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11.30.04... A woman's place is in the struggle: US military's ban on abortion ... ARG! ...this is depressing.
*via Spitting Image


MBA Student Creates Glow-In-The-Dark Thong ...

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*via JC

Brain imaging could spot liars ...

Cupid's Comeuppance ... oh... so that's it. ... quote:

"Marriage counselors say that a [top] complaint from women who want to end a relationship is, 'I can't stand his smell.'"

Tit for tat as 'bald' Joan Collins is exposed ...

Stem cells rebuild bladder control ... quote:

Within 24 hours, 90% of the women had no urinary leakage.

11.29.04... Man says fish stick has Jesus' face ... jesus on a fishstick

dog buddah  ... heh


*via FrancaNegra

Swiss endorse stem cell research ...

Deadly sting: the future's painkiller? ...

Ancient relics on the showroom floor ...

11.28.04... oh yeah ... on thanksgiving i got to see my friend jenna's dungeon and all those shiny leather, vinyl and metal things that go with it. it was pretty fun... interesting. she wants some of my artwork in there. ... snakes.... she wants snakes... heh heh... how fun...

Scientists find genetic link to infidelity ... oh so that's it... you cheat if your mom or dad did. everybody's busted...

Anna Nicole Smith on stage intoxicated ... ... anna nicole fucked up...

Sprawling systems teeter on IT chaos ... my theory is that the next terrorist attack will involve the internet. like... millions of trojans and zombies sucking up all the bandwidth... or something else equally science fiction but affective.

Dutch actress to authenticate breasts online ... oh how silly ... who cares
*via JC

Prehistoric Julia Roberts Found ...


Bat bite 'miracle' girl survives rabies ...
*via JC

Di on Charles: lousy lover ... well ... prince charles isn't hot.  his boys are cute tho.

11.27.04...


*via JC

17th Century British Porn to Be Auctioned ... mmmmm... quote:

described as the "quintessence of debauchery,"
*via JC

BUSTY GIRLS FROM POLAND ... ...

kimmy's choice ... ... so sweet

Man Cuts Off Teens' Penises for Theft -Police ... ...WTF??? ... pigman.
*via pt

What is the meaning of life? Or, how can life be made better? ...

Stem cell therapy helps patient walk again, South Korea ... WHOA!!!

T H E S E C R E T L I F E O F A S Q U I R R E L ... haha ...

11.26.04... To find her hidden treasure, G marks the spot ... wow ... who knew??? ... quote:

The G-spot in fact has therapeutic benefits too. According to Whipple, having regular orgasms can actually double a woman’s tolerance for pain. Stimulating the G-spot—even without orgasms—can increase it by 80 per cent.

Casa de Jenna ... it's jenna jamison's house ... crib style


64 percent of young women groped on Tokyo trains ... i hate that. it happens in crowded elevators a lot. someone grabs your crotch you look around ... everyone is innocently staring forward. creeps...

Crazy french guy fucks with the police ... ... hahaha ... rad ...

Paris' Same-Sex Romp ...paris hilton and friends go slumming. quote:

"It was different from being in L.A. or New York," Hilton told USA Today. "You're meeting people who are riding a Greyhound. They don't have a car. They're really real."

Bride ends life as groom calls off wedding ... intense reaction.

KOREA: Warheads and Video Games ...

Republican Legislators Reward Radical Right-Wing with Blow to Women's Health Care, Says National Organization for Women ... OMFG ... things are too retro. ... it pisses me off. ... quote:

This is similar to the conscience clause pharmacists invoke when they refuse to fill women's birth control prescriptions.
*via JC

11.25.04... Bi & Bi ... like kimmy and i

... quote: "We were the pariahs of the straight community. We were told we didn't exist, yet we were [blamed] for spreading AIDS,".
*via JC

whack your boss ... ... good ideas ...

Dog Who Longed for Puppies Nurses Kittens ... sweet...


Falluja Rebels Had Enough Arms to Rule Iraq -U.S. ...

18 Cat Skeletons Found in Couple's Bedroom ... fuckin sick ' freaks.

Math Whiz Breaks Calculation Record ...

Mother cut off baby's arms ... WTF??? ...
*via pt

11.24.04... Texas officials wary of plan to hunt by Internet ... whoa ... quote:

Texas officials are not quite sure what to make of Underwood's Web site, but they may tweak existing laws to make sure Internet hunting does not get out of hand.

Government Uses Color Laser Printer Technology to Track Documents ... quote:

put the "serial number of each machine coded in little yellow dots" in every printout.
*via Spitting Image


Chinese freestyle pwns black rapper ... ...

13-Year Old Charged With Abducting Exotic Dancer ... he wanted her to dance for him. geez... the kid has ruined his life... i guess he'll be gay ...


*via sla

good online scanner ...do it. ... it's free.

Panda ActiveScan - On-line Virus Check

11.23.04... Self-cleaning' suits may be in your future ...

Tie maker launches penis cravat ... what a twit.

Ship crashed into house ...

men in pain ... ... OMG ...
*via s_s

Doubts about school computer use ...

Iranian's 3 wives attempt suicide after shopping row ...

Drunken Rats Used to Study Alcohol Effects ... so ...there's hope for those who have fallen into the bottle.

Daylight 'aids baby night sleep' ...

11.22.04... Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her ... this sounds like bad high school porn.
*vis nemesis

City Middle High School Student Wears KKK Costume To A School Halloween Party ...

twins ... ... addictive game

FOR VAGINAL USE ONLY! ... hahaha ... i wonder where they got those stickers...
*via Spitting Image

Fire Pit Dated to Be Over 50,000 Years Old ...

My mother was diagnosed with incurable lung cancer.
I made a comic strip about it.
... !!!

