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january 2004

01.31.04... German cannibal convicted of manslaughter ... yuck ... this guy is way weird. he should have gotten more time. [ Marzipan???]... quote:

Meiwes's obsession with cannibalism was such that he made life-size models of bodies from marzipan.

Georgia considers banning 'evolution' ... too stupid to believe.

Conjoined twins not expected to live ... gads ... it's more like a baby with two heads.


rookhaven Lab Expert Helps Date Flute Thought to be Oldest Playable Musical Instrument ... wow
*via sgt

we've always had him ...


EILERT SINGS! ... ... hahaha ... an elvis impersonator ... yeah baby.

babies with beards ... this is a cute beard. too bad it's on a baby girl.


R. Kelly's attorney tries to have pictures suppressed ... this dude is in trouble.

01.30.04... Mauritania's 'wife-fattening' farm ... quote:

"They are proud and show off their good size to make men dribble. Don't you think that's good?"
*via pt

cheese Jesus ...


mmmmmm X 2 ... ...

Fox Dwarf-Dating Show Sparks Mixed Emotions ... The Littlest Groom... hahaha ...

furries, human-animal fusions ...


*via
JC

VOTE: Who Has The Ugliest Mug? ... did glen campbell always look mean like this?.
*via charlie

W32/MyDoom-A disinfection instructions ...
*via sgt

Stand-ins do time for rich Danes ...
*via pt

01.29.04... Dragon in jar puts experts in a pickle ... pix of the baby dragon. it's beautiful ...


Man rapes dead body ... OMFG ... who are these people?

naoto hattori ...


Man shuns bath for 18 years ... quote:

"I saw what I thought was a pile of dirty laundry in a corner until I realized it was an incredibly filthy man," the sweep told police

Asylum seeker sets himself ablaze ... he should have just had the people busted. geez...

tigercathalon ...

the American stripper photo documentary ... ...

Palm Trees Never Lie ... hmmmm ...
*via luiz

01.28.04... Russian man freezes penis to bus shelter ... ... well that was careless.

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The Panopticon Singularity ... quote:

It is in the nature of every police state that the most heinous offense of all is attempting to escape from it. And after all, if you're innocent, why are you trying to hide?
*via new world disorder

fish with flames ... it's a southern california thing y'all.


Flower-Power Could Help Clear Land mines ... quote:

The genetically modified weed has been coded to change color when its roots come in contact with nitrogen-dioxide

Swedes have more and more animal sex ...

quest for the crown ... ... heh heh

01.27.04... vibrators FAQ ... heh ... cool.
*via buzz

scholten Japanese art ... gorgeous ...


*via
JC

whale tail ... ...

'Cruel' Farmer Threw Lady Vet Into Manure? ... eeeewww

Break-Dancers Perform For The Pope, Get His Blessing ...

Welcome to a collection of news reports on ministers who have sexually abused children ... wow ...
*via
JC

IKEA WALKTHROUGH v2.3.1 ...

Police Investigate 12-Year-Old Prostitutes Working For Teenage Pimps ... sad

01.26.04... Honor roll a secret at Nashville schools ... WTF??? then what is the point of an honor roll?

Holdup goes awry as teen brings the wrong bullets ...
*via
JC

demotivators ... despair inc. ... heh heh ...


*via B

Uh, dude, where's my, uh, memory? ... heh heh ... [yikes]

Don't Fuck With Heywood ... great ...

Student is selling her virginity on the Internet for £10,000 ... she's never seen a man naked before.
*via pt

ryan seacrests goes tp mars ...

Barbra Streisand to Be in 'Meet the Fockers'? ... heh ...

01.25.04... Bush 'stole' the presidential election: Cherie Blair ...

the crop circular ... hmmmm ... this woman has some amazing theories.



JOHN BOBBITT UNCUT..BY SECOND WIFE ... why did she marry him anyway?

Bunnlevel Man Predicts Space Travel In Ultra Light ... hmmm ... a gravity bending engine. quote:

Mr. McLean said the speeds his engine could reach would be immeasurable and that oxygen wouldn't’t be a problem in space travel. “Since it forms a gravitational field, it contains its own air,” he said of the engine. “It’s like a planet in itself... It can resist bullets and projectiles.”

fullscreen panoramas ... cool.........

Radiohead Course Offered at Berkeley

THE CLITORIS DURING INTERCOURSE ...

01.24.04... Archbishop opposes Kama Sutra carnival plan ...come on, come on ... Kama Sutra samba is an awesome idea. don't you just love Rio? carnival is so so fun. ... heh heh heh heh ... quote:

Joaosinho Trinta, the samba school's president, says the opening act of the parade will show Adam and Eve having intercourse in paradise.

