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may 2004

05.31.04... come together ... ... cool

BRITNEY GETS TREATMENT ... wow


Lightning strike kills golfer ...

Christian beaten to death in hospital by Muslim cop ... quote:

a Muslim policeman who beat the 27-year-old Christian with a hammer as he lay in his hospital bed recovering from a bout of tuberculosis.

I Can Still Tell Your Wife Bill ... haha ... it's never too late...
*via daniel

Shock research: sex makes us happy ... no shit

HOW TO: Obtain Free Copies and Do Other Fun Stuff to Copiers ...

05.30.04... Man commits suicide after sex with hen ... he over-reacted.

guillermo tejada - visual & mental, sin control ... ... well ... Freud didn't know dick. ... quote:

Besides, Freud suggests that only the erected penis can be considered beautiful. This connection between the female organ and the ugliness is very strange

Man divorces and sues wife over ugly past ...

Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler - Washington intern SEX scandal ... wow ... she was having sex with six guys. busy...

Boy raised as a girl after mishap kills self ... oh wow... the guy with the messed up circumcision killed himself. how sad ...

Military hackers unleash 'cyber terror' ... quote:

Some rappers tread a thin line between rights, responsibility

a girl and her uzi ... ... i think it's an uzi.
*via s_s

05.29.04... Woman Hangs on As Tow-Truck Drives Away ...


fingers and holes in a shaken cornstarch solution ... ... way cool ...

The illogical consumer: St. Paul market research firm studies emotions ... our reptile brain... acting reptilian. quote:

"What we really do is quantify gut reactions," Hill said. "It's like an iceberg -- the part underwater is subconscious and emotional. That's how you move people and change things. The rational rides sidekick, but it's not the driver."

rodeohead ... ... ha!!!

Mexican Officer Croaks, Barks on Radio ... hahahaha ... they probably loved the time off. i would.

bomb droid ...

White Tea Beats Green Tea In Fighting Germs ... white tea? can you see it in a cup?

05.28.04... BLOX ... ... totally addicting.


Judge Orders Streisand to Pay $177,000 for Photographer's Legal Fees ...

EROCHICA BAMBOO ... burlesque news ...

Unexpected Similarities Between Raindrops And Proteins ...

Quake in Alaska changed Yellowstone geysers ...

PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY MANHOOD ... too late...

Ayers guilty of child molestation ... quote:

He said that Ayers then got pudding and fed him some on a spoon. After that, the boy said that he heard a zipper. He then stated that Ayers put pudding in his mouth, but not with a spoon.

05.27.04... The Times and Iraq ...

Net traffic shows file-sharing undented ... of course.

Scientist seeks alien cloud-dwelling bug ... cool ...
*Via JC

Crimson Warfare ... ...strategy game.

A deadly love affair ... OMG ... he injected HIV and Hepatitis C into his lover of ten year.

Singapore ends chewing gum ban ... but the gum is for registered users only

Upset husband hangs himself with wife's sari ... love... love... love

05.26.04... Man rips off testicles ... ... he thought there was a snake in his pants. heh

Activists furious at limits on gay sperm donors ...
*Via Spitting Image

Devil' man killed wife and two sons over her smoking ... creepy... quote:

"He could not sleep and the smell of dirty ashtrays was coming out of her mouth. He had a hunting knife. As a result of what the medium had said, he decided to eliminate the problem."

cum for dinner ... ... yuck ... gross

SWANS KILL TWO DOGS ... WTF??? a dog-swan war.

US intelligence fears Iran duped hawks into Iraq war ...

McDonald's to offer DVD rentals in Denver ... quote:

If the total charges on a rental reach $25, the DVD belongs to the customer and does not have to be returned, McDonald's said.

Doctor's Neckties: A Reservoir For Bacteria? ...

05.25.04... 'Buddha snot' still selling ...

The Seventh Annual Ritual Abuse, Secretive Organizations and Mind Control Conference Aug. 6-8, 2004 ... ummm
*Via Spitting Image

blondes have more fun ...
*via s_s

the whizzinator ... ...

Jurors' 122-Query Survey: Sex, Pot and the Mundane ... wtf???

