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06.30.05... Baby given overdose of testosterone ... OMG

Fat pie thief gets stuck in window ...

Herman 'under lover's control' ...
*via JC

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank ... YGTBFK??? ... there are some things i will never 'get'...
*via Spitting Image

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Louisiana woman claims she found finger in Applebee's salad ... and this one's real??? ...quote:

An Applebee's source told TSG that a male employee sliced off a chunk of his finger while cutting chicken and that the severed portion could not be immediately retrieved because it landed in a "to go order."

Abdul Urges Tough Nail Salon Standards ... quote:

"I was publicly humiliated," Abdul said in her closing statement. "That is why with an open heart and a selfless agenda, I implore you to pass this bill."
*via Spitting Image

06.29.05... King Kong trailer ... ... WHOA!

Bob Dylan signs deal with Starbucks ...

... push-up underwear ...


Miss Transvestite ...
*via Spitting Image

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Images, Desires & Cave Man Morality ...

marilyn manson - personal jesus ...

06.28.05... SCIENTISTS have created zombie dogs ...

Erotic Telepathy ... mmmmmmm
*via Spitting Image


Cruise wants ex wife Kidman at wedding ... cruise has gone over the edge.

... ... very very fun ...


*via daniel [from phun.org]

The power of suggestion lingers ...

limbermen ...

06.27.05... Pakistan police fired in lip-sewing probe ... OMFG

Japanese robot guards to patrol shops and offices ...

XXX ... ...

Cities Celebrate 35 Years of Gay Pride ...


'Surgeon' uses one knife to circumcise 28 boys ...


*via Spitting Image

I believe my bunny was beheaded ...

david bowie - i'm afraid of americans ...

06.26.05... kimmie's back y'all ..... now we get to play again ...

Rethinking the File-Swap Morass ... it's about time. ... duh! ... quote:

"There are only two options here," said Michael Goodman, an analyst at The Yankee Group market research firm. "You either license it — and you find a way to license it and monetize it — or you don't license it and it gets traded anyway."

Poisonous moonshine kills 21 in Kenya ... geez ...

... so ... she looks good. she's definitely cleaned up that skanky act. [these images are hi-res and large but they're optimized.]


Online Porn Dodges Major Bullet ...

jake shimabukuro ... ... whoa... beautiful. [midnight ukelele]

xxx ... ... short and sweet.

Audio system interfacing with Lighting ... cool....


06..25.05 ...

... omg, they're gorgeous ...


New model 'permits time travel' ...
*via sgt

aria and victoria ...

Man sells 'shower Jesus' for $2 000 ...he sold it ...

House restores public broadcast funds ... now all that needs to be done is to repeal that petty new constitutional amendment. ...wtf??? ... this administration was and is determined to change the constitution. ... why?
*via Spitting Image

Latino Vs. Skin head fight ... ... ha ha ha... the skinhead lost

Scorned woman, 78, accused of killing beau, 85, at senior home ... YGTBFK??? ... he dumped her.

Iraq Leader Avoids Shaking Women's Hands ...
*via JC

Lil Kim To Be Sentenced Today ...

06.24.05... Boy, 10, Critical After Tiger, Lion Attack ...


Jennifer Aniston's revenge advice ... quote:

"Jennifer has said she did want babies and that starting a family wasn't the issue.
The issue was that Brad cheated"

Fist for fantasy ...

aria ... virtual lap dance ... ... how funny

chemical brothers - believe ...

Snapping turtle bit boy's penis ...

Want fries with that whale burger? ...
*via poikilotrm

06.23.04... Grandfather kills leopard with his hands ... omg ... wow


Why your brain has a ‘Jennifer Aniston cell’ ...

voluptuous aria ...

stick avalanche ...

Physicists create artificial cricket hairs ...

Nipple Slip Only Second Most Embarrassing Fear ...
*via attu sees all

12 police officers injured in Italy after about 200 brawl, attack officers ...

06.22.05... Jacko popping up on the net ... heh heh heh... i guess it's not necessary to find an image of mary or jesus to exploit. ... anyone can be on toast. ...


Lions save child from abduction in Ethiopia ... wow .... quote:

“They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest,”

xxx ... ... huge beautiful hi-res images [that's a warning]

Iron Age woman preserved in bog ...

Pimp gets KO'd by Karate expert ... ... heh

Vaporizer Lets Marijuana Users Inhale Without The Smoke ...

Boy 'starts having periods' ... wtf???


*via JC

06.21.05... Women fall into 'trance' during orgasm ...

ALTERNATIVE IMAGING ... i'm going to see a tattoo artist tomorrow. his work is awesome. i want him to add a few things to my back piece. ... [ so far ... i have a 14" red african bush viper... looking at you.] ... i want him to add some jungle and a couple of other secret things and then what ever else he has in mind of course. it's going to be gorgeous. ... and i am excited!!! ... aaaayyyiii
*via Spitting Image

Scan spots women faking orgasms ... you have to fake it sometimes or you wouldn't be able to escape. [Interesting article] ... quote:

In women, turning off fear and anxiety is key, while men need to know they will be physically stimulated.

