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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: march 2006 ::... 03.31.06...  Intelligent brains grow differently ... Valderrama keeps grounded and happy ...well... he's alianated many of the people he embraced... schmuck ... quote: When you find a few people you can relate to, you have to embrace that, and I've been very fortunate to bump into great people in the past eight and a half years. " Angele Stripping Off Blue Jeans ... ... Borders, Waldenbooks Won't Carry Magazine ... they don't carry porn either... Doherty buys his eighth Jaguar ... Bush Pushes Congress to OK Immigrants ... smart ... 03.30.06... The Top 18 Skylines in the World ... *via craigs FED - 'FESS UP ON M3 ... *via poikilotrm Congress moves to bar states from making food safer ... *via Spitting Image XXX ... ... 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense ... *via chm Boris Shpeizman ... ... interesting but a bandwidth hog ... Tribal leader rallies for abortion clinic on reservation ... *via JC 03.29.06... iPod visible from space? ... Cockerel spared after 'crowing 'Allah'' ...heh ... ... it sounds like they were choking the chicken to me...[ it really does ... really... this is not a joke] ... or a rooster choking... or a cock choking... WTF is a cockerel anyway??? *via pt 'Herald' Says Justice Scalia Makes 'Obscene Gesture' ... XXX ... ... Wilmer Valderrama Kisses And Tells; Says Lohan Was Great in Bed ... dude could use a little humility ... nuclear nightmares ... *via JC Surgeons remove two fetuses from infant ... Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir ... *via poets girl 03.28.06... No joke: Effluent purchase possible ... well yuck. can't they buy a bacterial culture to get the system balanced like you do to speed up balancing an aquarium??? ... like i put some opened bacterial stuff [the lid was on tight ] in my refrigerator but then i noticed 'things' growing everywhere ... you know... like on my butter and other food stuffs... anyway that kind of a culture works well... they should try something like that. *via zircon enigma Valentina Vaughn Slow Striptease ... ... computer works ... this be fun... [[ i wish some of the blue dots had longer missions ]] *via nemesis BLOGGER BAD BOY'S GOT DIRTY LAUNDRY ... the dude's a pig. so what if he can fuck skanky women... who can't? desktop blues ... ... *via pt myspace deaths ... gads ... *via JC True or False? The Bilateral Meter Tells All ... legos 03.27.06... US scientists make pigs with heart-healthy fats ... heh ... quote: Other scientists are trying to make fish, chickens and cows rich in omega-3s. BLOND Silk Curtains ... XXX ... ... Size of L.A. March Surprises Authorities ...well... it doesn't surprise me... Counterfeit Art 8 ... fun "The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion" ... yes... abortions are for the mistakes. Terrorist 007, Exposed ... A Spankable Butt ... ... mmmm... without a doubt 03.26.06... Dog no longer hounded by checkered past ... hmmm ... she turned herself in ... she was probably tired of running. More Than 500,000 Rally in L.A. for Immigrants' Rights ... Is it a football? No, it's an enormous Cypriot lemon ... XXX ... ... lots of nice close-ups but no action Jamaican attacker killed with his own machete ... USB Beverage Chiller ... Galvanic Skin Response Sensor ... Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter sends first snaps home ... 03.25.06... Dubai is amazing ...without a doubt [it's amazing i mean] and they're expanding their real estate by building islands in the ocean. that's smart if the island idea really works in the long run 'cuz basically... coastlines erode... always. Workers Riot at Site of Dubai Skyscraper... too bad they stiff their workers and then punish them for complaining Burj Dubai workers who protested may be sued ... Meet the Boobiesexuals ... the gay men i know have always loved my breasts... they say they want them. [ breasts are beautiful ... ] Armless man caught steering car with foot at 121km/h ... it seems like he's a pretty good driver... except for the speeding part. Aria and Laurie ... ... mmm... i want her to suck my toes Man Sentenced for Shooting at Toy Plane ... heh heh ... it made his goats faint!!! Recruiting Robolobsters and Mind-Controlled Sharks ... a mutant bicycle jaunting club ... drawing restraint 9 ... ... hmmm... everytime i watch this new scenes present themselves. i'm not sure what that's about... and the 'vat of liquid vaseline' idea bothers me on a tactile level. it must be a strange movie... and i'm a bjork fan too 03.24.06... Mermaid statue's new parts may not float ... heh ... the evil of big nipples...... *via zircon enigma absolutely huge nipples ... ... speaking of big nipples ... damn ... ... [BTW... notice how zircon is taking care of our nipple needs today? ] ... *via zircon enigma MAN? OR WOMAN? YOU DECIDE ... [ he has a mangina ] ... this guy used to be with the dominatrix that is now with the transvestite submissive whachowski brother Pedophilic promo has manga maniacs panting for pre-schooler panties ... this creeps me out. *via JC XXX ... ... Electro-Graf ... hmmm...fun ...