Nuclear Experiment Planned in Nevada ...

beware beware ...
*via kelly

Viagraholics Anonymous ...
*via mo fo

05.24.04... Iraq Setbacks Change Mood in Washington ...

Judge fines lawyer for barking at witness ...

HOT TRACKS ...

landscaper ...


*via s_s

Singer's Casino show no 'Jewel' of a performance ...quote:

"I don’t know if she was having a nervous breakdown or what. She told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and look at her breasts."

05.23.04... Sherpa reaches Everest peak in record time ... wow... amazing. quote:

An ace Sherpa guide scaled Mount Everest in a record eight hours and ten minutes today
*Via Spitting Image

Fuck the Vote 2004 ...
*via larry

Sex Assault Alleged Among Md. 7-Year-Olds ... WT??? ... only 7 and already pigs. Quote:

The boys were "heard bragging about it to other students

Theory Confirmed: Universe Accelerating ...


Hilton And Porn Star Strip For Each Other ... heh ... quote:

"It's bigger than my boyfriend's!'"

Man charged in wheelchair sex assault ...

Body Piercing Glossary ... my friend had her clitoral hood pierced and she says she can feel it when she walks.

05.22.04... Could Terrorists Be Casing New York-Philadelphia-D.C. Rail Corridor? ...


*Via JC

Orgasmic chocolate on the way says sex expert ... wtf? quote:

The new bars would contain far higher levels of the chemical after it was found to give an orgasm-like high without having sex.

Why high cheekbones have such broad appeal ... haha ... yeah... love those lamb chops. quote:

adding that it could also explain the attraction of sideburns, which exaggerate the effect, shedding light on why Hugh Jackman became a sex symbol when he played Wolverine in X-Men and its sequel.

Forest family had an elaborate camp among trees ... quote:

In fact, the girl received a very good education from her father while living among the trees. Officials said the girl, who would be normally in 7th grade, is at a 12th grade equivalency.

How gay are you? ... heh ... quote:

"You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.

'Legalize Incest' Suggestion Shocks Lawmakers ... YGTBFK? ...

Accuser Weeps Upon Seeing Sex Tape ... this poor kid. i bet she wishes she had never reported the rape. sad ...

05.21.04... Traffic Is Horrible! I'll Just Think About Sex... ...


rons' angels ...
*via colin

Roxanne, Juliet and Angelique ... ...
*via s_s


*via nicL

05.20.04... Doors To 7 H.S. Buildings Superglued Shut ... quote:

80,000 Bees Released In Same School Last Year

Virtual Devils Curse Internet Church ... hahaha ... quote:

"Satan Loves You'

Don't Have A Cow, Man ...
*Via JC

Italian cops given Lamborghini ... not bad... quote:

In addition, the Gallardo is equipped with first aid equipment including defibrillator apparatus with the capability to perform electrocardiograms, and automatic diagnosis of arterial pressure and the presence of oxygen and carbon dioxide in the blood.

Man's Shrinking Brain Puzzles Doctors ...


How To Foil An Alien Abduction ...
*via sgt

word association ...

05.19.04... Woman tells of escape from Urdiales ...

Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline ... wtf?

Hello, Donna! ... ... this dude is courageous. he has cojones even if he doesn't want them. [hmmm... i guess he's a lesbian now]. quote:

I want them to know my care for them, the friendship with them, was not based on male or female body or male or female spirit,” he says. “It was simply from the heart we all share".

what is it about a wrestler ... ... nice ...


Real sex at the cinema ... now that more women are making movies we get to see penis' [peni?] more often. soon all movies will have porn in them. heh ... quote:

"People who have seen it, even though they are forewarned about how explicit it is, come out of the cinema saying they can't believe that it's so explicit," he said. "People who say they find it offensive are liars."

Transsexuals get OK for Olympics ...

Cicada Snack Sickens Man ...
*Via JC

05.18.04... Childless couple told to try sex ...hahahaha ... how is this possible?
*via mat's journal

Director Michael Moore Criticizes Bush at Cannes ...
*Via JC

superbizar ... ...lush ...


*via kimmie

Executioner wore gold ring - forbidden by Islam ...

beauty kit for little girls ... ... omg ... omg
*via poikilotrm