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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: august 2006 ::... 08.31.06...  Tiny Nepalese teen seeks recognition as world's shortest: just 20 inches tall ... SURI CRUISE’S BABY POOP BRONZED FOR CHARITY ... [ he must think she's a huge fuckin' baby that eats regular food ] Ancient Raptors Likely Feasted On Early Man ...OMG ... terrifying ... big birds picking us up by our heads ... ACK!!! *via JC Armor of God PJs ... *via poikilotrm Spaniards ready for tomato-throwing free for all ... looks like a bosch ... quote: The rules say the tomatoes have to be squashed up a little before they are thrown to make them all the squishier XXX ... ... Ugly Tattoos But Not The Ugliest One ... Di Caprio and Nicholson bolt from bobcat ... 08.30.06...  Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified For Sexual Abuse of Apparatus ... heh heh ... oh so busted ... quote: When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll. *via craigs Nude Britney 'an exception ... XXX ... ... Karr's description emotional, detailed ... this creeps me out ... quote: "I said, Oh JonBenet, you're more powerful in death. I must partake of you, I must partake of you, some way I must partake of you. I must drink you." Cannibal teacher may have had fourth victim ... CLEAN SHAVE ... hahahaha ... [ @ perez hilton's ] World's Smallest Bus-powered DVD Writer from Plextor ... 'Live Forever' greatest song ever ... 08.29.06...  Ancient Mummy Found in Mongolia ... *via Spitting Image Redneck Rocket Launcher Video ... ... *via poikilotrm The Girl and the Beast ... poor kid.... *via JC Lesbian Foot Fetish ... ... They know all about you ... *via pt *via X Palm Defender: designer pepper spray ... you could make a cool custom one ... like on black steel... a ruby crystal snake ... diamond eyes ... Why are sex words our worst swearwords? ... i didn't realize the word fuck had been around so long ... 08.28.06... Behind every man ... Men Can Stop Rape ... *via JC Drug Bust Leaves Moss At Altar ... YGTBFK ... *via Spitting Image HEZBOLLAH DIDN'T WIN ... *via sgt The Most Incredible Knife ... hahahahahaha ... this is handy .... Perfect slave Jana Cova ... ... Scientists Find Memory Molecule ... Volcano Desk Accessory Simulates Nature's Fire ... hmmmm ... 08.27.06...  They Grow Up So Fast! ... now we need a madonna and child in chocolate ... Activist's remark starts FBI probe ... *via Spitting Image Agony and ecstasy: sex advice ... there is a G-spot .....and i've never known a woman that didn't know where her's was located either. maybe i have unusual friends or something.... but there is no question that there is such a thing as a G-spot. KARATE CHOPS ... heh ... quote: ... as well as the self-penned tune, "Talk To My Ass." Nadia- A Six Year Old Tattoo Artis ... Aria Giovanni Blue ... ... It Takes A Lot To Laugh ... ... [ stop that train ...   Jumping Somone Else’s Train ... ] BellSouth drops Internet fee after FCC threat ... 08.26.06... Googlebombing 'failure' ... *via pt Done with the eulogy? Bring out the strippers! ... more on chinese wake parties ... *via craigs Taller people are smarter ... These men think they're about to change the world ... *via pt XXX ... ... Calisphere - A World of Digital Resources ... *via JC Future Plastik Collectable Vinyl Toys and Art ... *via JC Playboy Future Olympians ... ... *via craigs 08.25.06... Police crack down on striptease funerals ... hmmm... they have wake parties Saucy web incentive ... *via craigs Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang, North Korea ... fugly the World Trade Center site in New York, on September 13, 2001 ... *via sgt XXX ... ... The Gullibility Factor test ... 88/100 *via Spitting Image Tesla Roadster Videos ... 08.24.06... Polar bear genitals shrinking due to pollution ... 'Dark matter' is real, U.S. scientists say ... did i post something about this already ???... [ ... i'm having a terrible time concentrating ... i have this fucking brain damage and pisses me off sometimes ... ] Porsche Carrera GT ... ... Fireside Pussy ... ... yeow!!! ... *via craigs Man Charged After Telling Chicago Airport Security His Penis Pump Was a Bomb ... DUH ... i guess his mom would rather he have a bomb than a sex toy... anyway ... why didn't he just whisper to the security person... Fineline Scarification ... omfg ... *via Spitting Image NUDE AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHS - ADDING EROTICISM WITH YOUR DIGITAL CAMERA ... *via zircon enigma 08.23.06... Darwin's Deadly Legacy ... this is bizarre ... and posted twice... it must be my brain damage from the carbon monoxide poisoning. The Celebrity X-Ray Thread ... this is really fun .... heh ... [ hmmmm ... now i feel like i'm nude ... ] *via Unscathed Corpse Women strip to appease rain gods ... *via zircon enigma Osama bin Laden Lusts for Whitney Houston, Talks of Killing Bobby Brown ... ummmmmm ... *via Spitting Image XXX ... ... Five beheaded in India's Assam for "witchcraft" ... *via JC Paramount cuts ties with Tom Cruise: WSJ ... it's like he went mental ... 