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september 2004

09.30.04... Town advertises for cat army ...

Mystery of Moving Eyes Solved ...

Md. woman arrested for cursing loudly on cellphone, police say ... wow ...
*via JC

F4 Phantom Jet Hits Concrete Wall at 500 MPH ...


'Would You, as a Human Being, be Willing to Shake Hands with a Jew? ... sad....

86-acre fungus found in Swiss Alps ...

Soccer hairstyles banned for being 'too gay' ... that's way stupid .....

Crazed cult follower caged after frenzied attack ... quote:

They broke down the door to find her astride her lover's body, repeatedly stabbing him in the face.

09.29.04...


*via JC

Pharmacist denies woman morning-after pill ...

Man killed after sex at the wheel ...

Historical Absinthe Recipe #1 ... cool ... i'm going to make some ...
via
art for the masses

Bird flu transmitted between humans in Thailand ... OMG


Dolly scientist seeks licence to clone humans ...
*via Spitting Image

NTL 'sorry' over abusive message ... hahaha ...
*via pt

09.28.04... FIERY LUST OF STINKY SEX SICKO ... YGTBFK... yucko... wtf? ... totally creepy fetish.

The 8500 calorie sandwich ...


'Black hole' in justice system - Prostitutes at mercy of killers' rage ... sad...

Francoise Sagan, Eccentric Writer Of 'Bonjour Tristesse,' Dies at 69 ... the things she did weren't so terrible.. [btw... what are dangerous cars?] ... quote

:spent the rest of her life trying to repeat her precocious literary success while living hedonistically amid fast and dangerous cars and men.
*via JC

The truth about barebacking ...

Growing Up Sexually: A World Atlas ...
*via Spitting Image

09.27.04... Contraception = Abortion, no difference between consensual sex and rape ...
*via Spitting Image

Where there's smoke, there's extortion ... WTF???

The Godfather Horse Head Pillow ... a xmas gift.

jello wrestling ... ...

AbsintheSupply.net ... geez it would be cool to try it but it's so expensive. it's like about $150USD... quote:

# Pour shot of absinthe into glass, place spoon over top and place sugar cube on spoon
# Pour cold slowly water over sugar cube, when the water hits the absinthe, it releases oils that turn the drink a milky white.
# Be sure to be sitting down..and drink!

girl gangs ...
*via Spitting Image

Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts ... what a novel idea...
*via sgt

09.26.04... powder puff football ... ...

Klingons for Kerry ...
*via sj

MIT Works to Power Computers With Spinach ...
*via eddie

Hawkins had penis pierced as punishment ... in 20 years his entire body will be pierced.

Are men born to be cheaters? ... quote:

"They even forget that they had sex with another woman,'" Williamson says.

Police: Mental Health Counselor Had Dogs Attack Frances Refugees ...WT???? ... quote:Stuart said she armed herself with a hammer as the dogs roamed loose for an hour. Someone stabbed one of the dogs.
*via Spitting Image

Men, Women More Different Than Thought ...

09.25.04... Team of prostitutes shown red card ... WTF???


xxx ... ... an open directory of butts

conference bike ... ...

Apparent Peeping Tom crashes through gym locker room ceiling ...


*via sgt

Orgasmic Childbirth ...
*via Spitting Image


alien abduction survey ... hmmm ... i don't believe i've been abducted. but once while i was sleeping i sort of floated, on my back, out the window. the next thing there were all these people standing over me and touching me. not sexually....they touched my arms and my face and my hair. and then i floated back into my bed. i think it was a dream...

Your score indicates an overwhelming number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. There is a high probability you have been abducted. You may feel compelled to explore the abduction possibility further -- or perhaps you already know you are an abductee.
*via Spitting Image

09.24.04... beautiful and sweet jamilla has come back into my life and i'm psyched. she's absolutely gorgeous and sooo fun. i can't wait to see her. i love her y'all.......

Yoga fundis strip to stretch in San Francisco ... heh ... i guess flashing is legal there. quote:

"Simply being naked on the street is not a crime in San Francisco,"

Handspringing protester damages artworks ... agile ... hahaha ... quote:

Yelling loudly, the 35-year-old woman attacked "Office Baroque," a cutout section of wall by American artist Gordon Matta-Clark, doing a series of head-over-heels flips before landing on the work in a handstand, punching both her arms through the drywall,

WTF??? ...

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TV station pay out for dog sex slur ... heh heh

Czechs given beers in return for blood donation ... heh


Morphine Apparently in Your Head ... quote:

"That puts this new signaling molecule in a very crucial part of the brain," Stefano said. "If morphine's there, it's involved with subjective thinking."

09.23.04... U.N.: 40 Nations Have Ability to Make Nuclear Weapons ... only the mutants will survive.

Ex-zoo director dies after suffering 1,000 insect stings ...
*via Spitting Image

Beat me just once a week, wife asks ... OMFG

fallen angel ... ...

