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march 2004

03.31.04... Smegma ... ...

Fire Ant Attacks Up in Nursing Homes ...
*via Spitting Image

Kittens, Cat Found Glued Together ... poor little things...

10 Function Computer Accessory Vibe ... heh ... it's USB

Man Convicted for Decapitating Mother with Sword ... geez... psycho

Human Urine Samples Spill, Cover Roads ...

GALLERY OF REEFER MADNESS ...

Man Jumps From Plane, Knocks Out Power ... a dramatic suicide.

03.30.04... Author's dragon hoax pays off with book deal ...the beautiful baby dragon is back. this guy is smart. quote:

"Essentially I created the hoax to market my book even before it was published."
*via pt

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits ...

WartHog ... ... yee-haa ... level 23 so far. cool game ...

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shock site ...lots of info about those creepy sabotage sites. ... like ... *goatse.cx* [you know, the guy with the huge stretched anus...yuck]. unfortunately i've seen that image like four times. ... i've also seen* lemonparty*, *tubgirl* and *albino black sheep* too. gross ... *adorable bunnies - jebus loves you* is to be avoided at all cost... eeeewwww. also... if you want to check out these sites use a pop-up blocker and you'll avoid the mass of spawning windows. oh yeah ... turn the volume all the way down too. geez ...
*via JC

Britney ordered me to strip then used me for sex ...


Husband charged with threatening to set wife on fire ...

03.29.04... Psychic prompts search of jet in Fort Myers ...
*via JC

Children in Angola tortured as witches ... OMFG ...


*via sgt

Russian prison tattoos ...

Music with your burger? ... the codes will be online in a flash... and then everyone gets to download the music for free. quote:

diners would receive codes to download free tunes when they buy certain menu items

margot quan knight ...

'Horrific' child sex abuse alleged ...
*via JC

The Techno Maestro's Amazing Machine ...

03.28.04... Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it ... everybody's doing it, doing it... picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it. ... [hurl ...] quote:

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

Warrantless searches OK'd, sometimes ... OMFG ...

THE "BRIEF SAFE" ... YGTBFK

Severed head in suspect's car ...

Urine treatment for pink eye 'dangerous' ... so who pays to get pink-eye??? ... quote:

The Mercury has learnt pupils at some schools in the province are selling the pink eye infection to one another.

The Sludge Report ...
*via w.j.g. anthony

Teen Blames Lesbian Lover For Grandmother's Murder ...

Giant Ukrainian reaches for record ...



03.27.04... Israel unveils tiny drone planes ... WHOA! the little planes fit in their backpacks. too cool to believe...


*via pt

Circumcised men less likely to get AIDS ...

In search of manhood boost? Here're some phallic fallacies ...

Red iceberg causes a stir in Greenland ... this guy knows how to generate publicity. hmmm ... he says this iceberg belongs to him alone. i don't think so....


*via JC

Evicting Einstein ...
*via Spitting Image

Barcode Jesus ...

sandra bermudez ... yikes ...

disposable urination funnel ... for women who don't know how to pee standing up.

*via GA

03.26.04... Carmen Electra thinks about sex every 20 seconds ... heh ... we all do... quote:


*via colin

Ukrainian missiles 'gone missing' ... well this is scary.
*via JC

the trunk monkey ... ... heh heh heh

Concrete casts new light in dull rooms ... and there will be nowhere to hide. more info on that cool concrete.


It's official - women are the best drivers ...

Georgia House Bans Genital Piercings ... OMG ... quote:

Amendment sponsor Rep. Bill Heath, R-Bremen, was slack-jawed when told after the vote that some adults seek the piercings.
*Via brian

Kimmie's Choice ... ... in case you missed her comment

NASA hears words not yet spoken ...this is cool... quote:

a computer program that comes close to reading thoughts not yet spoken, by analyzing nerve commands to the throat.
*Via Spitting Image

03.25.04... To literally have sex with myself ... ...

European Sewer Safari ... tour the sewers of the world.



COW MAGNETS ... whoa! ... metal sticks ti the magnets and they poop 'em out
*via GA

Pot-in-pot invention ... quote:

His invention, which he won a Rolex Award for (and $100,000), is a refrigerator than runs without electricity.


Marines' weapon loaded with 'scream' ... WOW! ... we're going to start using sound guns in Iraq this month. quote:

Each set of waves is too high to hear, but they generate audible sound when they overlap. The effect is called "acoustical heterodyning".
*via JC

conjoined dreams ... ...yikes ...

pussy or raw meat ... ... how fun ...