11.21.04... No bail for penis cutter ... ... OMFG ... quote:

... Usually reserved for quarrels between lovers, penis cutting is unusually common in Thailand where health officials lead the world in re-attachment surgery.

Catch a Phish: Take The Quiz ... 10/10 correct ...
*via roger

la fee verte ... the real skinny on absinthe.
*via lackwit

Breastfed dog may turn savage, say experts ...
*via Spitting Image

Psychiatric treatment for woman who breastfed puppy ... that didn't take long.

Faith-Based Parks? - Creationists meet the Grand Canyon ...
*via JC

Negotiators add Abortion Clause to Spending Bill ...

11.20.04... Eminem 'banned' from mimicking Michael Jackson ...


KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!" ... yikes

Turkey Crashes Through Women's Windshield ...

Prisoner is released 'by mistake' ...
*via pt

Head had himself whipped in front of pupils ... I bet he got off on it...
*via JC

GOP seeks suspension of RU-486 ... OMFG ...
*via JC

Americans expose Russian X-ray Girl ...

11.19.04... camel toe ... ... hahahaha ... [link fixed...]
*via sgt


Sheryl Crow's "Spiritual Twin" Trial ...

Academics up in arms over No 10 'porn spam' ... heh ... they're on a special list allright.
*via pt

sorry everybody ...
*via sj

H. L. Mencken once wrote that eventually "the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." ...
*via JC.

Absinthe Original ...mega-bucks.

11.18.04... Beavers Make Dam Out of Stolen Money ...

Texas schools scrap 'cross-dressing' day ... wow... they took away something fun and enlightening and replaced it with something regimented and dangerous. ...sad ... ...quote:

As a substitute for "TWIRP Day," the schools ranging from elementary to senior high decided to hold "Camo Day" - with black boots and Army camouflage to be worn by everyone who wants to participate.
*via patrick

Ohio Woman Runs Rescue Mission for Rats ... people have had rats for pets for a long time but they never had their own Rescue Mission. my 1st rat 's name was jose... then came spideycar, spideycar II and little-bit. ... quote:

"They are the most deserving, most affectionate, most entertaining, easy to take care of, most misunderstood pets in the world," she said.


*via Spitting Image

Cockfighting Supporters Brace Battles ... the fights are sickening. how can this be considered a sport anyway???
*via Spitting Image

Hollywood Writer Sues Microsoft Over Yoga Game ... gates has always stolen his ideas from talented people around him. finally someone has enough money to sue him.
*Via pt

11.17.04... Peru Seizes Cocaine Haul Hidden in Giant Squid ...


Yiddish with dick and jane ...
*via robin


Ebay cancels bids for Virgin Mary sarmy ... the BVM has been spotted on a sandwich ... [sarmy???]

amanda and ginger ...

Climate change 'ruining' Everest ...

City deaths rise with ozone levels ...

11.16.04... Mexico City Art'Shack' Stirs Debate ...
*via JC

Federal Brine-Pumping Operation May Have Caused Quake on Colorado-Utah Border ... OMFG ...
*via Spitting Image

Nude man jumps into lizard tank at Bronx Zoo ...

Big Mac on wheels ... maybe In-N-Out will start delivering. now that would be cool. heh... just thinking about it makes me gain weight.

Two years' paid leave for sex-change officers ... progressive ...


Trust Your Instincts ... !!!

THE BEST RAPE SITE ...
*via Spitting Image

11.15.04... Thinkers Behind the Culture of Death ... [link fixed] ... quote:

The media continue to lull us to sleep, dangling before our eyes the enticements of early retirement, financial independence, a reduced workweek, exotic vacation packages, material ease and a thousand other forms of somnolence that represent the comfort of death more than the energy of life. And so, we are easily exploited by bad philosophies.

XXX ...

Welkom in de disco ...! ...
*via sgt

Automatic flatterer ... a tiny shot in the arm. "what a beatiful name evil genius" heh heh
*via sgt

If Only Eve Had a Therapist... ...


11.14.04... AcmeVaporware, Inc. ... hahahaha ...
*via alex

Transsexual jailed for lying about gender, fights for right to marry as woman ... see ... there really is a special someone for everyone.


Doctor accidentally discovers the 'Orgasmatron' ... isn't this the same doctor who said he couldn't get any women to buy this thing???
*via JC

Tommy prefers 'big girls' ... i would rather have an overweight lover than a skinny one. it's sexier.

Police Tasered truant girl, 12 ... YGTBFK ... Another kid Tasered...

The Debut of RoboDump 1.0 ... ... heh heh heh

Border Inspectors Find Girl Sealed In Piñata ... geez ...

11.13.04... The Official Five Question Purity Test ... it says i'm 20% pure.
*via Spitting Image

Ricky Gervais Live 2 - Politics ...

High-tech autos making driving a dream ... whoa ...
*via JC

Practical Applications of the Philosopher’s stone. For drunks ... hmmmm ... filtering helps cheap booze taste better. i wonder how it would work with tequila? ... mmmmm

Couple Helps Fox; Fox Then Brings Friend ... smart ... sweet ...[link fixed]...

Man, 36, is charged in sword attack ...

Physicist comments on ‘What the #$*! Do We Know?’ ... quote:...

there is no evidence from the physics community that coherent spiritual concentration can affect the behavior of matter.

Teen charged with friend’s death remains behind bar ...

11.12.04...


heh ... chicken legs. [he's enjoying himself]

Ain't mistress behaviour ...

Potter's aunt and her lesbian Troygirl ...

kelle marie and brittney skye ... ...

Lesbians strip for Ben ...

Y O U R _S C R O T U M - "Get the Facts" ...