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Dan Hoyt: Co-founder and Chef ... OMG ... is IS him. he's the masturbating subway perv. he has a website with his picture on it... duh ..... i guess he forgot he was in the digital age. thanks to X for pointing us to this link. this really is funny... what a jerk. BUSTED already...


*via xcleesiastease

Parasites brainwash grasshoppers into death dive ...

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I measure therefore I am ... funny artist


*via JC

SAT - Sex Aptitude Test ...
*via Spitting Image

N.H. Doctor in Hot Seat Again Over Remarks ... quote:

"Well, men might want you, but not the types you want to want you. Might even be a black guy,"
*via petey

Evidence points to suicide ... jumping off a fishing boat and drowning is kinda of a weird way to commit suicide... maybe he had a snorkle and a boat was picking him up... the whole thing sounds fishy.

Brad Pitt carries baby Zahara ... mr. sensitivity and his girlfriend's new bambino .....


Topless virgins vie for king in Aids-hit Swaziland ...


XXX ... ...


Camera Phone Has Life After Theft ... heh heh ... busted

EVIL PHONE ... hahaha ... good story ...
*via raven262

Surgery on zoo's tortoise like fixing a surfboard ding ...


ADVICE CHICK: Answers to YOUR Dating, Sex, Life, & Love Questions! ...

08.31.05... REAL 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS SAY ‘40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN’ MOVIE MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE ...ygtbfk... ???
*via pt

Hearing Aids for the Unimpaired ...


*via JC

Hunt perv caught in a flash ... he is so busted. what a jerk...


Anti-gay church protests at soldiers’ funerals ...
*via Spitting Image

Aria Giovanni & Adrianna Sage ... ...

Carnal Knowledge | Upending ideas on the 'sluts' of the world ...

Pamela Anderson won't have facelift ... that's what she says now...

The Lure Of Youth And Material Things ... hmmmm

08.29.05... well... i'm feeling way better...a little weak but purged. ...thanks to y'all for my get well wishes. your good thoughts and the aria movie got me thru the day. ... aria really helped.

Ruan Xiao Yu's Banned Artwork ... it's the pickled mutant fetus ...


*via Spitting Image

Depp convinces Richards to accept Pirates part ...


Human Cannonball Soars Across U.S. Border ... hahaha ... an artist ...

Casanovas make Leicester Square a global pick-up point ...
*via pt

Thai elephant gets artificial limb ... sweet....


Army on parade for gay recruits ... this is a smart [and enlightened] move. ... quote:

“People’s sexual orientation is none of our business. We have a code of social conduct that everyone has to follow whatever their preference.”
*via pt

aria ... ...

08.28.05...

omg .... i have ...some horrible gastrointestinal flu thing with a sore throat [???], headache and drenching sweats. ....but i have lost three pounds ... in one day. ...and i've been watching a long aria movie that colin sent me... things could be worse. heh ...


*via sgt

Pickled fetus head fuels art furor ... pickled mutant ...

Mozart's Head Snatched From Museum ...

Argentine cleric caught on tape ... hahaha ... oh so busted. it was bound to happen. i hope it gets on the net fast so we can see it. ... [obviously celibacy is not an easy task... even for a bishop. actually IMO homosexuality in the church is rampant and somewhat accepted ....]

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XXX ...

Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars ... the dude did one too many cars...

Too much closeness drives wedge between couple's desire ... oh... so that's the problem.

08.27.05... elvis the robocat ...

Venezuela plans to file criminal and civil charges against Robertson in the United States ... quote:

... confirms that U.S. President George W. Bush's government doubtlessly is conspiring to kill Chavez.

Humans monkey around in new zoo display ...


J. Philippe Rushton: Race as a Biological Concept ...
*via pt

Aria Giovanni ...

Man forced to have sex at gunpoint ...

Man charged with desecrating corpse from Civil War-era tomb ... weird

HOAX! ...

Sharon Osbourne Admits Cutting Iron Maiden's Power, Says To 'Move On' ... heh

08.26.05... Men cleverer than women, say scientists ... i don't fuckin' think so ...

Are men smarter? Your feedback ...


*via slashdot

Britney's husband finds a job ... how sweet...

Spurned lover hacks off Kenyan woman's hand ... wtf???

Strip Poker ...

Colombian senator says cocaine dealers in congress ...

Indecent proposal ... ends with driver being bashed up at saleswoman’s home ... omg

08.25.05... Theme park sends wrestlers to catch LA alligator ...

Man Celebrates 3 in. Eyebrows ...


Timberlake wins libel case ... they're even going to apoologize.

thongs ... ... sweet

oakland beatdown caught on tape ... ... [ummm ... my dsl server is down and i'm trying to use dial-up .... everything is loading in packets. ... with pauses for buffering ... ]

Photographing Flying Insects ...


08.24.05... Pat Robertson calls for assassination of Venezuelan president ...
*via zircon

Chavez assassination row erupts ...


