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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: november 2006 ::... 11.30.06... Pharaoh's curse or coincidence? ... RIAA wants the Internet shut down ... the RIAA sux the big one ... Hard Drinking Devito Bashes Bush on "The View" ... ... devito is such a tiny man... First daughter Jenna Bush ... ... close shaves give me a rash ... PAM SPLITS OVER KID BLOWUP ... uuuhhhh... WTF??? ... he didn't she was a porn star or what??? Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms ... ... German Firm offers Spray-On Aerosol Kondom ... hmmmm Bullet Tattoos Bloodbath! ... ugh 11.29.06... California sea lions attack humans ... Sleeping window washer gets rude awakening ... ??? *via zircon enigma hypnox ... Snoop Dog Arrested Outside "The Tonight Show" ... right around the corner from me ... it's tuff around here ... they be gangstas everywhere ... britney spears upskirt pix ... Bizarre deep-sea creatures imaged off New Zealand ... *via zircon enigma Gaddafi in Nigeria airport drama ... *via pt Mother may have put baby in microwave ... 11.28.06... maps of war ... imperial history ... it's never-ending tribal warfare [ cool map ] *via astro U.S. Embassy Asks Bush Twins to Leave Country ... the comments are vehement... *via JC more Salma Hayek ... ... mmmmmm ... irresistible ... yes??? *via Spitting Image Privacy on parade ... that should be interesting ... quote: "I think within 20 — even 10 years — we will start seeing actual sexual practices in mainstream advertising," Napoleon Dynamite Numa Numa Dance ... ... this is supposed to be the original Numa Numa dance from 2004 ... but i remember something else entirely... like most of his body was in the frame and the whole thing was way weirder ...i liked it better. *via poikilotrm MY PeRsoNaL pussy sPread collection ... ...well ... it's not my collection exactly ... someone else put it together and it makes a nice thread ... Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce ... surprise !!! ... [ they're kind of a sleazy couple ... and yet... some of his music is OK and i like most of her work ... but as a couple ... yuck... they have no appeal... ] 11.27.06... Jordan King: 3 Mideast Civil Wars Possible in 2007 ... *via craigs List of faux pas ... just in time for the holidays ... we certainly don't want to offend do we??? ... heh heh .. *via JC Avoid the loony Zune ... quote: "These devices are just repositories for stolen music, and they all know it," said Doug Morris, CEO of Universal Music Group. "So it's time to get paid for it." Well, Morris is just a big, clueless idiot, of course. Do you honestly want morons like him to have power over your music player? Au Naturale ... ... mmmmmm ... sweet ... 'Green' nightclub plans unveiled ... The Bad Sex Award 2006: On, yes, unstoppably on! ... Scarlett v Salma ... salma gets my vote 11.26.06... Illness unmasks generous ‘Secret Santa’ ... Poets and artists have as many ‘unusual experiences’ as people with schizophrenia ... heh ... i hear some people thinking ... i feel their energy and sometimes i see energy flowing from their body to mine. .. heh heh ... quote: What saves them from the disabling effects of schizophrenia is that they don’t suffer from the lack of emotion and motivation – known as ‘introvertive anhedonia’ – also associated with the illness. *via JC .: ant portraits ... i didn't realize ants were so diverse and exotic ... Canadian man on trial for putting baby in freezer ... ygtbfk ... The Spammers Strike Back ... freaks... someone should kill them. BTW... are there people who actually read spam??? *via craigs People in the News: Kazakh says Cohen deserves a prize ... Make big joke - throw Borat down the well ... Cooked cat left at Utah car dealership ... WTF??? Kirsten Dunst Gets Naughty and Unrobed in Marie Antoinette ... 11.25.06... Lesbian singer is voted 'coolest' person in rock ... *via pt How the Pilgrims shaped our sex lives ... XXX ... Will the real James Bond please stand up? ... Beer Cans Art ... *via craigs A Pool Filled with Non-Newtonian Fluid ... ... it looks stringy ... *via craigs 11.24.06... Deadly 'iku iku byo' reaches a climax ... i don't know ...this doesn't sound too bad ... there are worse diseases one could succumb to ... *via JC nipple thread ... ... Boxing orangutans welcomed home ... *via pt :: i want to "F*k U In The Ass" :: ... ... hahaha ... good point ... *via poikilotrm Snake bursts after gobbling gator ... again??? *via pt That'll teach him ... OMFG How to Make Wine Out of Common Household Items ... *via poikilotrm 11.23.06... Durex finds tingle factor with new sex toys ... a vibrating penis ring... that's progressive Simpson interview could turn up on Web ... no doubt ... it probably is already up somewhere .... [that's intense] *via craigs Mona Kuhn ... ... *via Spitting Image sexy furniture ... *via colin Britney Spears May Just “Give Away” Sex Tape ... heh heh heh ... that'd be smart .... *via craigs Bush daughter robbed in Argentina ... her body guards are dead in the water... *via JC MINOX DCC Leica M3 ... it's cute ... *via craigs 11.22.06... Chimpanzee males prefer to have sex with older females ... THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN ... wow ... Evidence dolls ... these would be more effective if they were larger... like life size. as it is the installation is anticlimactic. the artists' homepage => Dunne and Raby ...it's a good site. Bill O’Reilly Slams PS3 Launch, Gamers, iPods, Digital Tech (not in that order) ... what a twit fabrizio DIVARI ... XXX ... ... Aurora (Northern Lights) ... 