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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: january 2006 ::... 01.31.06...  alien dildos ... yeow ...... they look delicious.... Man trips and destroys priceless vases ... Flap over fishes: Who's the smallest of them all? ... it's smiling ... *via JC XXX ... ... Cashier slapped robber ... heh heh Sprint Nextel sues over sale of call records ... Australian Man, Woman Torched in Barrels ... omfg ... huff's crime blog ... *via pt 01.30.06... UN to Investigate Jyllands-Posten ‘Racism’ ... OMFG ... *via jersey petey and those fabulous dunnes ... ahhhh ... pre-Columbian erotic art. my fave. they always have huge dicks. unfortunately i couldn't find two women together. i'll keep looking.... *via Spitting Image My strange life with someone else's face ... it doesn't look so bad... and even tho she was attempting suicide at the time she was injured, she loves her life and is glad to be alive. it's weird how that works sometimes. [ i'd probably be pissed they had brought me back... but then i've been in this bad fucking mood. i feel like the Spawn of Satan ] *via JC XXX ... ... DAVID HASSELHOFF - MUSIC VIDEO - HOOKED ON A FEELING ... ... is this a joke??? Libya Closes Denmark Embassy Over Drawings ... *via jerset petey 01.29.06... Army to Investigate Gay Porn Allegations ... *via poets girl iVibe offers safe sex at long distance ... quote: "People stationed overseas will buy the toy for their partners here and they can arrange to log on at the same time." Borat - Hunting The Jews ... ... hahaha ... he's funny ... and these americans are pathetic. [borat is jewish BTW ... people who don't 'get it' find his work offensive.] Sites Google Agreed to Censor in China ... *via JC Zimbabwe twins detained for loincloth outrage ... Aria Giovanni (52 wallpapers) ... ... "Rosebuds" Anal Fashion ... more butt jewelry. i wonder how these feel when you're wearing them? [i have friends that say thongs are uncomfortable and i can't even tell that i'm wearing one.] Flashcam - Tactical Flashlight with built in Video Recorder, night vision, monitor ... wow ... 01.28.06... The true father of Ireland ... *via pt *via jersey petey Police take compulsive shopper to hospital ... *via JC Akira Lane ... *via craigs THE VICE GUIDE TO GETTING BEAT UP ... *via JC starbucks delocator ... tired of starbucks??? *via craigs Horn Guy ... ... *via nemesis 01.27.06... Russian Inventor Patents Invisibility Cloak ... Creepy couple plan on tying the knot on Valentine's Day ... quote: ... consummate their vows in a coffin. Modest-fit Design 1 ... cute *via robin Client needed op after prostitute bit penis ... Aria in Black and White ... ... *via Attu Sees All Fake braces all the rage for Thai teens ... hmmmm ... it seems harmless enough. *via craigs Monkey Police Provide Social Stability ... a monkey army ... *via pt 01.26.06... Rocket on two wheels ... whoa .... 0 to 60 in five seconds??? ashes and snow ... *via sabbez Sex calms nerves before public speaking - study ... sex calms nerves... period. XXX ... ... Thumb Thing Book Holder ... .... hmmmm Male student wins fight to wear skirt ... *via craigs 01.25.06...  *via Spitting Image Fish discovered in acid pools is world's smallest vertebrate ... makes you wonder how they even found this tiny thing in a peat bog ... sweet sweet pussy ... ... look at this predator footage ... ... *via poikilotrm Adult diaper sales soar in China ... eeewww Colombian man kills nephew while trying to scare the hiccups out of him ... 01.24.06...  ............. WOW!!! ... i love this... *via craigs "Floozy in the Jacuzzi" to move downstream ... heh heh Energy time ... Valentines From Ancient Rome: Sex, Death and Lust ... XXX ... ... Egg joy for parents of stolen penguin Toga ... they're cute, too bad they're called jackass penguins. Gift-wrapped finger fails to impress ... uuuhh ... i'd dump him too. BOOBS, BUTT OR SHOULDER? ... 01.23.06... that's an interesting one on his nose ... *via zircon enigma Man trapped in toilet when lock freezes ... rotten luck ... Halliburton cited in Iraq contamination ... *via JC Sandra & Brooke ... ... nice make your own flipbook ... i love this. Longoria Stocked for Sex Toys ... Liberian leader breaks rape taboo ... good women in positions of leadership will help heal our planet. LiveJournal XSS attack ... 