*via JC

Nun dances up a storm at Catholic celebration ... hahaha ... doesn't seem so bad to me ...

Jackson witness on fraud charge ...

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Placebos trigger an opioid hit in the brain ...

“Dolce and Gabbana Low Rider Jeans in Esquire” ... [it's a scan]

08.23.05... Pirelli Kalender ...


*via JC

In Ethical Culture's Venerable Halls, Music Camp in Riot Grrl Tradition ...
*via Spitting Image

[i thot mr. and mrs. smith was boring... their cool detachmrnt of their relationship was particullarly disappointing. it should have been torrid... both of the characteras were portayed as passionate people. ...]

xxx ...

Brooks Albums to Only Be Sold at Wal-Mart ...geez ... it must be an offer he can't refuse. [he just married trisha yearwood after proposing to her on stage]


Hyena attacks guide at prince's Kenya retreat ... hyenas creep me out. apparently they're even creepier than i thought ... [... some other hyena stories i found ... Three Ethiopians eaten by hyenas, Sleeping tourists fall foul of hyenas at Sesriem camp] ... geez.


EXCLUSIVE: PIANO MAN SHAM ... ... quote:

Health chiefs, who have wasted tens of thousands of pounds on treatment, are considering suing him.
*via pt

Chavez of Venezuela blames Bush Administration – will Latin America be the next Middle East? ...

08.22.05...



Heaven and Hell ... ...

Rock ‘n’ roll robot regains its feet ... whoa... check out the little movie.

What if…? Exploring alternative scientific pasts ...

Liam Gallagher Calls Pete Doherty A Cock ...


*via Spitting Image

Courtney Love Pregnant With Steve Coogan's Baby ... YGTBFK??? ....


08.21.05...

Sex twice a day normal, claims former fiancé ... well ... sexing twice a day for a 53-year-old man is not bad ...

Threesome Lesbo action ... ... mmmmm ... sweet... [women are so beautiful ...] ...the dynamics of the girls are interesting .
*via zircon

Helicor unveils a new stress busting device ...
*via engadget

Canada's UFOs: The Search for the Unknown ...
*via Spitting Image

OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD ... heh ... [spagettification ... ]
*via zircon

08.20.05... Here's your chance to borrow a lesbian ... ummmm

Eminem Hospitalized For Sleep-Medication Dependency ...

Singer Love sent to drug clinic ... wow... she almost went to jail.


Almost Premenstrual Tampons ... WTF??? ...

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Fugitive alligator becomes local folk hero ... it's not a caiman it's an alligator. heh ...

Pope seeks immunity in Texas abuse case ...

08.19.05... Woman spiked lover's drinks to slow him down ... wow ... 45 times a week

Alicia Burley ...

At sentencing, authorities present details of BTK murders ...omg ...quote:

Because it takes strength to strangle someone, he would squeeze a rubber ball to improve his grip

Litany of horror ... more BTK ... he's not as interesting as the cannibal but curious none-the-less.

Lock-Up: Chastity Belts Are on the 'Incline' ...


Martin Refuses To Meet British Prime Minister ...
*via Spitting Image

The Mad Genius From the Bottom of the Sea ...this guy is brilliant ... quote:

"The doctors don't agree with me, but that's because innovation is the enemy of the status quo - it puts people out of business."
*via poikilotrm

christine kessler photography ...



08.18.05... Hunting the Monster of Machado Lake ... hey chorizo you were right ... it is a caiman and it's huge!!!

Pee-powered battery smaller than a credit card ...
*via poikilotrm

Jewel Pouch + Internal Spikes ... scrotum guard ...


*via Spitting Image

Larissa & Maria ... ... life's too short for soft_porn ... but these are OK
*via Sensual Liberation Army

A 'devastated' Leonard Cohen ... wow ... quote:

He then called a lawyer and brought in a forensic accounting firm, Moss-Adams, which, in an investigation of all of Cohen's holdings, discovered "massive improprieties."

Weird Science on the Religious Right ...

The NONVERBAL DICTIONARY of GESTURES, SIGNS & BODY LANGUAGE CUES ... quote

:A man's wrinkles need not be covered because facial lines work in his favor. Horizontal folds on the forehead, vertical creases between the eyes above the nasal bridge, and slanted naso-labio grooves (running from the nostril bulbs to the lip corners) give his face strength-connoting "character."
*via poikilotrm

08.17.05... "Lost" Giant Waterfall Discovered in California ...


*via Spitting Image

Pest Control Workers To Help Fight Crime ...omg ... quote:

One of Central Florida's largest pest control companies has been recruited by police to help fight crime.
*via poikilotrm

voluptuous aria ... ...

L.A. Cops' Super Sonic Blaster ...


*via jersey petey

Wild orgies leave the Great Wall in mess, and tears ... sounds like Carnival.


*via bh

BPN summer rooftop rukus ... ... YIKES! ...
*via sonya jordan