february2005

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01.31.05... ARIA ... ... yeow ... hot hot hot ... [she doesn't have to do much to look delicious] ... omg ... she's breath taking.

The Hedonistic Imperative - Hardcore Hedonism in the Third Millenium ... sounds like heaven. ... quote:

The advent of utopian biotechnology permits our genetically enriched descendants to be animated by gradients of immense well-being - in contrast to our animalistic mix of pleasure and pain.

FIT AT AGE 3 TURNS DAN INTO WHIZ ... WOW ... IMHO everyone is *all knowing* but most of us don't have access to that knowledge ... yet. ... this kids life sounds beautiful. ...quote:

'TAUGHT himself Finnish, Spanish, Lithuanian, Esperanto, Romanian, Russian and Arabic - and created two of his own languages called Lapsi and Uusisuom
*via pt

About a boy ...

*via colin

Lesbian Set Ex-Lover and Girlfriend Alight on Bed, Jury Told ... oops! ... i dropped the lighter...

brad and jen sing "my boo!" ... ... this'll have you hurling chunks.

01.30.05... Tooth-brushing epilepsy with ictal orgasms. ... wow ...
*via Spitting Image

Christian couple accidentally buy porn ... heh heh heh... and they accidentally watched it too ... quote:

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms ...

XXX ...

hahahahaha ... ...
*via poikilotrm

Fisherman chokes on live fish ... choking to death like this isn't all that uncommon. some people must think it's funny ..to pretend like they're going to drop a fish down their throat... and then it slips out of their fingers ... the fish swim tries to escape down their throat.

01.29.05... Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy ... WHOA! ...
*via keith

Durham ‘Snipper’ suspect indicted ... the idea of someone cutting off my clothes while i am asleep creeps me right out. ... quote:

Gelinas is the only suspect in a string of burglaries in downtown Durham in the summer of 2003, where sleeping victims reported having their clothes cut off by an intruder.

The Baby From Krypton ...

*via poikilotrm

Germany proposes hefty fines for spammers ...

Tattoos tout Martha, earns cash ... duh!...quote:

"I figure instead of people wearing a Tommy Hilfiger logo on their shirt, they can wear the actual logo on their arm."

77th Academy Awards Nomination Announcement Press Kit ...
*via Spitting Image

01.28.05... ... awesome ...

FAQ On Semen ...

Aria Giovanni ... ... aaahhhhh aria ...

Jenna Jameson hawks cell phone ‘moan tones’ ... heh

Approval for first red light zone ... hmmm

The Baby From Krypton ...

The Porn Tape on the Bus Goes Round and Round ...

XXX ...

01.27.05... Filling a Niche. So To Speak ... YGTBFK ... how to stay dry during sex?

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Pheromone spray ups post-menopausal romance ... wow...

In pictures: Shooting in Tal Afar ...

virtual stan ... ...

*via Spitting Image

Timberlake's mother opposes wedding ...

01.26.05... Weeping Madonna statue mystery ...

01.25.05... US plans 'robot troops' for Iraq ... whoa...[there must be a lot of robots.] i wonder how fast they can go? ... wow ... quote:

Mr Quinn says there are plans to replace the computer screen, joysticks and keypad in the remote-control unit with a Gameboy-style controller and virtual-reality goggles.

Her "Walls With Ears" installation comes to life as it reacts to ambient noise levels -- the louder the space, the brighter the wallpaper glows.

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... aaaahhhhh .... summer ... looking forward to it.... [mmmmm ... it's such a sensual time of year]

All shared one feature: serious cavities, abscesses or bone infections painful enough to make them cry.

01.21.04... whoa! ...

... i can't believe she did this ... she hurt her head but the guys don't seem to notice.

... courtney gained weight in rehab ... that's better than being all skinny like she was when she went in.

“It makes the blood vessels in the nose bleed; at first I found tissues and pools of blood. It’s proving very effective.”
*via pt

The finding, however, only holds true for women. As for men, they might as well chill out on the sofa. Stroking has no perceptible effect on their blood pressure.
*via poikilotrm

Spray-On Solar-Power Cells Are True Breakthrough ... whoa! this is way cool.... hmmmm... a solar powered sweater... how will our bodies will respond to all that added electricity circulating around us? ... that could be really intense ... maybe we could vibrate....

Like paint, the composite can be sprayed onto other materials and used as portable electricity. A sweater coated in the material could power a cell phone or other wireless devices.

"I am very aware that my mom was sued for (child) custody on the basis of her homosexuality,'' she said. "Mom has raised me with an extremely open mind and taught me about different cultures, different types of families ... and I am very blessed to have been given that gift.''

Oh my disgusting ...

... WARNING! ...SELF-MUTILATION... omfg... this is a series of pix of a guy cutting into his own penis. i have only looked at the first two images, the second one showed him putting little tourniquets on his dick... i'm not going to look any further... but it's here for those of you who have their freak-on.

*via pt

Pickled tiger shark nets $17m ... i can't believe he's getting 17 mil for his work already. wow...the Madonna of the art world ....

The Bush administration is looking at this as a huge war zone. Next, we're going to have the Iranian campaign."

"In a perfect world, I would walk around with no shirt, in leather pants and boots and not think twice about it. I'd never comb my hair, be covered in tattoos and be thrilled."

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
*via JC

"They won't be out there all day, and then five minutes before the plane is scheduled to land, the ravens come in and they're by the runway and they wait,"