting bear ...
people eat bears??? 09.08.06... 3 more WTC tower designs unveiled ...
Complaint:
Sex with body motive for grave digging ...
at least they wore condoms ... XXX
...
Wildlife ... cool ...
Amie DICKE: Sensual Sadness ...
Squirrel
takes out opera singer
... squirrels are intense Man
caught in child sex sting ...
disgusting pigman ... 09.07.06... Hong
Kong banker wins salsa case ...
Heads
horror for dancers
... OMFG x 3 Light Pick ... fucking expensive guitar pick... it looks like overkill to me but maybe in person it's more spectacular.
A
Schoolgirl And Her Teacher ...
Cell phones found inside four prisoners ... they put them up their butt ... and then they take them out and use them ... i guess ... over and over ... yuck ...
'Crocodile
Hunter' took out barb on tape
... a little more info ... destroying the tape is a good idea. SHe
said ...
09.06.06... Irwin's
last moments caught on film ...
i wonder how long it will take for this clip to get online. Richie’s Invisible Visible Tattoo ...
Madonna
'imports pheasants for shooting' ...
gross Telephone
telepathy -- I was just thinking about you
... XXX
...
Humans
'hardwired for religion' ...
I'm
perfectly safe on the roads, says blind driver ...
Why
politicians cannot tell fibs ...
BS 09.05.06... Daredevil
Irwin dies doing what he loved
... this is very sad... and freaky ... RIP stevo ... [ OMG ... his
wife and kids must be devastated... ] Artist
sculpts Pitt/Aniston/Jolie threesome ...
this guy is going to be rich ... XXX
...
Woman
sawn up over parking space ...
WTF??? Fascinating,
but troubling.. ... Boy's
claim to fame given short shrift ...
close but no cigar ... Stephen
Wiltshire ...
09.04.06... Paris Hilton targeted in CD prank ... heh heh heh ... banksy is a good artist ... and he's fun too ... his ideas aren't new tho ... quote: A
sticker advertises the album's "hits" - Why am I Famous?
What Have I Done? and What Am I For? Scientists
'train' cells to fight skin cancer ... National
Security Experiment
... Eel
jumps into Taiwan toddler's mouth ...
it's not funny so no laughing ... Klara
and Susane ...
Mother
at her side was baby's most deadly threat, court told ...
totally disgusting ... pigmother ... sick freak Madonna
and Ritchie to adopt, says report ...
an african baby ... what a novel idea ... Angry
men have less lung power to shout about ... 09.03.06... HEY HEY HEY!!!John Travolta is gay!!!! ... i always thought he was ...
Court rejects suit over right to sex ... heh ... quote: the
compensation included claims for mental anguish and for her purchases
of products such as vibrators. Nude
people in town center could prompt ban ...public
nudity is OK vermont ??? SHOW
IT OFF!
... Breaking
The Ice Is A Challenge - Making Her Hot For You Is An Even Bigger
Challenge ... 911
Case Study: Pentagon Flight 77 ...
wow... the plane was on the ground!!! XXX
...
Elderly purse snatching victim chases down thief, then gives him some money ... there sure are a lot of tuff old people around ...quote: "Seventy-five
years old and I can still take care of myself," 09.02.06... Woman,
72, orders bears out of her kitchen ... Man
dies opening grenade with sledgehammer ...
YGTBFK ... bunnies
eating ... Your chances of getting laid through Craigslist ... quote: 3.
Lesbian/bi females, gay/bi males, and straight females should have
no problem getting laid through craigslist. Banana
Split ...
Nepali Boy May Be World's Smallest Person ... DOGGe found us a pic of the tiny 14-year-old.
hentai
virtual slave ...
let's see... i like spreading her legs and poking her navel ... oh
yeah and moving her thong. [ too bad we can't do the really good stuff
]... i love hentai Ellen
von Unwerth | Revenge ...
Altar Ego by Rev. Astrid Storm ... is this hole in the chair thing true??? ... quote: the
enthronement ceremony came to include a thorough inspection of the
candidate's genitalia through a hole in the seat of his chair. 09.01.06... Two Stolen Edvard Munch Works Recovered ...
Church
condemns abortion performed on raped girl, 11 ...
sad ... The
Yes Men
... Human
hair used to mop up oil spill
... XXX
...
Unusual Real Estate Listing # 6384 ... OMG ... quote: it
was used by the defense department for some of their most dramatic
and dangerous operations and experiments, and was the site of biological
weapons tests, a prototypical chemical weapons incinerator, and a
few explosive nuclear accidents. Dove
of Peace Accident ...
THE
MUSEUM of JURASSIC TECHNOLOGY ...
interesting site but they need larger images... i.e. ... the
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