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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: may 2006 ::... The Truth About Anal Bleaching ... *via JC Pedophiles to launch political party ... quote: "A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, *via poets girl Australian baby 'put in dryer' ... omfg ... total pigman ... *via pt XXX ... ... Oriana Fallaci directs her fury toward Islam ... *via pt College 2.0: No Lectures, But Plenty Of Podcasts, Blogs And Text Messages ... *via Spitting Image Top Ten Fart Lighting Videos ... 05.30.06...  mother ... ... hahahahaha [ from the helios video library ...] Sensors: Living off scraps of energy ... cool ... ... this should keep y'all busy for awhile... especially eddie. Not a bad drop after all ... Babies aborted for not being perfect ... omfg ... some of my fingers and toes are webbed a little bit ... my gloves never fit quite right ...but so what??? ... geez ... i would never have even been born with these fingers... ... so... would y'all miss me??? Other babies were destroyed because they had webbed fingers or extra digits. ... hmmm ... they never showed us this Dali in school Steven Assael ... WOW ... awesome paintings Man Robs Adult Store with Scissors ... 05.29.06...  america the beautiful ... ... ray charles Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Already a Star ... heh heh heh The Man Who Saved the World Finally Recognized ... *via JC GAY-GOV GAL'S STORY IS 'OUT' ... i wonder if he knew he was gay when he got married or he believed he was bi-sexual and now his hormones have changed and he's become who he really is??? The Pussy-Tattoos Thread ... SPLIT & MISS ... quote: MEN marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein challenger re-enactment ... ... lindsay lawson piece Laserpod ... tumbler ... ... aaayyyiiii 05.28.06... Angelina Jolie has baby daughter ... quote: ... named their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt angelina jolie's new tatts ... XXX ... ... Top 10 Gadgets for the Filthy Rich ... *via craigs Iraqi athletes killed for wearing shorts ... *via JC mister rogers ... Olsen Twins Create Nutrition Show ... heh STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community ... wow... i didn't realize there was so much action in retirement villages .... quote: A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy *via dustyG 05.27.06... Boy On Boy Duet Edition ... ... Csepel Politicians in Mutual Penis Popsicle Disgust ... Psst - the piglets feel slutty in tiger print onesies ... *via modern pooch XXX ... ... mp3s ... hmmmm ... this is strange ... *via JC Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat ... *via sgt Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ... ... 'Wings' to carry paratroopers 200km ... 05.26.06.. X-Men Make a Manic Last Stand ... it opens tomorrow ... Human Locator ... *via ss OSMOND SHOCKED BY DAUGHTERS' INTERNET SEX TALK ... her daughters are sluts ... Honda says brain waves control robot ... XXX ... ... My night with Hugh Hefner, the arthritic casanova ... HIV's ancestry traced to wild chimps ... He's Sacha sexy guy ... ... wtf??? 05.25.06... Boo Boo dies ... oh noooo [ remember the 'mouth to beak' resuscitation ??? ] Pot's low cancer risk a surprise finding ... heh Dear Anyone ... this is fun... *via joel Girls taking nude pictures of themselves... some sexy images here ... but the way the page loads sucks ... [ i didn't look at all of the pix...and often times amateurs appear to be underage... if that's the case then it's inadvertent on my part and i don't want to hear about it ... ] *via craigs Make Your Own Flamethrower ... yee haaa ... this will be handy when we have our civil war... *via pt Pupils perform 'alarming' feat ... Sex theme park to open in London ... unique idea *via pt 05.24.06... "Brangelina" baby holiday for Namibia? ... omg Sleeping pills offer wake-up call to vegetative patients ... WOW ... [ but schiavo's brain had already liquefied ... i don't see how this could have worked ] *via pt Darwin Revisited: Females Don't Always Go for Hottest Mate ... quote: The studs were so busy mating they had no time to raise offspring, causing their health and fecundity to suffer. Homelier birds were better dads, raising sons who had more mating success. revenge video ... ... don't take pix of yourself if you don't want them on the net.... *via craigs Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab ... Karima Adebibe - The Sexiest Tomb Raider ... *via craigs Thank the Snake ... ... Lasers used on Iraqi drivers who won’t stop ... the news is a little old but this is the first picture i've seen of the laser. ... quote: “I think the term is optical incapacitation -- dazzlers as opposed to something that will blind you.” *via Spitting Image 05.23.06...  