08.22.06 Strip poker championships bring mass a-peel ... heh heh ... i wonder if leering is OK??? ... quote: “Inappropriate behavior,” will not be tolerated, said the organizers. *via JC Lake Peigneur and the Salt Mine ... ... wow... that's intense Clerics order divorcee to marry a man aged 70 ... wtf ??? ... [ link fixed ] Elke Jeinsen ... ... Hezbollah: Coming Soon To Your Hometown ... Preacher defends belief women can't teach men ... pigman ... Darwin's Deadly Legacy ... this is bizarre ... [ and stupid ] 08.21.06... Chocolatiers see image of Virgin Mary ... the BVM in chocolate ... chocolate mary ... kinda like chocolate elvis. Play Bowmans Online Strip Poker ... ... heh heh ... i won ... and at the end there's a little surprise for y'all !!! Artificial muscles may enable more lifelike color displays ... Iran hosts Holocaust cartoon exhibit ... i thought there was no such thing as the holocaust ...that it never happened ... [ ... so ignorant it's embarrassing !!! ] XXX ... ... Everything I Know About Drugs I Learned From Hollywood ... ... *via scanner Afghanistan to reconstitute religious police ... *via Spitting Image 08.20.06... Space cadet ... ... LSD Tested on British Troops ... hahahaha ... the physical symptoms being laughter ... [ "... with one man climbing a tree to feed the birds" ] *via poikilotrm Hundreds drink 'sweet seawater' ... yuck ... FDA approves viruses as food additive ... Viggy's Goth As Fuck Thread! ... ... Judge's rejection of Bush wiretaps just first round ... Man with two sex organs ... Teen guilty of assault after penis stunt ... seems like a strange thing to do ... it must be a guy thing ... i mean a boy thing ... 08.19.06... India delivers safe sex message with morning papers ... *via sexblog Jet Powered Birdman Suit ... ... whoa!!! ... so fun ... [ the hot H2O bottle gas tanks are funny ... and i wish he'd been wearing the camera so we could see what it was like... it's still fun tho ... steaming it would be interesting ... ] *via poikilotrm Security 'bad news for sex drive' ... no shit ... Peaches ... ... death by caffeine ... heh ... After 227.50 cans of Coca-Cola Zero, you'd be pushing up daisies ... After 78.49 shots of Espresso, you'd be pushing up daisies ... It would take 104.65 cans of Mountain Dew Amp to put you down ... *via unscathed corpse Judge's rejection of Bush wiretaps just first round ... jesus never existed ... flamebait ??? *via sonyaj 08.18.06... Will technology revolutionize boinking? ... Karr says he loved JonBenet 'very much' ... yeah... he loved her and then 'oops... ' ... he killed her ... *via JC Why doesn't America believe in evolution? ... *via craigs OhMiBod ... hhhmmmmm ... this could be fun if it actuallyworks... Heavy petting ... i've seen the dolphin site she refers to but i never believed it was real. ... i still don't. XXX ... ... Lawsuit: Rampaging Squirrel Ruins Trip To Tiffany's ... more fierce squirrels in the news ... *via JC Video: Dead Pets Become Modern Mummies ... ... yikes 08.17.06... Hillbillies Get Owned ... hahahaha ... owned !!! ...[ makes me want to carry a gun ... ] *via pt PHYSICISTS IN JAPAN PLAN TO CREATE NEW UNIVERSE IN LAB ... this is cool ... they're making a wormhole!!! ...quote: "The baby universe has its own space-time and, as this inflates, the pressure from the true vacuum outside its walls continues to constrain it. As these forces compete, the growing baby universe is forced to bubble out from our space-time until its only connection to us is through a narrow space-time tunnel called a wormhole... "*via poikilotrm Arrest made in JonBenet Ramsey case ... wow... i thought it might have been the mother that killed her ... she seemed mental enough to do that. *via JC Aria Giovanni Lesbian scene with Kyla Cole ... ... yummmm ... 'cept i want more... *via craigs Three men in a boat: nine months living on raw fish and the occasional seagull