At the end of the day... we're fed up with clichés ...heh ...irritating phrases
*via pt


03.24.04... RIAA site disabled for five days ... MyDoom is working ...

light emitting concrete ...


Man Accused of Spitting on Cop's Burger ... yuck... quote:

The officer noticed there was something wrong Saturday after he took two or three bites of his hamburger

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'Nano-lightning' could cool future computers ...


Revenge mob torches troops ... sad


03.23.04... Man Thought He Was Running Over Bin Laden ...

Young man marries own grandmother ... wtf?

spots ... ... addictive

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The perils of Googling ...

Gorilla rampage sparks safety concerns ... gnarly looking gorilla

120 Years of Electronic Music ...

Rocks Banned In Australia ... hahaha ... quote:

"For most people running around the street carrying rocks there is absolutely no reason for them to be carrying those weapons," he said yesterday.
*via GA

03.22.04... Magnetic Jesus attracts complaints ... heh heh ... Jesus DressUp magnets...


A Bush Surprise: Fright-Wing Support ...Conservative punks . quote:

"I think George Bush is a wonderful, competent leader," he added. "And I believe that he is bringing this country on a right and just course and he understands the true nature of evil."

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elevator moods ...
*via sgt

Night of the Living Dead ... you can legally download the movie here.

Disney Tattoo Guy ... wow ... he gets a tattoo every day. wow ...
*via JC

Hi-tech snapshots from Cebit ... cool goodies. too bad there are no links for us to follow. boo ...

03.21.04... self-improvement, competitive sport ... OMG ... a reality show is going to turn women into swans. the best swan wins. quote:

THE SWAN takes women who are stuck in a rut and revitalizes them by restoring their beauty and confidence.
*via Spitting Image

Sons I gave birth to are 'unrelated' to me ... quote:

she is a chimera, a mixture of two individuals - non-identical twin sisters - whose cells intermingled in the womb and grew into a single body.

Vehicle to autonomous biped robot conversion for the Mini Cooper r50 ... ... WOW. too cool to believe... check out the *stop test*


*via X

County Rescinds Vote to Ban Gay Residents ... quote:

One local man, who opposed the proposal, said the damage has been done: Rhea County, he said, is a "laughingstock."
*via Spitting Image

banana split - genital modification ... ... OMFG ... i fail to see the appeal. anyway ... this is not for the squeamish. you've been warned....
*via pt

Al-Aqsa Brigades apologizes for killing Israeli Arab in J'lem ... quote:

"I am against all violent attacks against innocent civilians whether it be against Israeli civilians or Palestinian civilians. This must stop,"

Things get worse with Coke ... their new bottled water is contaminated.
*via pt

03.14.04... EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT ARISTIDE SAYS 'I WAS KIDNAPPED' 'TELL THE WORLD IT IS A COUP' ... [he called maxine waters???] ... quote:

"He did not resign," he said. "He was abducted by the United States in the commission of a coup."

favorite expletives ... ... well this is fucking fun ...

BMW's Easter Egg ...

Guts ... ... omg ...

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clay kitten shooting ... ... i got like six out of a possible 2000... or something like that. heh ... but in real life i'm a good shot

'Girls Gone Wild' video of under-18 girl ruled not child porn ...
*via Spitting Image

Thin is in for screens of wireless gadgets ...
*via sgt

03.13.04... Man cuts off penis and testicles ... ... quote:

"Repent, repent, fornicators."

Michigan dog-handler pleads guilty to planting evidence ... WTF? ... quote:

The next day, a lab technician reported seeing Anderson remove a bone from her boot and place it in the water. She was arrested.

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Two held after women 'thrown to crocodiles' ... i didn't know there were Hell's Angels in Australia.
*via Spitting Image

Bush Site Unplugs Poster Tool ... heh heh ...surprise! ... it was being abused.

Chinese food song ...


03.12.04... mike's amazing cakes ... wow


*via gt

Crazy, Random "Chris Rock Thing" ... hahaha ....

Lawsuits send spammers a message  ...quote:

``We're going to sift through the fake identities, we're going to track through the fake corporations, we're going to find the comprised accounts and, ultimately, we're going to locate you and sue you.''

CeBIT to premiere USB Swiss Army Knife ... way way cool.

xtreme ping pong ...

How do you like your iguana? ... i love iguanas... i don't want to eat them. anyway this says their meat is tough and tastes like chicken. so why eat it?
*via Spitting Image

New book reopens old arguments about slave raids on Europe ... ??? ... quote: