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01.31.05... ARIA ... ... yeow ... hot hot hot ... [she doesn't have to do much to look delicious] ... omg ... she's breath taking.

The Hedonistic Imperative - Hardcore Hedonism in the Third Millenium ... sounds like heaven. ... quote:

The advent of utopian biotechnology permits our genetically enriched descendants to be animated by gradients of immense well-being - in contrast to our animalistic mix of pleasure and pain.

FIT AT AGE 3 TURNS DAN INTO WHIZ ... WOW ... IMHO everyone is *all knowing* but most of us don't have access to that knowledge ... yet. ... this kids life sounds beautiful. ...quote:

'TAUGHT himself Finnish, Spanish, Lithuanian, Esperanto, Romanian, Russian and Arabic - and created two of his own languages called Lapsi and Uusisuom
*via pt


About a boy ...


*via colin

Lesbian Set Ex-Lover and Girlfriend Alight on Bed, Jury Told ... oops! ... i dropped the lighter...

brad and jen sing "my boo!" ... ... this'll have you hurling chunks.

01.30.05... Tooth-brushing epilepsy with ictal orgasms. ... wow ...
*via Spitting Image

Christian couple accidentally buy porn ... heh heh heh... and they accidentally watched it too ... quote:

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms ...

XXX ...

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hahahahaha ... ...
*via poikilotrm


Fisherman chokes on live fish ... choking to death like this isn't all that uncommon. some people must think it's funny ..to pretend like they're going to drop a fish down their throat... and then it slips out of their fingers ... the fish swim tries to escape down their throat.

01.29.05... Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy ... WHOA! ...
*via keith

Durham ‘Snipper’ suspect indicted ... the idea of someone cutting off my clothes while i am asleep creeps me right out. ... quote:

Gelinas is the only suspect in a string of burglaries in downtown Durham in the summer of 2003, where sleeping victims reported having their clothes cut off by an intruder.

The Baby From Krypton ...


*via poikilotrm

Germany proposes hefty fines for spammers ...


Tattoos tout Martha, earns cash ... duh!...quote:

"I figure instead of people wearing a Tommy Hilfiger logo on their shirt, they can wear the actual logo on their arm."

77th Academy Awards Nomination Announcement Press Kit ...
*via Spitting Image

01.28.05... ... awesome ...


FAQ On Semen ...

Aria Giovanni ... ... aaahhhhh aria ...

Jenna Jameson hawks cell phone ‘moan tones’ ... heh

Approval for first red light zone ... hmmm

The Baby From Krypton ...

The Porn Tape on the Bus Goes Round and Round ...

XXX ...

01.27.05... Filling a Niche. So To Speak ... YGTBFK ... how to stay dry during sex?

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Pheromone spray ups post-menopausal romance ... wow...


In pictures: Shooting in Tal Afar ...

virtual stan ... ...


*via Spitting Image

Timberlake's mother opposes wedding ...

01.26.05... Weeping Madonna statue mystery ...

Nadine Hard Cop ... ...


Grade-Schoolers Try to Hijack School Bus ...

Core! What a massive waste ... bureaucratic stupidity ...
*via pt

sophie and electra ...

Truth to Power ...


*via JC

Woman hospitalised by tiger painting ...

01.25.05... US plans 'robot troops' for Iraq ... whoa...[there must be a lot of robots.] i wonder how fast they can go? ... wow ... quote:

Mr Quinn says there are plans to replace the computer screen, joysticks and keypad in the remote-control unit with a Gameboy-style controller and virtual-reality goggles.


Woman Promotes the Right to Go Topless ... cool ... this should be interesting. ... quote:

"I support breast equality"
*via raj

kimmy's choice ... ... Brazilian ... yummmm

Jumbo squid wash up in California ...


Light ideas promote easy sleeping ... quote:

Her "Walls With Ears" installation comes to life as it reacts to ambient noise levels -- the louder the space, the brighter the wallpaper glows.

The British Girls Adult Film Database ... i wish they had a database for the states. [L.A. alone would have the more pornstars than any state. ]
*via JC

01.24.05... Man found after weeks in cave ...
*via pt

Caution Urged Over Portrayal Of Wicca In Popular Teen Magazine ... so good is really evil .... right?
*via Spitting Image

... ... aaaahhhhh .... summer ... looking forward to it.... [mmmmm ... it's such a sensual time of year]


*via Sensual Liberation Army

'Horror-porn' suit tossed ...

Evidence May Back Human Sacrifice Claims ... [ouch ... i have a bone infection and it hurts like hell sometimes] ... quote:

All shared one feature: serious cavities, abscesses or bone infections painful enough to make them cry.

Uma Thurman @ the beach ... ...

'Morning After' Treatment Advised to Prevent AIDS ... wow ...

50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004 ...

01.23.05...