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey ... hahaha ... i know it's not funny... but here i am laughing everytime i read it...

angela little ... ...one of kimmie's many loves.

Swaggart: 'I Made A Mistake' ... slimy pig-man
*via Spitting Image

Reconstructed truth ... i wonder when this will be shown here in the states. that should prove interesting.

09.22.04...


Politician injured by too much handshaking ...

xxx ...

Cocksucker ...


Your brand new U-Lock is not safe! ...
*via skeeter

Check out the cellphone that can 'smell' ...


09.21.04... In a secret Paris cavern, the real underground cinema ... whoa ... cool


*via Spitting Image

Boy dead in brutal beating ...

Sexy voices make for sexier sex lives! ... hmmmm ... quote:

appealing voices belonged to people who had sex at an earlier age, had more sexual partners and were more prone to infidelity.

The Hiram Key ... quote:

a book that will shake the Christian world to its very roots.
*via sabbez

FOR RAPING HIS TWIN DAUGHTERS: Seaman meted death 26 times ... disgusting sick freak

245 Electronic Votes Lost in Fla. Primary ...
*via random abstract

09.20.04... Possible paralysis cure excites scientists ... WOW

Make your breath a whiff of fresh air ... i did the lick test... now i'm going to brush my tongue.

update:  OK ...the tongue brushing helped. too bad it triggered a gag reflex...

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*via Spitting Image

Teenager tells of bank-robber mum ... whoa!

ijaculator ... ... heh heh ...

FTC Endorses Bounty for Spammers ...

veronica zemanova ...

Police: Teen, lover killed grandparents ... OMFG ...psycho... quuote:

"She was callous and cocky. She is the coldest and most heartless individual I've ever interviewed. It almost made her giddy to know we had brought that many people to arrest her," Jordan said ...

09.19.04...Blade Trinity ... ... cool

kimmie's choice ... ... sweet

Create a Fake Phantom Limb ...

'Terminator' star kept taking them out of store's tank ...

Macaulay Culkin Released After Drug Arrest ... it's odd that he handed the cops his drugs.


*via sabbez

FILExt ... file-extension nfo. helpfull.
*via sabbez

09.18.04... Dog Killed In Bloody Melee After Attacking Gainesville Student ... OMFG ... another psycho pit bull. why do people have these dogs?

Woman rips off husband's testicles ... ... geez... he's remarkably good natured about this.

xxx ... ... sweet kisses

LET'S CALL IT A DIAZ ...

New Truck Makes Hummer Look Small ... it looks like a little semi. cute...


Scamming the Media, Parlock Style ...
*via JC

Little Girl Dies After Separated From Twin ...

Deaf Kids in Nicaragua Give Birth to New Language ...

09.17.04... Woman Allegedly Kills Cousin For His French Fries ...

Perfect oral sex vibrator ... wtf??? ... who wants to think about shoes? but then ... i'm not married. ... quote:

A woman may relax and think about a new pair of shoes she has seen in a store, for instance,"

Redondo police investigate bizarre assault ...


xxx ... ... the rest ...

Roy sez tiger was trying to help him ... ummm ... i don't know about this... maybe he's still dreaming.

Indian Muslims warn against foetus sex tests ...

09.16.04... Bush, Kerry Go Head to Head on Science ... Bush and Kerry battle over science

Misbehaving monkeys sentenced to life behind bars ... monkey jail???
*via JC

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*via Sensual Liberation Army

Inventor Develops Nose-Steered Web Surfing System ...

jenna and krystal ... ... jenna jamison ... always nice to see...

10 Women To Avoid Having Sex With ...

Allow Third Parties in the Presidential Debates ...
*via art for the masses

Al-Qa'ida Women's Magazine: Women Must Participate in Jihad ...
*via Spitting Image

09.15.04... Batman's lover walks out over his Palace stunt ... heh heh

agent provocateur - she's lost control ...


*via Spitting Image

Microsoft Security Bulletin - Buffer Overrun in JPEG Processing Could Allow Code Execution ... YGTBFK... MS should fuck off and die. [link died... my bad]

Maasai man in Kenya reveals all ... ...

N. Korea: U.S. Waging Cultural Invasion ... whoa ... quote:

accused the United States of sending midget radios and "impure" publications into the country to destroy the isolated communist state with "rotten imperialist reactionary culture."

Weightless Trip to Nowhere Yields Thrills, Nausea ...

Former Teen Lover of Sixth Grade Teacher Says They Want to Marry ... maybe she's going to support him
*via Spitting Image

09.14.04... Nip and tuck below the belt ...

jason salavon ... great work...


girlsxxx ...

Man arrested for leaving small tip ...


Man chops off wife's tongue ...

Spacey 'hides bald spot with spray-on hair' ... and he has a jealous brother.

Prostate Cancer Test Is Useless, Warn Scientists ...

Boiler Kills on Impact After Sauna Launch ... geez... freaky

09.13.04... ...


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