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...: april 2006 ::..

 

you're not the father ... ... heh heh heh
*via pt

Mexico proposes decriminalising pot and cocaine ... and it will be legal to carry small amounts of heroin????

Guide for the Mexican Migrant ... cool ... how to stay out trouble...
*via zircon

The Jesus cartoons ... hmmm ... no riots


Polyester fabric neutralizes stun gun jolt ... heh ... clothing for criminals
*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ...

Asexuals Unite ... it's safe that's for sure. it's hard to imagine being madly in love with someone and not wanting their body.
*via JC

Houston Teens Won't Face Hate-Crime Charge ... omg ... this is disgusting ...
*via poets girl

04.28.06...

20 Minutes With Ron Jeremy ... funny guy

Tattoos made of 'disappearing' ink ... for wimps

Seattle police kill armed man, one bullet hits gun ...

sex toys or baby toys ... 11/15 ... they all look like sex toys really. ... make sure to look around the site y'all. it's quite an adventure.

AMY GOES HARDCORE ... ...
*via heaven 666

I was just hunting UFOs, says Pentagon's UK hacker ...

Immigrant protest may leave New Yorkers hungry ...

Excerpts of Sago Mine Survivor's Letter ...

04.27.06...

Lightning hits cross, kills five children ... hmmm ... how could the heavens do something so despicable and sacrilegious ...???

Fertility sparks 'male rivalry' ...

Animusic-Pipe Dream ... ...
*via sgt

Holographic Solar ...


*via poikilotrm

MyBoobSite ... ...

The Painful Realities of Hyena Sex ...
*via JC

Photo of the Day Archive ...
*via craigs

lying, polygraph, snow, dogs, iran, oil ... ...

04.26.06...

Will you stand for less room on flights? ... YGTBFK ... quote:

Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness

Green mini-car to beat congestion ...


*via pt

dana ... ...

Beerbelly is a big success ... it doesn't look real to me ...


German brothel ad angers Muslims ... WTF????... ok...so why do they need to be violent??? ...it's bull shit...
*via pt

Maury Povich show hit with sexual harassment suit ...

Gardener found skeleton in soil bag ...

F-22 03-041 Stuck Canopy ...
*via poikilotrm

04.25.06...

Suggestive name puts eatery, city at odds ... heh heh heh ... the pink taco. i'd eat there ...
*via zircon enigma

Lover pulls car to woo woman ...

'Sex in a Spray' Draws Concerns About Age of "McNookie" ... i don't think i want to be more libidinous

xxx ... ...

Save The Internet ... wtf???
*via craigs

Chinese army bans snoring ...

AdWeek Ranks Top Celebrity Advertising Earners ... geez...

Vatican 'may relax condom rules' ...

04.24.06...

Typo Confounds Kryptos Sleuths ...


Man Dies After Being Swallowed by Sinkhole ... omfg

XXX ... ...

Naked man stuck in chimney arrested ...

A Long, Strange Trip to Orgasm ...


*viasexoteric

Rat Nerve Cell Pings Computer Chip ...

What is Business Reply Mail (BRM) ...
*via Spitting Image

04.23.06...

baraka ... ... chant

Clever duck learns to cross the road ... the duck uses the toilet ??? how does it do that ...

Boobdha ...


*via Spitting Image

Study Reveals Young Mars Was A Wet World ... quote:

The new study also revealed what is responsible for Mar's reddish hue: most likely, the researchers say, the red planet gets its color from tiny grains of red hematite or possibly maghemite, two minerals that are riddled with iron.

daisy all tied up ... ...

Liquor control agents, fired for identity theft ...
*via JC

04.22.06... 

California man glues hands and mouths of hostages ...

Charlie Sheen Divorce Bombshell ... divorce is a war about money ...quote:

contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other.

Thai Body Massage ... ... wow...

Fla. Island Residents Besieged by Iguanas ...


*via JC

Movie review: ‘The Notorious Bettie Page' ...