Row over German zoo's Africa show ... this is odd

European angst explored in Venice ... i love this tampon chandalier. i wish i'd thought of it. but if i had thought of it i would be in the biannle ... rght???.

Gay patients' discrimination fear ... yeah... quote:

"Sexual orientation should be included in the medical school curriculum and will help create a health service environment where all doctors can achieve their full potential and all patients be treated with the respect they deserve."

06.20.05... ELECTRA DENIES BEING A NYMPHOMANIAC ...

Vixen Haley ...

Pornography purveyors sue AG in federal court ...


Canadian military has first gay wedding years after guidelines issued ...

... ... strange indeed. are pix of sexing a mannequin work safe? ...


Two teachers quit over naked photos of students ... this doesn't seem so bad to me...

06.19.05... well ... i totally fucked the up the comments yesterday. i don't know what could have happened....... maybe it was the macaroons... hahaha

Crucified nun dies in 'exorcism' ... omfg ... it's sickness to be this unfeeling. ...it really is... quote:

"God has performed a miracle for her, finally Irina is delivered from evil,"
*via Spitting Image

Woman wakes up next to dead lover three days after suicide pact ... well that didn't work. she's still in debt except now she's alone.

e3girls ... ygtbfk??? ... game booth stars??? ... omg ... geekdom stars.

... ... hmmmmm ... candelabra licking ...


*via JC

i did it for science ... hahaha ... me too. ... repeatedly ...

.... wow ... this is a diamond laptop y'all ... it looks like a purse [???wtf???].


*via sgt

06.18.05...


Cheerleaders disciplined for feces pizza ...

Water-stained Jesus image going on block ... heh heh ... shower jesus. [this sure is an easy way to make money. i'm going to look for jesus everywhere now...]


candice diaz ... ...

Man eats wife, chokes and dies ... omfg ... [he deserved to choke and die. it's not right to eat your wife's face.]

Oregon cat born with two faces ... poor little thing


Amazing BreakDance Moves ... ... whoa ... this dude is strong! ... gymnastic moves.

Arroyo's alleged words on vote-rigging become Philippines' top cellphone ring tone ... hahaha ....

06.17.05 ... Deep, Dark Secrets of His and Her Brains ...

Blue Law Makes Webmasters See Red ... wtf??? ...

BILLY BOB THORNTON ... says jolie is a bad lay. i find that hard to believe. she has a reputation to live up to.


xxx ... ... omg .... yummmm

Brazilian doctors uncover 'Michelangelo code' ...

Steve, Don't Eat It! ... more from this funny guy.
*via pt

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homemade tank ... ... wow ... intense...

06.16.05... The Sideshow Has Left Town ... !!!
*via JC

Faux Queen Contest: ... john said a faux queen is a woman who enjoys dressing like a drag queen. it looks like fun ...


*via Spitting Image

A Woman's Guide To Getting Into the Porn Industry ... well... this is handy.

... ... yee haa!... it's aria .....


Pilots in Mo. Jet Crash Wanted to Have Fun ... sad

cool toy ... ... whoa...

Prison Wine ... hahahaha ...

Walk slowly for weight loss, according to University of Colorado study ... quote:

the results show that people who walk a mile at a leisurely pace burn more calories than if they walk a mile at their normal pace.

06.15.05... Rogue plumber 'added something to the water' ... disgusting pig


POLICE ORGY ...

419 million to one chance pays off for Pennsylvania woman twice lucky ... WTF??? ...

Jessica Alba Nipple Slip Pictures ... it's more like a nipple plan.

Artist Cranks Up No-Name Rants ... heh heh ... i listened to one call and it was stupid. the lady talked about me going to heaven of i believed in Jesus... like we don't hear enough of that already. but then ... this is about free speech not originality. ... quote:

another offers a bizarre performance of the theme song from Beverly Hills Cop in the voice of a chicken.

What Are You Going to Do with That? ... hmmmm
*via Spitting Image

Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life ... not soon enough . ... quote:

"I don't enjoy going out anymore," ... "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, `Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, `These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'"

06.14.05... Jackson not guilty on all counts ... as it should be... quote:

“I think we all just looked at the evidence and pretty much agreed,” said juror No. 5, a 79-year-old widow, at a news conference after the verdict.


Man missing penis strolls Jerusalem ...

celebrity feet ... ... [and other body parts too] ... eddie loves toes.... yes?


*via Spitting Image

xxx ... ...

Japan heralds first 'phishing scam' arrest ...


06.13.05... My Way ... sid viscious ... ... classic

Venice arts Biennale to open with first edition run by women ... yee haa! it's about fuckin time. check out this tampon chandelier ... heh