01.22.06... Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Awarded $1.1 Million From City Of L.A. ... Geniuses are Just Like Us ... Algorithm detects Canadian politicians' spin ... Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain Sextape ... ... the stills of the tape are free... *via catalin Bond spy car fetches $2.5 million at auction ... quote: The winner, who was bidding in his first auction, will add the car to a collection of some dozen vehicles that includes classic Aston Martins and Porsches. Why I’m A Progressive Muslim ... blue bondage ... ... floating dog ... hahaha 01.21.06...  Bear in Ukraine Zoo Bites off Boy’s Hands ... WTF??? ... did he think the bear would act like a puppy or something ??? ... omfg... Autocunnilingus? ... wow ... 'Laughing stock' burglar sent to prison ... beautiful aria ... ... thanx fly out to brutal ... he sent me aria for breakfast. *via brutally frank Dozens of new species found in California national park caves ... Where does your anger go? ... this should be multiple choice ... *via JC MIRROR NEURONS AND THE BRAIN IN THE VAT ... 01.20.06... Vintage or vile, wine is all the same after cheese ... Terms of endearment ... i prefer pussy myself ... "Intelligent design" not science: Vatican paper ... [ link fixed ] XXX ... ... Face transplant patient uses new lips to smoke ... not very smart *via JC Man faked death to avoid child support ... fuckhead *via Spitting Image Your own genetic map is within reach ... *via Spitting Image i was robbed once by three men wearing stockings on their heads and the detectives kept asking me what the men looked like ... wtf??? ... so i used my hands to sort of stretch my face and i said ..'well one looked like this and the other looked like that' etc. ... they weren't amused. they had absolutely no sense of humor ... 01.19.06... Brain scans reveal men's pleasure in revenge ... Doc Johnson Introduces Lucid Dream Collection ... Insane Explosions Compilation! ... ... *via craigs Clerics debate Islamic sex questions ... XXX ... ... web wonderkammer ... cabinet of curiosites... cool site. *via Ben Osto Actor Shatner sells kidney stone ... *via pt "young boys are seen performing cunnilingus on cattle to stimulate mating" ... this is so sad ... Poverty in Africa and Tony Blair as the Angel of Light ... OMFG ... these poor people *via JC 01.18.06... Manholes of Japan ... these are gorgeous *via craigs German cannibal feels no guilt ... cannibal update ... ... i'm having that jones for aria again ... You can write the perfect love letter ... for those in love... Parrot squawks on woman's affair ... hahaha ... she was so busted ... [ birds are beautiful ... too bad they bite.] *via pt Hagfish At Home ... eeewwww... totally gross. i've seen a slime on freshwaree eels that looks similar to this ... it's horrible... plugs up aquarium filters an all ... it makes a big mess ... Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Woman to Live ... quote: "A woman who bewitches men or beasts or other things, if it is proved against her, shall be burned". Conversely, "If a man happens to be a magician, and it is proved against him; he shall be shaven in the form of a cross and scourged and banished" *via JC song tapper ... ... kinda fun... but the site is s-l-o-w and my songs were too obscure apparently 'cuz it didn't guess any. 01.17.06... I wanted to eat man, not kill him, says German cannibal ... “Alien” Embryo Removed From 35-Year-Old Man’s Back ... OMG Rare Erotica ... ... *via Sexoteric Covers come off UK spy plane ... TV in the bedroom halves your sex life - study ... my pleasure machine ... ... iGod - repenting made easy ... chat with a god bot. *via brutally frank A Leader Making Peace With Chile's Past ... 01.16.06... ... hey i know this guy ..... What kind of fish is this? ... gads... it looks like something from way deep in da the ocean. *via god is not an asshole Aria Giovanni "Sultry" ... ... *via jersey petey of those fabulous dunnes