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Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads ...


Jenna Bush at the beach ... ... more like Jenna's bush at the beach. her dad's going to love this. *via pt

Scientists Make Bacteria Behave Like Computers ...



Middle-Age Obesity Linked to Dementia in Later Life ...

hot ass pages ... ...

04.29.05... Scientists Say Everyone Can Read Minds ... we already knew that ...

more aria and matsumi ... nice matsumi tats ...


Sphincterine ... hahaha ... i want some


We Come In Peace ...
*via Spitting Image

Huge Snake Kills and Swallows a Kangaroo! ... [small snake kills and swallows field mouse]

Brigadier shocks and awes: there is no war on terrorism ... wow

Doctors remove 50 maggots from man's ears ... i think i'm gonna hurl ... how is this possible???

Woman jailed for raping man ... hmmm
*via pt

04.28.05... 'Batman Begins' trailer ... ...

Two men digging up tree uncover treasure buried in backyard in Massachusetts ...

Beware How You Google ...

sex ... ...

dust devils on mars ... cool little movies of convection currents.

Pollutant affects sex chromosome ...

shields UP! ... see if the ports your pc are vulnerable to exploits. my computer is in total stealth mode. i got an 'A'.
*via Spitting Image

Funeral firm wins stand for vertical burials ...are they going to be on their feet or their heads??? ... creepy

04.27.05... Radio Promoters Accuse Universal of Racketeering ... oh so fucking busted. whoa ... this should be interesting. i hope they win ... studio execs are schmucks ...

... i love this work.


LESBIAN'S 30-MINUTE SEX ATTACK ON FRIEND ... it's sad how kids will stay still and pretend to be asleep when they're being molested. i've done that several times. it's horrible. it makes you feel terrible.

nude-in-publiuc ... ... don't they get busted walking around like this???


Man Says He Found Skin on Sandwich ...

REMARKS BY LYNNE CHENEY TO CHICAGO CHRISTIANS HUDDLED AT ROADSIDE SHRINE TO THE VIRGIN MARY'S IMPENETRABLE VAGINA ... hahahaha ... the virgin mary highway vagina. ... [it's from whitehouse.org... and it's very funny] ... quote:

"i know a hot and heavenly honeypot when i see one."
*via pt

guess the google ...

Tab Mix 0.2 ... awesome firefox extention. it really speeds things up for me and seems to use fewer resources.
*via raj

04.26.05...


*via Spitting Image

Licka - the world of tongues ... lick me

Exploding Toads Baffle Experts ...

xxx ... ... yeow!!! ... intense. the images are hi res and immense. not for dial-up. in fact it taxed the virtual memory on my laptop. there are like 181 images here. awesome ... [but too much dildo sucking... heh heh].

Scientific Masturbation Breakthrough ...cool... i'm going to try this immediately. [well ... it's true!!!]

I shot myself ...


GM industry puts human gene into rice ...

04.25.05... strong work... terrifying too...


Skydiver Dies After Striking Plane in Fla. ... omfg

Erotica LA to Hold XART Gallery's 15th Annual Sensual & Erotic Art Exhibition: LAXposed ... hmmmm ... my friend B ... [blacksun products] will be there this year. he said he'd give me a toy if i visited him ... yee haa!

... new hubble photos


'Condoms used to make bathroom slippers' ...


dr. velba ... ... whoa ... her back must hurt.

xxx ... ... kimmie ... is this you?

04.24.05... Muslim cleric: women incite men's lust with 'satanic dress' ... it sounds like he's mortified by his attraction to western women. heh ...quote:

"Strapless, backless, sleeveless, nothing but satanic skirts, slit skirts, translucent blouses, miniskirts, tight jeans: all this to tease man and appeal to his carnal nature."

XXX ... ... broadband only. hi-res and huge images.[the kind you want to download and keep.]

Salinas teen claiming to be vampire sentenced for molesting girl ... wtf?


Inventor Creates Soundless Sound System ...

bug! ...
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Stripper charged over sex-toy act ...

support thr arts and enjoy curse words ... ... hahaha ... wtf???

04.23.05... New trial for self-confessed cannibal ... omg ... the cannibal is back in the news! he was supposed to get out of prison in eight years a multi-millionaire because of the movies that are being made about him. i bet he would do it again if he could. [i wonder why it's legal to cannibalize in germany?]



*via Spitting Image

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*via JC

Just how gay am I? ...

Long-lasting gel blocks herpes ... now this is cool....... [i'm terrified of getting genital herpes. my life would be ruined!]

Woman hands in man's tongue as evidence ... well... he was stupid. i'd bite it off too [...his tongue].


04.22.05... melissa has an awesome new CD out ... [they're her own songs and they're beautiful.]