*via JC

Mom Accused Of Giving Crack To 4-Year-Old ...

on-line eye chart ...
*via poikilotrm


*via squiddy

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Mommy Rock ...
*via Spitting Image

Past could play key role in Jackson trial ... he touched them when they were sleeping ... wow

Desperate man goes under the knife - alone ... ygtbk ...

01.22.05... Protesters target Bush's inauguration ...

Norway to kill 25% of its wolves ... this is sad ...


Being an Essay on Sex and Sex Magick ... Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. The word of Sin is Restriction.
*via JC



cool animation ...

Methane rain, river beds found on Titan ... hellish turrain...

Arnie is being sued by a UK TV presenter ... wtf?

Mobiles get set for visual radio ...

01.21.04... whoa! ... ... i can't believe she did this ... she hurt her head but the guys don't seem to notice.

Surgery transforms life of Ryan ...


... courtney gained weight in rehab ... that's better than being all skinny like she was when she went in.



Giant humanoid will fire flames ... more on this guy's mecha...

,,, ... what does this tat say?


XXX ...

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01.20.05...


XXX ... ... i love hentai ...

Bush Inauguration ...
*via JC

Driver in grisly suicide ... OMFG ... why be so dramatic? ... wtf???


WD-40 adds coke-busting to its list of handy household chores ... quote:

“It makes the blood vessels in the nose bleed; at first I found tissues and pools of blood. It’s proving very effective.”
*via pt
 

XXX ... ...

01.19.05... Women need that healthy touch ... YES! ... quote:

The finding, however, only holds true for women. As for men, they might as well chill out on the sofa. Stroking has no perceptible effect on their blood pressure.
*via poikilotrm


*via JC

Toothbrush cut from stomach after 22 years ... how can you swallow a toothbrush without realizing it???

small but tough ... ... OMG ... this is so bad ... heh heh heh

Spray-On Solar-Power Cells Are True Breakthrough ... whoa! this is way cool.... hmmmm... a solar powered sweater... how will our bodies will respond to all that added electricity circulating around us? ... that could be really intense ... maybe we could vibrate....

Like paint, the composite can be sprayed onto other materials and used as portable electricity. A sweater coated in the material could power a cell phone or other wireless devices.

Anna Kournikova ...

Photos show Huygens landed in Titanian mud ...

They did it their way ...
*via JC

01.18.05... New MyDoom Uses Password Porn Access Promise ...

Living' robots powered by muscle ...


Ironic twist in award to advocate for gays ... quote:

"I am very aware that my mom was sued for (child) custody on the basis of her homosexuality,'' she said. "Mom has raised me with an extremely open mind and taught me about different cultures, different types of families ... and I am very blessed to have been given that gift.''

Sperm race TV show launched in Germany ...
*via eddie

Masturbating boys cause a stir ... i'd hate that ...wtf??? ... gross...

*via JC

Oh my disgusting ... ... WARNING! ...SELF-MUTILATION... omfg... this is a series of pix of a guy cutting into his own penis. i have only looked at the first two images, the second one showed him putting little tourniquets on his dick... i'm not going to look any further... but it's here for those of you who have their freak-on.

*via pt

Colorado man discovers nail embedded in skull - 6 days after accident ...

xxx ... ... yikes ... intense ...

Truth about Madonna cult ...
*via JC

01.17.05...

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Fish discovered with human face
... heh heh heh


brace brace ...

Pickled tiger shark nets $17m ... i can't believe he's getting 17 mil for his work already. wow...the Madonna of the art world ....


*via JC

Tobacco spit has truck thief all choked-up ... hahaha .... OMFG .......

Report: U.S. Conducting Secret Missions Inside Iran ... quote:

The Bush administration is looking at this as a huge war zone. Next, we're going to have the Iranian campaign."

britney licks snoop dog ... ... snoop dog is scary ...

African rat sniffs out Mozambique landmines ...

01.16.05... Jolie criticises her 'angular' looks ... yee haa... i'm almost like that now ... quote:

"In a perfect world, I would walk around with no shirt, in leather pants and boots and not think twice about it. I'd never comb my hair, be covered in tattoos and be thrilled."


US military pondered love not war ... hahahaha ... funny ideas... quote:

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
*via JC

Man accused of using poodle as weapon ...


Ravens' Interaction With Oil Rigs Studied ... whoa!... ravens are kinda scary. they're huge... like chickens flying around ... and they're so smart. ... quote:

"They won't be out there all day, and then five minutes before the plane is scheduled to land, the ravens come in and they're by the runway and they wait,"

UK Science Center to Probe Mysteries of the Mind ... this should be interesting...

100-Pound Woman Downs Six-Pound Burger ... wow!

Illinois Lawmakers Pass Bill Adding Sexual Orientation to Discrimination Law ...
*via Spitting Image

01.15.05... Mr Little Penis gives up ... hahaha

Jacko court sensation ...

‘Ali G’ character causes near riot at rodeo ... heh ...
*via JC

Every dick is different ...