omfg ... my leg is killing me [osteomyelitis] ... this will be a brief update [... i'm watching the Fifth Element btw ... gary oldman is particularly wicked ] The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord ... hahahaha ... me too... [ i wouldn't wait around to kill someone just so i could gloat about it... i'd just fuckin' kill 'em dead and then laugh ] *via poikilotrm Plug-and-play USB ultrasound probe ... A College That's Strictly Different ... quote: a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as "optical intercourse" — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as "making eye babies." Jesus Alphabet Song ... *via craigs Hormonal contraceptives make periods obsolete ... thankfully ... XXX ... ... Watch Britney Not Spill Her Vodka Tonic ... ... she did almost drop him on his head ... Kelly Osbourne: Drugs, Depression and Tattoos ... those teensy baby wings on her back are kinda dumb. they're way too small... she should have them on a smaller area of the body.... like on her shoulder or something. why waste so much space??? ... i mean she could have had huge wings that go down to her butt or something... now she's going to have to find a way to incorporate these little things into another larger tattoo. ...[ which she WILL get BTW ] 05.22.06... In pictures: Czech punch-up ... *via pt Palmers "Slim Fit 20" Caffeine Tights ... YGTBFK Masturbation as safe sex ... Los Angeles police department creates a blog, but hasn't gotten an earful - not yet, at least ... this should be interesting... and here's the LAPD BLOG ... *via Spitting Image Aria Giovanni ... ... *via brutally frank ELP Laser Turntable - Nothing Touches Your Vinyl But Light ... and only $15,000... Utah Campground Closed Because of Plague ... *via JC David Lynch on Meditation ... [ i'm watching Lost Highway at the moment ... the music is cool ] ... quote: What fascinates you in your work? I love seeing when people come out of darkness. *via god is not an asshole 05.21.06... The All Girls School ... this is great work *via JC Faith The 2 Legged Dog ... ... *via superbitch Always father, dear father ... yes... we're all wondering about the fake penis... natasha black ... ... Intuition Network ... *via god is not an asshole Mills never happy with Paul, say reports ... so why'd she marry him??? *via sexoteric British poll: French are rude and boring ... parisians are rude and boring ... but much of france [like provence] has sweet and loving people... Hilary Swank See-through ... 05.20.06...  Iowa State To Have The Most Realistic Virtual Reality Room in the World ... *via JC Jeff's Electromagnetic Coil-Gun ... heh ... love the laser sight... *via poikilotrm £2.8m award for prisoner who tried to kill himself ... *via eddie XXX ... ... hot ... [ i love that moment when a woman begins to touch herself] ... Boy, 15, charged over pregnant 11-year-old ... quote: she was "really excited" about having a child after losing her virginity at 11 to a boy during a drunken night out in Edinburgh. *via JC Injured Husband Talks to Action News ... fullscreen panoramas ... ... Evel Knievel Won't Ride Again ... 05.19.06... Pakistan's late-night, cross-dressing TV star ... *via zircon enigma Los Ochenta' ... ... fun ... music videos from the eighties. birthday - the sugarcubes ... sweet deams - the eurythmics ... Kenya's 'Koranic fish' disappears ... *via pt Brad and Angelina sell baby pics ... smart ... Offer a car to your iPOD ... cool ... Man denied bid to sell amputated leg ... yuck veronica zemanova ... ... nice Robertson: God says storms, possibly tsunami, will hit US in 2006 ... i wish a tsunami would hit robertson ... jerk-off 05.18.06...  Kissing 'could help hay fever' ... ...