Italians come out on top in penis study ...

xxx ... ... more hotness from the same matsumi-aria series that i posted a couple of days ago ...
*via chris

retro russian gothic postcards ...
*via JC

Scientists discover why some popcorn kernels don't pop ...

Attack on game raises prospect of online extortion ... any semblance of safety or privacy on the net is an illusion.


*via Spitting Image

Peeping Tom Trojan suspect cuffed in Cyprus ... wtf???

04.21.05... ... yo ... the BVM has been spotted on a wall.


Holy Toast ... and the Pope has been spotted on a piece of toast...
*via buzz

George Bush Sexiest to Indonesian Women ...


*via JC

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xxx ...

MAN STRIPS NAKED IN SHOP TRYING ON WEDDING GOWNS ...


*via poikilotrm

04.20.05... British motorist injured by flying frozen sausage ...

... ... omfg... ..........


*via chris


In very poor taste ... total pigman ...total fucking pigman, i mean. ...eeewww

Dentist filmed himself raping his victims ...

FLESH-EATING KNIFE MANIAC: I'LL KILL THEM ALL ...
*via JC

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04.19.05... aria's naked joke of the week ... ... yum ...
*via BB

New Firefox, Mozilla Versions Plug Critical Security Holes ...

virtually jenna ...

Vt. Teen Accused of Stealing Corpse's Head ... he wanted to make a bong??? ... a head bong.... a skull bong ... he wanted to suck thru the nose???   pretty fuckin' morbid bong ......


Mesa police want to add monkey to SWAT team ...
*via poikilotrm

Man to Defend Cow Chip Throwing Title ... yuck!

Drunk monkeys attack humans ...

04.18.05... Risk-taking boys do not get the girls ... well ... women have always known this. ... quote:

But a study of attitudes to risk suggests that the only people impressed by their stunts are other men.

Not gays, just guys... ...
*via pt

Chess champ Garry Kasparov hit over the head with chessboard ...

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Beauty salons fuel trade in aborted babies ...
*via pt

zoom quilt ...

04.17.05...


*via poets girl

Police: Two dogs killed their elderly owner ...

Sorry, guys, size matters ...

XXX ...


*via pt

Scrotal Inflation Kit ... ... it looks like this would hurt.

California prison guards do crossword puzzles for 'training' ... this is weird.

04.16.05... Woman not sure it's her fingertip ...


*via pt

Man admits leaving photos of genitals on cars ...

The Universe Within ...
*via rick

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xxx ... ...

7 Ways To Approach Women ...

Stolen cellphones to be blacklisted ... finally

04.14.05... Woman won't sue Wendy’s ... hmmm ... she's getting cold feet. they'll find where that finger came from. someone will probably come forward for that $50,000USD reward.

MUM KILLED BY CAR SHE HIT WITH HAMMER ... geez....freaky ...
*via pt

XXX ...

euopon bondage sculpture ... ... wow ... intense


*via sgt


*via sgt

Corpse 'brain patch' gave man CJD ... wtf??? i'd worry too... who do they think they're kidding?

'Huge ball of fire' over Spain ... [link fixed]

... ... OMFG


04.13.05... Stolen Vida Guerra cell phone pictures ... ...
*via catalin

Norfolk schools told Holy Ghost 'too spooky' ... YGTBFK ... quote:

Don't, when exploring the Eucharist, suggest the bread and wine become 'the body of Jesus' or 'the blood of Jesus'. This suggests almost a cannibalistic consumption of human flesh.
*via Poikilotrm

Arnie burns childrens' clothes ... the Governator is acting like a nazi...

Family loses all in bizarre fire ... geez........
*via Poikilotrm

Aguilera ... there are some images in this set i've never seen before [... like the ones shot on Mulholland ... i think]. BTW ...what is that tattoo on the inside of her left arm? [wtf? ... tracks... ]


Elton John To Premiere Vampire Musical In San Francisco ... so.... who is he going play??? he's too old to be Lestat... and he's not cute enough anyway....
*via JC

Special swine swing in for 'Olympic' action ... i knew pigs were smart... but i never knew they were athletic.

Laptop design can be a pain in the posture ... quote:

"I hate the fact that these are the workers of tomorrow, and they have upper-extremity problems before they even get to the workplace," she says. "That doesn't bode well at all."
*via techdirt

04.12.05...


*via Spitting Image

ANPR Surveillance Helicopter Tested ... oh nooooooo


*via pt

i did it for science - the homemade sex video ... eventually, someone else *will* see your sex tape if you don't destroy it

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Germans get rowdy in queue for naked women ... quote:

the women, aged between 18 and 65, wearing see-through stockings and greased with baby oil,

devine onterventions ...

Hot Muslim Twat ...!Finally ... uummm ...
*via pt

04.11.05... dub selector ... ... heh heh ... i'm in heaven.