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...:: april 2004 ::...

04.30.04... G.I.'s Are Accused of Abusing Iraqi Captives ... YGTBFK ... and this... face of the occupation just got uglier ... WTF is going on ???


johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway ...
*via X

Teens Steal Skull, Use as Puppet ...
*via Spitting Image

Man burnt alive in car with ex-lover ... OMG ...

Paris Hilton’s Mom and Pop Going Reality, Too ...so now we get to see how trillionaires live. give me a fucking break...

04.29.04... Chlamydia in men now also linked to infertility – new findings ... ... omg ...
*via JC

Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis ...the U.S. has Napolean's penis? ... quote:

“Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

fuck off ...

Prophet of Doom ...
*via data input

Burning with anger: Iraqis infuriated by new flag that was designed in London ...

Robbers Die Trying to Hold-Up Suicide Bomber ...

How do I build a simple but effective lightbulb vaporizer? ...

04.28.04... Afghan women urge Karzai not to deal with warlords ...

Change Plates, or Make Them ...WOW.
*via JC

Measure of a man ...

The Ambition Tax ...

What kind of Goth would you be? ...
You're a Denial Goth! You are so not Goth. In
fact you're Post-Punk/Darkwave/Whatever
lesser-known synonym for Goth is popular this
week. Give it up, it's obvious you're a Goth.

Jesus action figure ...

04.27.04... The Wonk of Wank ...
*via JC

LEGOMATRIX ... ... aaaayyyiiii .... so fun!!!

Edinburgh bus drivers get DNA kits ... people spit on bus drivers?
*via JC

Do they know they're breaking the law? ... YGTBFK ...

10 most dangerous intersections & photos ...

princess hears a strange noise ... ...
*via sgt

04.26.04... kick boxing ... ... this is hysterical ...

Gay lovers climb tree, then have sex ...

Poets 'die younger' than authors ...
*via JC


*via Spitting Image

Their Beliefs Are Bonkers, But They Are at the Heart of Power ... unusual perspective...
*via JC

strip poker ...

Sammy Shlong the Singing Dong ...
*via Poikilotrm

04.25.04... A house fit for a cat ...

the hole forum ... ...
*via kimmie

Internet killed the video star ...

Booty wax ... Madame Tussaud's is making a wax figure of BEYONCE with jiggling butt

pornocha ... ... they have the coolest animated penis icon.

kill bill ... ... you just stand there and slaughter people with your sword.

04.24.04... Victim claims satanic musician drank his blood ... yuck... this is creepy



Taiwan cannibal suspect ruled sane ... another cannibal

5m shark jumps onto boat ... it bit the boat.


Woman poses as army officer ...

... [link fixed]

DOG EATS 28 GOLF BALLS ...

04.23.04... Man charged with unique brand of sexual battery ... heh ... geez

britney covered with urine while shooting commercial ...ACK! a whole bucket full of urine... eeeeewwwww.

DumbShit ... ... dumbfuck

Satellites act as thermometers in space, show Earth has a fever ...

serious wheels ...

flashing ... ... [flashing is fun] ...
*via
voyeurday

Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him ... OMG ... he was going to use his friend in the tamales. it seems as tho cannibalism is common.


more images here
*via JC


04.22.04... Critical Internet communication flaw revealed ... fuck man ... it affects routers. quote:

says exploitation of this vulnerability could affect the 'glue' that holds the Internet together.


*via pt

Supermodel Personals ...

table football ...

BEFORE YOU CROAK, TRY A VOICE-LIFT ... ACK! ...this is weird. so what does the new voice sound like? can people still sing? [that's important] ... quote:

The other involves injecting fat, collagen or a bone-making substance through the mouth.

Mice Created for 1st Time Without Fathers ... whoa ... two moms made babies. ... quote:

In fact, analysis showed that an array of other imprinted genes had somehow taken on their normal levels of activity, as if there'd been a standard fertilization. The researchers said they don't know how that happened.

Aborigine puts curse on Australian PM ... she pointed a bone at him.

see me, feel me, touch me ... ... yeah

04.21.04... kiss for the camera ...

Blair condemns Israel and opens rift with US ...

bush speak ... ... heh

gender pretenders ...
*via JC


100 MOVIES THAT DESERVE MORE LOVE ... great ...

Gang of 12 deaf thieves jailed in China ...
*via Spitting Image

Pot smokers abuzz over 420 'holiday' ... april 20th is doobie day? heh ... like people need a special day [or time] to smoke. sounds lame to me.

04.20.04... kimmie's choice ...

Militant Cleric Says Attack on London 'Inevitable' ... ignorant and sad ...quote:

"We don't make a distinction between civilians and non-civilians, innocents and non-innocents. Only between Muslims and unbelievers. And the life of an unbeliever has no value. It has no sanctity."
*via cold fury

How To Gag On 'The Passion' ... hahaha
*via JC

Madrid policeman's body burned ... geez ...

school play's lesbian kiss shocks parents ...

The pretty price of a good sex life ...

Rare Chinese mushroom derivative can improve capacity, endurance ...

04.19.04... Text message can change artwork's colour ... cool ... more interactive public art. [geez... it cost £80,000]


battlefield ...

boy killed by father's dogs ... there's something wrong with pit-bulls.

never flirt at a nudist beach ...

Could this be the end for injections? ...
*via Spitting Image

space age pop music ... ... cool ... quote:

It's all dubbed directly from the records, complete with pops, buzzes, surface noise, and all other material flaws. I leave the audio engineering to others.

Woman indicted in child sex case ... WTF? ... pig-lady

04.18.04... Anna Nicole Smith Exposed ... ...

Major Brand Novelties Deemed Obscene by Kansas Grand Jury ... the list is hysterical... quote:

Auto Suck
Cherry Scented Artificial Mouth
Club Jenna – Jenna’s Beaver
Cyber Inflatable Blow-Up Doll
Cyberskin Cyber Cock


T**t ad has firm running ...

erotic name ... cool ...

Bush Pushes Renewal of Patriot Act ... OMFG .... NOOOOO

HANNAH QUIZZED BY POLICE ...

Frat brothers avoid jail in MTV-taped killing of koi ...
*via JC

Straight couples say they were ejected from gay hotel in Key West ... this is ridiculous.

04.17.04... U.S. deploys loud music, insults in Fallujah ... heh heh ... quote:

insults shouted in Arabic — including, “You shoot like a goat herder” — will draw gunmen to step forward and attack.