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...: july 2005::..

07.31.05 ... Hendrix 'quit army with gay lie' ...

Fox TV probing 'American Idol' sex claims ... busted ...


there are some new images here ...

summer ...

Grandma Gets Shocked, Probation ... [link fixed ... i hope]

Australian smokers to be extinct by 2030 ... quote:

Smoking will be virtually extinct in Australia within 25 years and more frowned upon than spitting in the street,

Taste test for underwater cheese ... heh ... they lost their cheese.

07.30.05... Hendrix 'quit army with gay lie' ...

Fox TV probing 'American Idol' sex claims ... busted ...


there are some new images here ...

summer ...

Grandma Gets Shocked, Probation ...

Australian smokers to be extinct by 2030 ... quote:

Smoking will be virtually extinct in Australia within 25 years and more frowned upon than spitting in the street,

Taste test for underwater cheese ... heh ... they lost their cheese.

07.30.05... Evolution's big secret: It's survival of the funnest ... yee haaa! ...


*via blacksun products

Water ice in crater at Martian north pole ...


XXX ... ...

max graham vs. YES -owner of a lonely heart [remix] ... ... soooo fun.
*via Yukonsue

Jolie moves in with Pitt  ... omg...

Lost-And-Found Coke ...
*via JC

big ad ... ... hahaha ... now i need a beer.
*Via poikilotrm

07.29.05... Museum invites visitors to bare all for show ...

Man arrested for allegedly throwing his new bride off a cliff ...


*via
attu sees all

XXX ... ...

Nanocell's double hit on cancer ... coooool


Dead woman hit by stray bullet during wake ...

07.28.05... Teen who threw up on teacher sentenced to clean vomit from police cars ... heh

Jessica Alba's monkey business ... heh heh ... monkeys are terrifying. even jeff corwin thinks so.

XXX ... ...

Japanese develop 'female' android ... her hands look kinda weird and they appear to be useless.


girl fun... in real mud ... ...

‘Worthless’ gifts get the goods ...

Synaesthesia Experts Richard Cytowic & Hinderk Emrich by Sputnik, Inc. ...
*via Spitting Image

3rdWorldBombSquad ... ... pretty sad ...
*via poikilotrm

07.27.05...


Palestinian forces 'in disarray'

Norton airport rage at Jolie kid ... who's george norton???

XXX ... ...

Glowing Breast Implants ...
*via Spitting Image

07.26.05...

Ancient dildo unearthed in cave ...


Woman receives eight years in attack on ex-boyfriend ... vicious crime ...
*via Spitting Image

XXX ... ...

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment ...

OfficeGuns ... heh


melissa midwest ... ...
*via your dirty mind

Using GoogleMaps to find free WiFi ...

The Power of Nightmares ... ...this sounds interesting ... but the download is huge and i'm getting bored waiting... if anyone watches it let us know about it

07.25.05... Killer eel strikes again ...


*via JC

Brazil spurns US terms for Aids help ...

XXX ... ... [high res]

Vegetarian gags on finger snack ... ygtbfk ...

_________________________


the Ham
(39% dark, 65% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people
your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on dark
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test

Councillor who wanted to marry Clinton’s daughter ... quote:

He offered to pay 20 head of beef cattle and 40 goats to the Clintons in accordance to African traditions.
*via nerve


... poor thing. omg... how does this happen? i mean ...did he like push his whole head into the porcupine???

07.24.05... Canada wins dumbest gov't at World Stupidity Awards ... hahahaha ... quote:

Conservative columnist Ann Coulter won the award as Stupidest Man of the Year.


xxx ...

Ultra Disguise Kits ... heh heh heh


Man Forced to Wear Sign for Animal Cruelty ... [no one said any bad things to me when i had to wear an 'i chew gum' sign]



Zombie debt collectors dig up your old mistakes ... these are good things to know

07.23.05...


