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Prophet' summons UFO for camera ... ... and there will be more sightings next week??? in vegas... we're about to make contact ...

Brad Pitt to Work With Frank Gehry Designing Hove ... wtf???

Transgender Band to Release Nude Photo Album ...


Battle of the psychologists in sex abuse case ... right ... quote:

She, too, did not perceive the children as sex objects and insisted that a photograph of her apparently performing oral sex on her 8-year-old son was just her lubricating his sore penis.

XXX ...


*via Spitting Image

05.30.05... Kids Make Video In Walmart ... ... HAH AAAHAHH ... so funny

XXX ...

Man, 66, killed accidentally by sledgehammer wielded against bat ...


Mom Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Teen ... 9063 be careful y'all... snitches are everywhere.

Robby Gordon says Patrick has an unfair advantage ...


`Parking Nazi' charge shocks suspect's partner ...

Kids Make Video In Walmart ... ... HAH AAAHAHH ... so funny

XXX ...

Man, 66, killed accidentally by sledgehammer wielded against bat ...


Mom Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Teen ... be careful y'all... snitches are everywhere.

Robby Gordon says Patrick has an unfair advantage ...


`Parking Nazi' charge shocks suspect's partner ...

05.29.05... Lust Strikes Both Genders Daily ... well... it certainly strikes me several times a day.

Eva Longoria ... ... nice

11 steps to a better brain ... this is cool... i'll be thinking a lot about my gluts and thighs. ... quote:

In 2001, researchers at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation in Ohio asked volunteers to spend just 15 minutes a day thinking about exercising their biceps. After 12 weeks, their arms were 13 per cent stronger.
*via sgt

The Case of the Female Orgasm ...

Man strangles his penis-pulling partner ...


'Other woman' rumours hit home for Jolie ... uhh ... can we believe this???

"Four More Years: The Supreme Court" ...
*via JC

05.28.05...


*via JC

Chantelle ... ... xtreme poses

Nothing is Sacred ... ... heh heh ... hmmmmm ... a bible burning... does this mean christians somewhere in the world will begin rioting and people will be killed???
*via chaotic truth

Music gigs better than SEX ... hmmmm ... in some ways...
*via attu sees all

Hospitals Ignore Rape Victim Law ... WTF???
*via JC

suicide girls ... tats ...

erotikknett ...

05.27.05... A step-by-step guide to charisma ... hmmmm ...
*via pt

Man Gets 20 Days in Toy Banana Flashing ...

PHALLIC LOGO AWARDS ...
*via poikilotrm

SpywareBlaster 3.4 ...
*via raj


CIA Overseeing 3-Day War Game on Internet ...

Pregnant student banned from graduation walks stage anyway ... good for her!!! ... [hypocrites] ... quote:

The father of Cosby's child also is a senior at the school. He was allowed to participate in graduation.
*via JC

Suntan Oil Helps Woman Escape Attacker ... !!!

05.26.05... Suspicious package was fake foot-long plastic penis ...

aria as cowgirl ... ... mmmmm

Revealed: health fears over secret study into GM food ...it would seem that any chemical changes in what we injest would be mirrored in the body somehow. ... quote:

Rats fed GM corn due for sale in Britain developed abnormalities in blood and kidneys

The cybernetic sausage parrot ... ...

Drug to treat premature ejaculation increases sexual stamina threefold ...
*via pt

ACLU Pizza ... ...
*via colin

Media Often Ignore Women as Sources, New Study Finds ...
*via JC

Self-immolation by women in Afghanistan ... OMG ... these poor women.
*via Spitting Image

05.25.05...


District Apologizes To Student Identified As 'Black Girl' In Yearbook ... wtf???


strange russian porn ...
*via JC

Nurse hid patients from surgeon dubbed 'Dr Death' ... OMFG


Paris Hilton burger cavort crashes website ... hahaha


05.24.05... Target marketing via RFID to debut in Seattle ...

aria striptease on the balcony ... ... it's fun having girls dance for you, isn't it? aria's in L.A. for this shoot.... the road in the background is some part of Mulholland. [L.A. is beautiful ... BTW....] .. mmmmmm ...she has nice strong legs.
*via colin

... well... this looks too much like cheap fucking cheesecloth ... bandage like ... ??? wound chic ???


*via JC

BABE-O-RAMA ... ... hahahahaha ...
*via daniel


Sex Advice - Straight or Bi ... neither ... i think she's gay ...

Wormhole 'no use' for time travel ...

05.23.05... Creation Museum Sparks Evolution Debate ... and of course the Earth is only 6000 years-old. WTF??? ... this is a platform for his hate.

