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::: archive  submit content  bad links please ::: + this is an adult site .... it's never safe for work ... if you're under 18 [or modest] ...do not enter ... + ::: thanks to  yaccs for their great commenting script ::: ::: personal attacks and flamebait will be deleted. persist and you'll be banned. oh yeah... and don't insult me either... i'm defensive.       nasty   noisy      ...: december 2005 ::... 12.31.05... Pack of Chihuahuas attack Fremont cop ... heh ... of course they could only bite his ankles ... it'd be a lot worse to be attacked by a pack of squirrels.... they'd climb up your legs and bite ...... aaaayyyiiii XXX ... ... Net Art News ...L3FT B3H1ND ... ... [article is in the middle of the page] ... quote: There was once a famous scene in the American TV programme, Six Feet Under, in which a woman ran into traffic and was killed because she saw a bunch of blow-up dolls accidentally released into the air. She thought she was witnessing 'the rapture,' in which Christians would be taken back to heaven, and she didn’t want to be L3FT B3H1ND. - Peggy MacKinnon *via Spitting Image *via Spitting Image cookie blues ... ... The Sex Lives and Sexual Frustrations of US troops in Iraq ... we really don't hear anything about this at all. if i was in iraq i would find a way to mess around. i don't see how sex could be avoided in a situation like that. ... geez ... *via JC The I-want-it-now years ... Nicole to marry ... hmmm... he's pretty cute ... 12.30.05...  Hackers Rebel Against Spy Cams ... yee haaaa!!! .Invisible World 7 ... *via CraigS XXX ... ... Orphaned squirrel in Seattle returns to wild ... For a buck a pixel, Brit kid nets nearly $1 million ... Robot Receptionist Dishes Directions and Attitude ... 'Tank' looks like frankenstein Eminem Sets Wedding Date ... New study reveals online sexual divide ... not exactly surprising ... *via JC 12.29.05... Bush was denied wiretaps, bypassed them ... Loving Jesus ... WTF? ... *via JC XXX ... ... Quantum Trickery: Testing Einstein's Strangest Theory ... i love this ... quote: Many of those who care to think about these issues (and many prefer not to), concluded that Einstein's presumption of locality - the idea that physically separated objects are really separate - is wrong. Ricky Martin in speedos ... Traces of an Imaginary Affair | 2005 ... "Audio Bone" - Bone Conduction Headphones ... Mummified Body of Missing Patient Found Under Floor in Russian Clinic ... 12.28.05...  Developers claim California city suffers from poor feng shui ... hahaha ... this be so 'California' ... Suspected Bush Attacker in Georgia Sews up Mouth ... WTF??? Claudia_Rossi ... ... Toyota's music player on wheels ... Dog Mothers Rejected Calf ... *via Spitting Image Foul odor leads to body in suitcase ... heh ... quote: When they asked her why her dead husband was in a suitcase, she replied, "He always wanted to go to Arizona," Restraining Order Against Letterman Tossed ... 12.27.05...  Woman Apparently Didn't Swallow Cell Phone Voluntarily ... hahaha ... no shit ... did anyone ever really believe she tried to swallow that phone????... obviously she couldn't talk when she first went to the hospital ... Couple Claims Aliens Abducted, Probed Them ... XXX ... ... ...[ link fixed ] Suspect Allegedly Had Sex With Mother's Body After Killing Her ... freak ... how do people get like this...??? British man on his hands and knees for love ... too masochistic for me ... [wanna lick my boot sweetheart???] Woman throws infant into well to marry lover ... pigwoman ... Murderous Santa display up for bids ... 12.26.05... 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[ the holidays evoke sightings ... ] *via zircon enigma Evolution takes science honours ... Cell phone lodged in woman's throat ... wtf??? Letterman challenges harassment restraining order ... quote: Ms Nestler wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" in 1993 and that he responded to her on his show through the use of code words, gestures and "eye expressions" conveying his desire to marry her and train her as his co-host. Driver who ran over cat 11 times spared prison ... disgusting pigman Road to the Oscars 2006 ... Sweet little mystery ... 12.23.05... Man receives house arrest in dance request gone wrong ... hahahaha .... *via zircon enigma ...california is wonderful ..... especially in december! BOAT BABES IN THONGS ... ... sweet *via your dirty mind Broadcaster Alistair Cooke's bones stolen ... OMFG... that's pretty fuckin' weird. Fish with two mouths pulled from lake ... aaaayyyiiii ...[ WTF??? ... of course it's genetic. it was supposed to be a twin fish ...prolly ] ....quote: "It's probably a genetic deformity," Talking Head Vibrators ... heh ... so ...what's it going to say??? ... oh baby baby baby ... Didgeridoo lessons ease sleep disorders ... hmmmmmm 12.22.05... Power company displays porn movie in store-front window ... *via zircon ... this is awesome... a transparent factory. *via poikilotrm XXX ... ... Women seize power from lazy men ... bendy woman ... ... wow ... *via poikilotrm 1-800-CALL-SPY: Military intelligence database short on threats, long on stupid ... *via Spitting Image Malaysia to introduce sex education next year ... Three Women Quit Gym over Fetus Tree ... creepy ... 12.21.05... Excerpts From 'Intelligent Design' Ruling ... this is great. ... quote: "The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy." *via those fabulous dunnes Eliza Dushku is Shaved ... wow Maggots found on patient's face ... *via Spitting Image Carmen Electra's butt warning ... nice here comes dr. tran ... Kyli Ryan ... ... Why didn't the Romans invent Photography? ... Pacifier Drug Dispenser and Thermometer ... 12.20.05... Japan's Koizumi travels in eclectic style ... ugly car MICRO DWELLINGS ... Breast Punishment Primer ... ... omfg ... aaaayyyyiiii ... too many words ... scary pictures. *via zircon enigma Would-be brides leave intimate offering for rabbi ... XXX ... ... glossary of gay slang ... *via Spitting Image Bomb-disposal robot scoops up radioactive source ... 12.19.05... Segregation-Era Signs Found in Arkansas ... What is the term for sucking semen out of a vagina? ... OMG ... there's a word for it. *via Spitting Image *via JC XXX ... ... 40 drunken Santas go on crime rampage in New Zealand's largest city ... Bikie wins payout after legal backdown ... wtf??? Elton: 'Fight homophobia' ... 12.18.05... Is string theory in trouble? ... quote: On sufficiently big scales, and if inflation lasts long enough, this diversity will produce every possible universe. the vulva project ... ... vulvas without the romance. ... lonely vulvas ... heh *via craigS Cindy Sherman and her conceptual photography ... XXX ... ... Tackiest couples named ... 2005 offers fresh tales of the bizarre ... Adultery on My Mind ... First Cross in Orbit ... 12.17.05... Talking John Lennon doll coming soon ... ygtbfk Frog-shaped infant surprises hospital staff ... it's surprising all right Art or porn? ... 8/10 ... somehow i did well... ??? *via JC XXX ... ... Bush Secretly Lifted Some Limits on Spying in U.S. After 9/11, Officials Say ... 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