[ i ordered some of the magnetic paint additive ... ] Robert Clive's pet tortoise dies at 250 years ... What Happened to Michael Douglas? ... gads.......... 03.23.06...  Hieronymus Bosch picture 'can damage people' ... heh heh heh ...must be too much butt action in this piece... heh heh City Girl Squawk: It’s Like So Bad— It. Really. Sucks? ... it's like, you know... different... *via craigs Aria Giovanni - Top of Her Game ... Wily coyote finally captured in Central Park ... there are millions and millions of coyotes around here and they eat our dogs and cats. the only time they bite humans is when they're rabid. *via JC Hot girls with tattoos ... ... masuimi max [too bad her breasts turned into balloons...] 'Rivers' of stars revealed flowing across the sky ... LeFutur’s KUKU Alarm Clock will make sure you get up! ... hahahaha ... i don't think so... the alarms goes off and you throw it against the wall. the end... *via gizmodo Millionaire held for contempt for 10 years ... that woman who used to be his wife will never get one penny of his money ... ever. 03.22.06... Guerrilla gardeners wage turf war ... cool ... maybe it will catch on ... *via pt Starforce enforces DRM by instant reboot (without warning) ... lucifire ... Duchamp Retrospective Exhibition in China ... la zona rosa ... Australian Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks ... Roomba takes Frogger to the asphalt jungle ... quote: "We had a lot to drink before we got here," he said, "but there's nothing to sober you up like steering a robot through traffic." 03.21.06... Six-Legged Lamb Born In Belgium ... Healing Aspect of Laughter and Crying ... Men urged us to drink fantasy, witness says ... [liquid fantasy ??? ...] kabumei - the art of the sharpened grenade ... ... HOUSEWARMING PARTY BABES ... ... Europe Moves Ahead With Weather Satellite Blacklist ... yes...we need control of the sky. Sun's Far Side Visible Now ... who are the Digerati ... *via JC 03.20.06... ... ... Squashed snakes sought for scientific study ... World's Most Expensive Cars, 2006 ... Ultra-fierce DoS computer attacks on the rise ... Peace activists will 'turn themselves in' ... sure... the FBI destroyed the images... like anyone believes that... quote: The photos were destroyed once the agent determined that a person under investigation was not in attendance at the event, the FBI said. *via JC Angelina Jolie @13 ... wow... sucky lips even then ... Britney Spears rushed to hospital ... yeah ... and whose hypodermic needle was it anyway??? Melissa Midwest having fun in Las Vegas ... ... so cute ... Most Excellent! It's an Archive Grid ... omfg ... this is a mega-archive. totally overwhelming. *Via JC 03.19.06... Woman to Wed 'Boys Don't Cry' Killer ... quote: "These were people I would hang out with in real life," she said. Hitchhiker forced to eat at knifepoint ... heh heh heh ... *via zircon enigma Arab-American Psychologist Wafa Sultan: [Al-Jazeera TV (Qatar) - 2/21/2006] ...  ... *via sgt. little movies ... ... hahahaha *via sgt XXX ... ... Body Image Relates Differently To Sexual Risks Taken By Men And Women ... makes sense ... What Song Were You Conceived To? ... [ if you were born in the US ...] 03.18.06... Angie is top lesbian pin-up ... everyone knows that ... Man severs own penis, throws it at officers ... that'll show 'em XXX ... ... Plundered body parts implanted in thousands ... WTF??? *via colin What's Your Drinking Personality? ... Girl With Three Boobies ... ... well .... it is different Adobe Fixes Critical Flash Vulnerabilities ... .... APSB06-03 Flash Player Update to Address Security Vulnerabilities ... get it here .. FREELINE skates ... ... so fun......... 03.17.06 ... HAPPY ST. PARTICK'S DAY Y'ALL ... [ yee haa ... ] *via eddie Astronomers Detect First Split-Second of the Universe ... quote: "During this growth spurt, a tiny region, likely no larger than a marble, grew in a trillionth of a second to become larger than the visible universe,"