New Bush Policy: All Gays Should Be Celibate ...

New Detectors Sniff Terrorists' Scents ...


*via JC

XXX ... ...

04.21.06... 

Men hallucinate after eating fish ...
*via Spitting Image

Phony doctor gives free breast exams ... a stranger knocks on your door and says he's a doctor and he wants to examine your breasts... what do you do??? ........

Bucking Convention ... wahoo... it's buck and his mangina ...


Supercar - Be ...

Problem at Durham University ... hahahaha ... eeeewwww
*via craigs

DeLand mystery: X-rated actress in kiddie game ...
*via zircon enigma

Coca-Cola Blak ... ... i tried it ... it's yummy but it's too expensive ...

04.20.06...

Sex cues ruin men's decisiveness ...

Watching the brain 'switch off' self-awareness ...

imagine this ... ... sad ...
*via JC

Global sex survey shows men get more satisfaction ...

Samuel Beckett ... i failed the test. i've never heard of most of these people ...

The Robotic Chair, 2006 ... ... hahaha ... this chair falls apart and then pulls itself back together again.

... ...


Asian Chicks Prove They Can be White Trash Too ... ...
*via heaven 666

04.19.06...

EXCLUSIVE: TOM CHEWS ... WTF??? ...tom cruise wants to eat the baby's placenta

Cruise, Holmes welcome baby girl ...

Sex expert says German cannibal had no urge to kill ... no... but he wanted to eat that guy... it wasn't just the guy wanting to be eaten.

XXX ... ...

Man Ticketed For Changing Red Lights To Green ... heh heh ... cool device...
*via zircon enigma

WingMan Condom Applicator ...

You Call This a Wetland? ... YGTBFK ...
*via zircon enigma

Calif. panel advises no cooling seawater at new plants ...

Man trading up from paper clip to house ...

04.18.06...

Video: How Tattooed People Are Abused ... ... heh heh

Sunny Leone ... ... yummmmm

Why Stars Name Babies Moxie, Moses and Apple ...

Beachcomber’s foot infected ... as i mentioned i got two ear infections at the same time from the water on maui... it's filthy
*via hawaiian jim

The Top 15 Skylines in the World v3.0 ... a different set


A high-tech way to defrost ...

The Year in Images JPL 2005 ... photo essay is cool...

04.17.06...

Brad's tattoo blessing ... twitt got a maddox mohawk too. i bet she still won't marry him... ever.


Second hospital worker arrested on sex charge ... omfg ... it creeps me out...one kid was brain damaged and the other was in intensive care... and i'm sure they'll find others.
*via JC

CEOs say how you treat a waiter can predict a lot about character ... that's for sure ... quote:

"Why would people treat me differently? Your value system and ethics need to be constant at all times regardless of who you are dealing with."
*via poets girl

XXX ... ...
*via Sexoteric

... heh... a woofer


Dungeon Escape ... ... i love this...
*via sgt

Okla. suspect wrote of 'weird' fantasies ... obviously he is totally BORING

Hurry Up, Rapture ... the rapture is a strange concept. its sort of like dieing a martyr and winding up with 72 virgins. how do people come up with these ideas????

04.16.06...

The Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator ... ... Union of Concerned Scientists. it's nice to know the facts ...

Chinese man undergoes face transplant ... omg ...

Serbian prisoner sews lips and tongue to avoid court hearing in robbery case ...

XXX ... ...

Cheney Authorized Leak Of CIA Report, Libby Says ... [eeewww ... he swallows that nasty peroxide all day.... yuck]

Fore-edge Painting ... ... wow


Woman's body in bedsit for years ... she must look like norman bates' mother except she watches TV.

Kenny Chesney's Not A Flaming Homo After All ... i wonder how much he's paying that 'country western singing stewardess' woman to lie??

04.15.06... 

The Notorious Bettie Page ...cool... a bettie page movie is coming out this month. ... [BTW... bad girls really do go everywhere]

Flex Appeal ...