december 2006

...: december 2006 ::...

2006 Foot-in-Mouth Awards ...

North Carolina Woman Charged With Malicious Castration After Attacking Man's Genitals ... OMFG ... with her hands???
*via JC

Luana Mel ... ...

Head-banging Chinese snakes can predict earthquakes days in advance, say scientists ... heh heh heh ... quote:

As well as their ability to predict earthquakes, snakes are also valued in China for their uses in traditional medicine. They are also popular in soup.

"Tribrid" Sports Coupe Runs On Just About Anything ...

Boys of the Taliban ...

Virtual reality to get its own network? ...

Woman stuck in elevator for 3 days ...

12.30.06...

Arresting Images ... carmen electra is beautiful even in a mug shot

*via Spitting Image

Girl is videos taped as she is brutally tortured by boys she met on the Internet ... ...

Cyberspace sex scandal heads to trial ...

Aria Giovanni to Kick Off PussyCash’s ImLive Events ... i can chat with her on january 4th!!! ... that could be fun ...

FLATULENT TURTLE SETS OFF ALARMS ...
*via JC

Angel Veil ... ...

Officer says he was demoted for Mel Gibson arrest ...

"Touch" - an urban interactive installation ...

12.29.06...

2006: The year in astronomy ...

*via god is not an asshole

XXX ... ...

Peer-to-Peer Digital Video Downloading Outpacing Legal Alternatives Five to One ...

Seen On The Streets of Tehran ...

Black snake moan - Craig Brewer - Trailer ... ... samuel l. looking elderly...

Cellphone tells the world what mode you're in ...

The Touch Screen Wall-Mounted Square CD Player ...

12.28.06...

The eyes of God? ...

Britons' sex secrets are revealed ...

borat ... video-on-demand ... ...

Permanently Activate Windows Vista by Skip Activation with Patched TimerStop.sys Crack ...

VacBed - The Ultimate Latex Bondage Experience ... vacbed videos !!! ... cool ...

*via Spitting Image

Sophie & Sandy ... ...

£3m for man left with unstoppable sex drive ...

Shannon Daugherty Shows Us Her Nipples ... ...

12.27.06...

Aria Giovanni wishes you a Happy Christmas and a Great NEW Year! ... ... mmmmm ...

S Koreans offered prizes to shun prostitutes ... go watch a movie instead??? ... who would do that???

Kevin Federline is fired, Five Star probably folded ... what a loser ... he had an opportunity to build a cool life for himself and he fucked it up.

Brown's widow 'locked out ...

Schwarzenegger has surgery on broken leg ...

DECADE: 1994 - 2004 ...

*via Spitting Image

Manchester Bus Lane ... ... this was such an unbelievably bad idea ... [ i've posted this before but the stupidity of the design makes me laugh ] ...
*via craigs

Idiot with a gun ...
*via poikilotrm

12.26.06...

RIP, Brother James — James Brown Dead At Age 73 ... geez... that was sudden ...
*via sudie

Video jerome murat ... ...
*via poikilotrm

TIME: The Best Photos of the Year 2006 ...

Jessica ... ...

Artecnica Inc ...

12.25.06...

Britney's new fella hooked ... duhhh ... maybe it's because she's rich [ hundreds of millions of dollars ] and famous ... OMG ... he thinks he can change her ... that's boring ["i love you so much but now i want you do things my way"] ... not to mention that it's also the kiss of death for a relationship ...
*via craigs

The 10 Best Fake Movie Trailers of the Year ... ...

underboob gallery ... ...

AllofMp3.com Sued for $1.65 Trillion! ... i hate the RIAA ... they're ignorant and greedy... all they [ the RIAA attorneys ] are doing is generating work for themselves... it's a stupid waste of money.

Tissueman and Paperman ... ygtbfk ... odd super heros???

*via s_s

A Cost Analysis of Windows Vista Content Protection ...WTF??? ... quote:

Once a weakness is found in a particular driver or device, that driver will
have its signature revoked by Microsoft, which means that it will cease to
function...

12.24.06...

Woman with 2 wombs gives birth to triplets ...

The Leopard Man ... ...

Temporary Tooth Decals ...

Moths drink the tears of sleeping birds ...

Holiday Snowglobe ... ... [ link died ]

Solar Bikini ... cool idea ...

XXX ... ...

12.23.06...

The Photos that stripped Ms. Nevada of her title! ... well ...she's fun ...

*via nemesis

Robin Hayes says we will win in Iraq by "spreading the message of Jesus Christ" there ... WTF??? ...
*via craigs

Sex does the body good ... oh everybody knows that ...

francoise ... ...
*via craigs

The Niggar Family ... ... hahahahaha ...
*via nemesis

Ex-cop plans video on how to hide drugs ...
*via craigs

‘Designer’ babies with made-to-order defects? ... they have a good point ... but don't dwarfs have health problems ... like weak hearts or something??? [ i.e. *tattoo* ... "boss ... it's the plane" ... ]

deconstructed beauty ... ...

12.22.06...

Parisienne People, by David Lynch ... ... hahahaha ... a cigarette commercial that has nothing to do with cigarettes. i love his work ... [ the lost highway is a fave ...]

MARTA MARIA PEREZ BRAVO ...

*via JC

Death of a Dictator ...

Redhead Ariel ... ...

Andy Mckee - Drifting ... ...

Injured hiker survived 24 days on mountain by 'hibernating' ... he'll have some kind of neurological damage that hasn't revealed itself ... you have to try to do a particular thing before you realize you can't do it anymore. i have brain damage from CO poisoning and i wasn't unconscious for 24 days ... i guess they mean he won't die...
*via pt

Virtual magnate shares secrets of success ...
*via superbitch

spotlight perv ... intense ...

12.21.06...

Borat and Martha Stewart on The Tonight Show ... ... hahahaha ... he cracks me up

In Letter, GOP Rep Fears Influx of Muslims ... WTF???
*via craigs

Titanic Two the Surface ... ...

Rising up in protest over the long and short of penis size ... ...

Underboob gallery ...

The Basic Rules Of The Universe ...
*via god is not an asshole

CELEBRITY TOES ...

Marijuana 'top cash crop in US' ... wow ...

12.20.06...

Radical New Tire design by Michelin ...

Israelis dig 'Borat,' jokes in Hebrew ...

"Perfect Cam Strip" ... ...
*via craigs

Street Pranks ... hmmm ...
*via colin

............ email from a high school friend now living in atlanta ............

[ my faves are the Bozone layer ... Hipatitis ... and the Dopeler effect ]

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition.

The 2005 winners are:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house,
which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize that it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

__________________________

China firm busted for fake contraceptives ...

12.19.06...

Taxi drivers' knowledge helps their brains grow ...
*via poikilotrm

Head-butt by horse restores man's sight ...

Things you don't see every day ... ...
*via sgt

A classic redhead post ... ... i had a friend with this coloring. she couldn't tan ... not even a tiny bit. she got red and then it went away and she was white again ... and even then she had to cover up and be under an umbrella so she wouldn't burn. we didn't go swimming together often ... i get black.

*via Spitting Image

Volvo safety system for avoiding collisions at low speeds ...

SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box ... ... hahahahah

12.18.06...

Bungee baby's umbilical bounce ... OMG

13-foot pet boa kills owner in Ohio ...my friend's python bit her calf [ she was on the toilet ] ... the bite was huge ... like 6 inches across ... i guess she's lucky he didn't eat her.

XXX ... ... a sexy re-post

The 10 most dangerous play things of all time ... hahaha

Sense of smell 'underestimated' ...

100 Girls and 100 Octopuses ... ... tentacle sex