Jordan's boobs 'may explode' in jungle ... haha ... they're almost exploding now.


BUSH AND JESUS LEVEL ... YGTBK?

POLICE PROBE HAWKING 'ASSAULT' ... more on his abuse...


*via
Spitting Image

Cult theory in Italy murder probe ... satanists?
*via
Spitting Image

GenSelect ... choose the gender of your baby. wow ...

ARCH ENEMY ... McDonald's diet almost killed this guy. i wonder how In-N-Out would fare? they have that veggie burgers wrapped in lettuce... at least you wouldn't get as fat. ...quote:

Within a few days of beginning his drive-through diet, Spurlock, 33, was vomiting out the window of his car, and doctors who examined him were shocked at how rapidly Spurlock's entire body deteriorated.

End of road for naked rambler ...
*via pt

01.23.04... Christina prefers girls and wanted to kiss Britney ... [link fixed]

may, nikita :: taking my schoolmate home ...

It's Just Sex ... it's good for us ...

ELAINE CUT HIS THROAT, BROKE HIS WRIST AND MADE NURSES WATCH THEM HAVING SEX - EX CARER'S CLAIMS YESTERDAY ... well this is weird.

Wrestler inspires with his ability ... wow!

Fury at cardinal who attacked gays as 'perverts' ... wtf???

Arnold Mein Governor! ... heh
*via
JC

Boy, 15, raped his mother ... OMG

01.22.04... Samba parade recreates Kama Sutra ... aaayyyiii ... this should be fun. now is the time to go to Rio.


Operation to remove 12 stone tumour begins ... OMFG ... this didn't grow overnight.

Bush Pushes Plan to Permit Internet Surveillance ...well ... this makes me hurl. quote:

The agreement also makes it mandatory for each participating nation to grant new powers of search and seizure to its law enforcement authorities, including the power to force an Internet service provider (ISP) to preserve a customer's usage records and to monitor his or her online activities as they occur.

penguins ... heh heh heh ... 302.5 my best so far.

Salad cream salvo foils robber ... salad cream?
*via pt

Fucking Magic: Sex Magic and Ritual Lovemaking ...

TOXIC ... ... new britney spears video

Secretary 'plundered £4m from employers' ...geez ... [link fixed]
*via pt

01.21.04... Basic instinct to gaze at breasts ... hahaha ... our breasts are butts.

Report: Atkins advises cutback on meat ... it's about time...

sofake ...

DJ trainer ...

Kids celebrate smoky saint's day ...
*via pt

tuff butt ... ...
*via rb

Depression screening: The test that could save your life ... _Your score is 13_ for last week. and then i took the test for the way i felt for 10 days after Xmas and got a 29. that was a bad time.
*via sgt

PMS Alert ... yeah ... but it's irritating to have people tell you that you're PMS... and it's even more irritating when someone _reminds_ you.

01.20.04... BRITNEY BOOK TO TELL ALL ...


my butts really nice and firm ... ... hahahaha ... this is hysterical...

Musician 'kept body of teacher to fulfil macabre fantasy' ... OMFG ... aaaayyyiiii
*via
JC

Finns miss death in tax office ... heh heh ... they thought he was reading.
*via pt

wireless workshop ... i love this ...build your own wireless antenna using a can.
*via
Spitting Image

Scorpions used to torture me: accused pedophile ... ...

Horses Ridden Through Flames at Festival ... wow
*via
JC

Evidence That Memories Are Consolidated During Sleep ... quote:

Importantly, emphasized Nicolelis, the latest findings provide further evidence that the brain behaves as an integrated whole in processing information.

01.19.04... God, please help me,' condemned man cries ... OMG

How Satan is propping up Bush's war on terror ... you have to watch a pea green ad to access the story. ... this is stupid

Swiss panty Maker Introduces No Smoking Bra ... ok ... these are ugly...
*via
JC


knife throwing ... ... i love this...

Homeless man is found frozen stiff in driveway ...

Aussies flock to annual cockroach race ... eeewwwww .... cucarachas.

Ridley Scott's new Crusades film 'panders to Osama bin Laden' ...

01.18.04... Tony Blair has been called a complete dickhead ... heh heh ...

Hanegbi: Mazel deserves citation for damaging 'suicide' artwork ...


*via
JC

Imam Convicted for Advice on How to Beat Wives ... YGTBFK ... pig ... quote:

writing a book instructing husbands how to beat their wives without leaving bruises.

chalk sidewalk drawings ...


nylon and glamour gallery ...

Chicken chopper decapitated ... heh ... i know it's not funny.

Oh, come off it ... ... heh