... Erotica LA will be happening here in june. my friend, the blacksun products guy, will be there and he said he would give me a toy if i visited him. he also said aria was there last year and that he spoke with her briefly. how fun ... he thinks she'll be there this year too.


aria fisting herself ... ...heh heh ... [BTW ... i could only view it in IE]
*via poikilotrm and gregulator

2050 - and immortality is within our grasp ...

ISRAELI GAYS SEEK ARAB GOYS FOR MIDEAST MAN-LOVE 'ART' ...

*via Spitting Image

 

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Yankee
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
*via zircon

No more breast-milk banquets in China ...

05.22.05... Swedish soldiers in kosovo ... ... hahaha ...
*via poikilotrm

hapland ... ...

All males: Beware the penis fly trap ...

Gun Safety 101 Sparks Debate ... people should know how to handle guns... they're everywhere...

Norwegian penis ring 'can help impotent men' ... no shit

Elkhart boy trapped inside toy machine for an hour ... i've wanted to crawl into that thing before ... and it's hard to resist putting your arm up there.

BitTorrent Goes Trackerless ...

05.21.05...


*via skeeter

Cocaine ignored as sniffer dogs go soft ...


xxx ... same couple... same shoot ... different set.

Real-time Forecast of Earthquake Hazard in the Next 24 Hours ... LA has at least one more day apparently.
*Via Spitting Image


*via raj

Chief Of Police Who Received Verichip Advocates Forced Government Chipping To Buy And Sell ...
*via poikilotrm

Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis ...

05.20.05 ... Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers ... heh heh ... stim-u-later.
*via poikilotrm

Coach company uses spray to stop old folk snoring ... i didn't think that stuff really worked. well... it doesn't work for anyone i know.

...

Blade left inside heart patient ... again??? ...

ariel atom 2 ... ... i want one


*via poikilotrm

Archaeologists Unearth 5,000-Year-Old Jars ...

Caveman goes shopping in British Museum ... this is like something jeffrey valance would do.

Red is the colour if winning is your game ... red is [ red's?] my favorite color ...

05.19.05... Hostile Grackles Attack People in Houston ... omfg ... [of course i don't know what a grackle is... but it sounds horrible... and huge] ...i wonder why they did this??? ... quote:

The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face.

Mime artist claims to recognize piano man ...

Sex blogger sued for invasion of privacy ... whoa ...

xxx ...

Robots start work at London hospital ...

Virtual reality therapy may ease fear of public speaking ...

...


*via s_s

05.18.05... Study: Exotic Names Don't Make Grade For Black Students ... quote:

Children With Asian-Sounding Names Considered Brighter
*via Spitting Image

Firefox Users Monkey With the Web ...


XXX ... ... yum... my fave is video #3


CENTERFOLDS Archive ... ...
*via pt

Review - The Force is Strong in Last 'Star Wars' Tale ...

05.17.05... store wars ...


XXX ...

Do you know this man? Mystery of the silent, talented piano player who lives for his music ...
*via pt

Centrifugal weapon could deliver stealth firepower ...

Care for some maggots with your salad? ...

fast turtle chases a dog ... ... that turtle can run. of course the dog is old... but still... the turtle like ... trots ...

05.16.05... A Day in the Life of Aria Giovanni - Aria's Delicious Photo Shoot ... ... omfg... i'm in heaven...
*via pt

Clitoris captured alive and well ... and it's huge. that must be what we feel when we [women] get that elevator-like sexual feeling thing that happens when we want someone.

... wow


*via pt

Britney gives up sexy image for comfort ... bad news for her husband.

Fonda factor: See Jane morph ...

Sophie Marceau nipple slip at Cannes ... ... heh heh ... [nice nipples]

depredation ...

Computer sits in an aquarium filled with oil -- and still works ...
*via sgt

05.15.05... New ‘Nuclear Battery’ Runs 10 Years, 10 Times More Powerful ...

XXX ... ... mmmmm ... slippery ....[totally hot lingerie too]... [warning ... not for dial-up]

Teen stripping video heightens scandal ... see the video here.
*via catalin

Gangsta Police Attack Dogs ... ... whoa...

Buddha broth sells for $263 a bowl ...


*via s_s

How to Search for MP3s using Google - Automated! ...

THE TOFU HUT ... cool... audioblogging... mp3 bloggers
*via Spitting Image

05.14.05...


*via JC

Psych test for man who skinned mother ... OMFG ... quote:

He was seen directing traffic in her skin as he recited texts from the Bible.
*via pt