11.21.06... Power is not only an aphrodisiac, it does weird things to some of us ... interesting ... quote: They found that not only did the disinhibited "powerful" students eat more than their share of the cookies, they were more likely to chew with their mouths open and to scatter crumbs over the table. *via the enigmas skinnyvideo - uncensorededit ... ... Erotic pre-inca art ... ... yummmmmm ... ... *via craigs Four Were Framed With The FBI's Help ... *via Spitting Imag FEMALE TROUBLE ... 'Kramer's' Racial Tirade ... ... of course he, like mel gibson, is really not a racist he just talks like one. ... WTF??? ... he's a total racist pigman.... [ i posted this in case you haven't seen this on prime-time ] *via zircon enigma Richards apologizes for racial slurs ... he really isn't a bigot. he doesn't know why he said all those terrible things ... over and over ... 11.20.06... Borat tickles America in just the right place ... yee haaa ... *via pt The extraordinary story of Rupert the rhino ... 'Lizard Isles' reveal natural selection at work ... quote: ... illustrate how swiftly natural selection can act, says Losos, it also shows that the process can be experimentally induced, given the right circumstances. XXX ... ... *via craigs Hezbollah calls for protest ... *via JC Ethiopians protest U.S. mutilation case ... scissors??? .. OMFG ... i pass out just thinking about it. Russian women taught how to get their man ... bitchology??? *via JC Penis found outside house ... someone lost their penis. it's kinda hard to imagine ... 11.19.06... Voodoo Practitioner Tries to Jinx Bush ... this should scare him ... *via craigs Borat's learnings not so cultured ... it's not so much what borat does that makes me laugh, [ alltho he does do some funny things ] ....it's the fact that he is actually doing them that i find hysterical ... the problem is his shtick is like a one line joke... once you've got it ... you've got it. a little goes a long way. but i don't believe there are that many ignorant people who actually believe the things he says about his country... it's a joke ... you know ... a joke. ... plus ... all this negative publicity is making him even RICHER!!!!... XXX ... ... i posted another video from the same series... but so what ??? ... i've still got that jones for her... [see kimmie... my obsession hasn't relented ] *via brutally frank NC State Unveils New DARPA Urban Challenge Driverless Vehicle ... *via JC Brazilians Signing Up for the Happy Penis Program ... the bad boys are busted... Man ditches PS3 plan ... huh ??? ... sounds like garden variety capitalism to me.... quote: You're using your money and authority to pay people for what you want, and that's wrong." *Via zircon enigma 11.18.06...  Air France sued over 'caustic' coffee ... omfg Hand-gesture control ... article ... ... Podtech MS Research ... video Clumsy NZ policeman stuns himself ... heh heh heh CNN's Beck to first-ever Muslim congressman ... vehement comments.... quote: "What I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies' " *via mr. and mrs. enigma Irisa in the sun by Domai ... ... Botnets Responsible for Penny Stock Spams and Penis Pills ... Storm over 'pig-for-name' artist ... *via pt Pentagon Alters Homosexuality Guidelines ...wtf??? ... quote: Among the conditions are stammering or stuttering, dyslexia, sleepwalking, motion sickness, obesity, insect venom allergies and homosexuality *via the enigmas .... 11.17.06... Korean Sex Park ... *via craigs 'Grape guy' catches 116 grapes in mouth ... heh ... quote: No current speed grape catching record exists, she said viky ... ... the airbrushing is conspicuous but it's still pretty ... Albanian offers heirloom mini-Koran for sale ... How short fathers affect babies ... *via pt Wreck off Spain holds secret to ancient delicacy ... i wonder how it tastes ??? ... this should be interesting... Jedi petition UN for religious rights ... 11.16.06...  Microbubbles' FantasticVoyage ... cool ... KFC's new face seen from space ... *via craigs 2 new Buffalo compact cordless mice ... i need some kind of a mini-mouse with a wheel for my laptop. [ you need one to play second life ] have any ideas ??? ] XXX ... ... The Kandle Heeter ... WTF??? ... raising the temp 3 degrees isn't much of an improvement ... K-Fed Communicates With Britney Through Shower Door ... twit ... she should have dumped him sooner ... *via craigs