The Evolution of Frankenfoods? ... [the term buckyball isn't fanciful. weird...] quote:

These materials go by often fanciful names such as buckyballs (60 carbon atoms shaped like a mini-soccer ball),
*via JC

xxx ...

3 arrested as cross-border tunnel found ... wow ... i wonder how many tunnels really exist???


*via Spitting Image

picking up girls made easy ... ... hmmmm ... [take notes y'all... ... you know ... when people use these lines on you... you know it's a line. but used the right way it's OK that it's a line. it's still fun ... it's charm that makes the difference...]
*via fleshbot

Courtney Love Rushed To Los Angeles Hospital ...

helping the nation orgasm ...

Skateboarder Branded By Manhole Cover Sues Con Ed ...

07.22.05... Interactive Food ...
*via Spitting Image

Japanese researchers unlock mysteries of drunkenness ...

Congress to add 2 months to Daylight Savings Time ...

VULVA - authentically natural vaginal flavor ... ... wtf??? is this for times when we can't have a woman or something???

thermal chants ... ... fireorgan movie


'Human-brained' monkeys ...

Father Kills Son, 3, for Being “Gay” ... sigh ... [what's with florida anyway??? they're way weirder than anything here in L.A.]

Britney, Kevin spoof own image in mag ...

07.21.05... Japanese bank combines ATM with slot machine ... this is fun

Man found in women's outhouse says he lost ring ... update... there was no ring found. ... omfg ... it's hard to imagine someone even having this fetish. yuck... wtf???

aria interview ... ... quote:

"i really don't have a problem being naked"
*via zircon

newest firefox [1.0.6] update ...
*via raj

... images are large and high res

*via JC

XXX ...

Man offers to donate penis for odd woman ...

Wife of Banning teacher held for trial on murder charge ... her BS alibi is laughable. ... heh heh ... really

07.20.05... Lust for 3-in-bed sex ... jude the dude is a shit... and i thought he was cute ... but now he does too many stupid things to be really attractive. why was he engaged anyway???

N Cape man loses tongue in kissing incident ... serves him right

Pam helps Courtney lose the flab ... losing weight is a good idea. she's not looking sexy like this ... and i actually prefer people who weigh a little too much. but not this time ... [she got her baby back] ....... quote:

"She's like my personal trainer. I'm a size 30 jeans now."


XXX ... ... [the dark haired woman had her nails trimmed ... i guess she knew she that she would be doing the hand action... heh]

Sasquatch sighting reported in Yukon ... ...

Study sings praises of motoring music ...


*via skeeter

Mind May Affect Machines ... makes sense to me...

07.19.05... Ancient Roman dies saving Pompeii silver ...


Australian loses nose in film fracas ... yikes!!!

XXX ...


*via JC

Caught on Video: Marlin Attacks Fisherman ... ... whoa ... intense


Stray dogs wipe out birds ...

07.18.05... Britney's reality TV birth ...OMG ... quote:

Britney is reportedly to give birth listening to Disney tunes
*via
attu sees all

Ukrainian vampire drugged children and drank their blood ... wtf??? ... quote:

Detectives found seven drugged children strapped to beds and benches, and a large, black knife and silver goblet engraved with satanic symbols.

Sandra Bullock marries reality TV star ... she married jesse james! [he dumped his wife and baby] ... quote:

the pair arrived in a red monster truck with James driving.


Poker player takes the house in Las Vegas ... wow

Mouse made her yogurt 'taste funny' ... again??? ...eeewww ...it's disgusting...

... this guy takes pictures of huge piles of nude people ... in different locations. i mean... why do we need to see the same thing over and over when you can't determine the location anyway and piles of nude bodies all look alike. it's like a one line joke.

As fresh wave of violence hits Iraq, Reid hints at UK pullout ...

07.17.05... The Logic of Suicide Terrorism ...
*via JC

Prayer 'doesn't cure the sick' ... i've noticed that ... quote:

But in both groups, the patients who received the "music, imagery and touch" treatment did get a perceptible benefit.

Holy fem-bot, Batman! ...


*via JC